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Most bimbos are lame - Heavenleighbimbo aside

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154
Created
24.11.2016
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 18149
Reputation: 9172
Posts: 598
Atheista
30.11.2016 13:04:43
SweetasNuts

Ask not what your government can do for you. get off your ass and help your government

eicamawa
wrote:
Instead of criticizing all the players for not doing enough, and blame everyne else for all the problems on this site, shouldn't you try to fix them, SweetasNuts. I was a member of miss Bimbo, ans saw that site go down like a sinking ship, and I only just recently came back, and it looks like this site is going to same way. I would suggest instead of blaming the players for not giving you enough, you should start fixing bugs and getting this site better yourself. You will get a lot more support if people actually feel like you're listening to them, instead of just blaming them for everything that's wrong. Start by fixing you own faults instead of blaming them on others. 


30.11.2016 13:04:43
If you independently choose to register and spend your time on a Bimbo roleplay site  AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged about some of the roleplay content in Bimboland then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

You enjoy roleplaying with your own Bimbo so let us also enjoy roleplaying with our own Bimboland nation.

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 18149
Reputation: 9172
Posts: 598
Atheista
30.11.2016 14:01:45
SweetasNuts

For the record - I have invested thousands upon thousands of hours of my life working to help miss bimbo and bimboland. I have spent 10 years on helping build the bimbo nation.  Monetarily i have also invested Hundreds of thousands of pounds. 

And you are not even a paying senator? And you have never even been Prime Bimbo? 
give me a break - you are bimbo novices who have done a tiny fraction of what i have achieved for this nation. 

30.11.2016 14:01:45
If you independently choose to register and spend your time on a Bimbo roleplay site  AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged about some of the roleplay content in Bimboland then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

You enjoy roleplaying with your own Bimbo so let us also enjoy roleplaying with our own Bimboland nation.

eicamawa
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20661
Reputation: 10592
Posts: 461
Freethinkerland
30.11.2016 15:13:48
eicamawa

When you start to yell at everyone and everything, it's not very nice to be a member either, No wonder no one wants to help you if you're yelling and complaining about everything. You should set a nice example, because no one wants to be a member at a site when the owner calls them lazy and lame. And I'm NOT going to put any money on this site before I find out that it's worth it, and that I put it towards something that's meaningful, and a site where the owner calles everyone lame and lazy is not a site I want to give money. Start by treating other people nice before asking them to help.

30.11.2016 15:13:48
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 18149
Reputation: 9172
Posts: 598
Atheista
30.11.2016 15:32:11
SweetasNuts

Its a nation NOT a site! A country. Dont you understand that? you are founding a bloody country. The worlds first internet republic. Bimbo land. Its not a bloody website!!!!!!!!!! How many times do i have to say that. 

Stop calling it a website and have the courtesy to know what you are working towards

eicamawa
wrote:
When you start to yell at everyone and everything, it's not very nice to be a member either, No wonder no one wants to help you if you're yelling and complaining about everything. You should set a nice example, because no one wants to be a member at a site when the owner calls them lazy and lame. And I'm NOT going to put any money on this site before I find out that it's worth it, and that I put it towards something that's meaningful, and a site where the owner calles everyone lame and lazy is not a site I want to give money. Start by treating other people nice before asking them to help.


30.11.2016 15:32:11
If you independently choose to register and spend your time on a Bimbo roleplay site  AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged about some of the roleplay content in Bimboland then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

You enjoy roleplaying with your own Bimbo so let us also enjoy roleplaying with our own Bimboland nation.

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 18149
Reputation: 9172
Posts: 598
Atheista
30.11.2016 15:34:23
SweetasNuts

This is history. The worlds first internet republic. Its not a website. Its not a product.
Its a democratic nation. 

what is so hard for you to understand? Am i the only one who understand this or something? 



30.11.2016 15:34:23
If you independently choose to register and spend your time on a Bimbo roleplay site  AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged about some of the roleplay content in Bimboland then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

You enjoy roleplaying with your own Bimbo so let us also enjoy roleplaying with our own Bimboland nation.

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 18149
Reputation: 9172
Posts: 598
Atheista
30.11.2016 15:40:08
SweetasNuts

Can you imagine saying to Obama - I am not going to pay my tax or pay into America unless i know its worth it?

Or saying to Putin - hey your product is no good. If you build a nice hotel i will pay my taxes otherwise forget it pal. 

What type of citizens would they be? Useless is the answer.


Can you imagine the founders of america behaving in such a way? washington and franklyn etc got their hands dirty and built a nation. You are the fellow founders of this democratic state of bimboland. Now start acting like founders please 

30.11.2016 15:40:08
If you independently choose to register and spend your time on a Bimbo roleplay site  AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged about some of the roleplay content in Bimboland then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

You enjoy roleplaying with your own Bimbo so let us also enjoy roleplaying with our own Bimboland nation.

Aesthetic
Level 14
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 5109
Reputation: 6309
Posts: 127
Agnostica
30.11.2016 21:03:25
Aesthetic

Okay, I assume you don't want my help with your dead twitter/facebook. BUT you say this is a nation, an attempt for the first internet democratic nation. You say this is not a website and its not a product, but a nation. Yet you post about paying taxes, paying money for the nation. So you are aware that money does make a government function, Greece being a big example of what happens when a nation goes into financial turmoil in the real world. A nation works because people are buying and selling PRODUCTS and contributing to the work force, etc etc. 

Honestly your not satisfied and basically bitching everyone out and pissing off citizens/customers you probably don't want to piss off. I see no senators around right now if there are any and thats probably because no one sees a point in becoming one. When you see it listed it just says become eligible for prime bimbo,access to special clothes/areas of the site. Its so vague of course no ones buying it.

No matter how much you say this is a nation you still need to sell the nation's PRODUCTS in order for this to work. No ones motivated to buy the PRODUCT to become a Senator. So please just please tell me what the fudge a Senator does other than whats written in the Treasury. Maybe a greater explanation on what they do will motivate people to put more money into the nation. Yes you do have to market and sell being a senator because MONEY is involved and not everyone makes enough money to just throw around. I'm pretty sure we all get it that its a nation, so saying we need to pay for our great nation isn't going to cut it. $20 is A LOT of money to some people, so a little more of an explanation on why its WORTH IT for us is  NECESSARY.

At this point I don't know if your using this thread as an excuse to bitch at people or if this is an I need your help, but I suck at coherently reaching out to the community thread. And right now I have no idea what you want from us "lame" citizens other than we need to come together as a nation and become senators. I see others were reaching out at first before you started bitching them all out Hence pissing off the people you probably don't want to piss off.Trying to convince me and others on why we should become a senator would of probably saved you and everyone else from all these long winded comments and answers.




30.11.2016 21:03:25
Telaphone
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 310695
Reputation: 56236
Posts: 423
Agnostica
01.12.2016 01:03:02
Telaphone

Can you imagine saying to Obama - I am not going to pay my tax or pay into America unless i know its worth it?

But people don't pay their taxes all the time. The difference between here and the real world is people get punished for it. This is a poor analogy anyway because no where does it say we have to pay taxes at bimbolands. You want to impose a tax? Make it like other f2p games where you have to watch an ad to continue.

Or saying to Putin - hey your product is no good. If you build a nice hotel i will pay my taxes otherwise forget it pal.

Another poor analogy. Putin is a dictator (not officially but he is). What he says goes, if you disobey I'm sure he would have no hesitation to lock you up.
However, what you are saying is pefectly fine for a good or service. While you want to believe that this is a nation, in reality it is a website and it's perfectly fine for people who come here to say, hey this product is no good I will not pay for it until it is something that I would buy. If you want money without giving results (or results 3 years in the future) create a kickstarter or something.

What type of citizens would they be? Useless is the answer.

 They would be a consumer and doing exactly what they need to do.


Can you imagine the founders of america behaving in such a way? washington and franklyn etc got their hands dirty and built a nation. You are the fellow founders of this democratic state of bimboland. Now start acting like founders please 

THE FOUNDERS OF AMERICA WHO REFUSED TO PAY TAXES TO ENGLAND?!?!?
"No taxes without representation"

Jeezus...

01.12.2016 01:03:02
Vampire
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3754
Reputation: 3798
Posts: 967
Agnostica
02.12.2016 01:40:33
Vampire

Really, are you comparasing yourself with Obama??!! My gosh

02.12.2016 01:40:33
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880414
Reputation: 129351
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
02.12.2016 03:30:44
Mindy

SweetasNuts wrote:
where are the social media links? please show me.

 i am not deflecting anything. Its you deflecting from the fact that you are good at pointing what i haven't done without actually showing what you have done. I think you will find i have achieved far more than you when it comes to bimbo rights. I just want to see what you have actually done to further the rights of bimbos in the world today and to help the nation of Bimboland

Mindy
wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:

Mindy - 
What have you 'actually' ever done for the internet republic if bimboland? keep it simple and tell me.................


Social media in multiple formats and brought in a few friends.  

You know...along with offering free professional services that would help make dramatic improvements.

But hey...keep on deflecting.


You asked, I told you.  I am not going to start dragging social media posts in here...get real.  If it helps it is a lot more recent than anything Bimboland's social media has done.

And yes...you are deflecting....nothing is your fault according to you.  No worries though...keep doing what you are...I am sure it will work wonderfully 

02.12.2016 03:30:44
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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