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Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5019
Reputation: 2946
Posts: 459
11.12.2015 13:48:59

  • Anti­capitalism
  • Anti­fascism
  • Anti­imperialism
  • Marxism–Leninism
  • Revolutionary
  • Bimboism
  • Anti­racism
Political position: left
State colour: Purple
State sport: Basketball
Guns: Pro
Death Penalty: Pro
Abortion: Against
Compulsory boob jobs: Pro
State average penis size: 9.9 inches
State average bra size: 42ff

I'm state minister of Atheista, hate the colour purple, don't care for basketball, anti-guns, pro-abortion, uncertain of my views on the death penalty, anti-compulsory boob jobs and a 32B.

Fucking hell, Bimbolands. This game is attempting to be controversial in some quite bizarre ways and I'm honestly not sure it's having the desired effect... whatever that desired effect is supposed to be, I still have literally no idea of the concept behind this game right now.

In real life, I'm a young person and a recent university graduate whose political views are somewhat left-wing. Of course I agree with anti-racism - Who doesn't?
But I don't think it makes sense that we're a Marxism-Leninism Communist type state, that is Anti-Capitalism AND supporting Bimboism at the same time. I have no idea what Bimboism is at this point, but I think it supports Capitalism.

I think these state descriptions are half-arsed and dull as fuck. Would like to suggest that State Ministers, Senators, and Citizens work to establish and agree on their own creative concepts for their states (within town hall discussions), then the PB can present this idea?

11.12.2015 13:48:59
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7202
Reputation: 2318
Posts: 192
11.12.2015 17:17:26

I agree , the population of the state should have a hand in what the state attributes and averages are however as HLB said this was only to implement this new feature and it's not the final product . I think it's a good start .

11.12.2015 17:17:26
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5383
Posts: 2099
11.12.2015 20:18:55

* standing ovation* They're just writing up stuff and presenting it like we must follow it.
I'm for one will not follow all of them. They don't make our decisions or opinions for us. You leave that up to us.

I concur with you  Bambidoll. We should discuss this in our townhalls and come up with our identities collectively and then liase with the PB

11.12.2015 20:18:55
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5019
Reputation: 2946
Posts: 459
12.12.2015 08:57:33

Ceres wrote:
* standing ovation* They're just writing up stuff and presenting it like we must follow it.
I'm for one will not follow all of them. They don't make our decisions or opinions for us. You leave that up to us.

I concur with you  Bambidoll. We should discuss this in our townhalls and come up with our identities collectively and then liase with the PB
We have enough creatives on here who could do a much better job.

12.12.2015 08:57:33
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53439
Reputation: 7882
Posts: 717
13.12.2015 17:12:22

I totally agree with Bambi and Ceres. I want to start the discussion in my town hall but I've been I little away for personal issues. Anyway I've been following the course of all of this. I think it would be great to another kind of topics too, like education, health, environment.. The 'sizes' thing it's totally unnecesary. I do get the humor tone of it and the controversy it wants to make. It's always been about that. I wouldn't have discovered MB if it wasn't for its bad press. And I'm not the only one. And I wasn't brainwashed for that. I'm still myself.

13.12.2015 17:12:22
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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