Before you move your finger and type a single letter triggered by the title... READ IT FIRST!
I promise, if you are Lit now! Then at the end you will be on fire burning down half of Bimboland.
Most already know that human sexuality is a mayor subject with me. At least for some Vanilla Bimbos will get grossed out a bit.
It will rob you 10-15 minutes of your life and maybe something else too... Let the rattling begin...
Man has The Penis to satisfy The Woman!
Whaaat? Hear me out, let me explain it to myself first... Sciences and my strange perspective of them. Now there i go again, with my connecting dots syndrome.
Have you ever wondered why everything in the universe always arranges in the same pattern. Imagine, roots, leaves, branches, blood vessels, the somber forest you can see in your eyes, when you look at them with magnification.
Rivers. Dunes. Ocean currents. Solar winds, when flying away from the sun "wiggles". If we could study it it would probably look the same. It doesn't stop there it reaches to the farthest posible visible parts of the universe. The universe, besides space-time itself is empty! +/-4.6% of the universe is matter.
{"So matter is the only thing that matters."} ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From every single atom, to all the stars, to all the galaxies, to all the black holes and/or other irrationally big objects out there. It looks like matter orders itself forming threads. Irrelevant numbers of distance away! ...still... Same pattern!
WHHHHYYYYYY¡!¡¡!¡!¡!?
Plop. Wakes up and remembers that I insulted the pride of billions.
Well the penis had to grow during evolution to reach the size it has now.
At some early point in sexual reproduction, both had to have had only a tip. The pleasure spot. A spot where more nerve cells had grown stronger. More sensibility was available.
Why is sensibility important? To know that both of you are touching, touching at/in the correct spot, making fertilization easier. Im talking about some prehistoric animal here. From the start it helped cus the ones who got stimulated more, would try more, thus increasing the chances of survival.
Here comes part of the clue... So if more pleasure is an advantage. Then we could figure out why our genitals evolved the way they have. Nature isn't creating anything. Harsh reality here, lets say 50/50 either it works or you cant reproduce. We can discard 50% of our fantasies.
I think another factor, has been deciding for us all this time.
Feeling anything, passing the info on, are the jobs of nerves. I am convinced and think, the evolution of our nerve system, has influenced our mammalian evolution, from the start.
Lets take our brains. {This thing is complicated! Wont explain! Besides at this point Dragon Ball would be too far fetched...}
Our brains have absolutely no clue of the outside world. Its just a mass of interconnected neurons. What do the neurons want? Nutrients and stimulation.
Sensitive spot sends more. Brain likes that. Brain does it again!
Thats it? Yeah they never sleep! Always re/connecting, always sending and receiving. Every single bit of information, our brains receives is physically changing it. Ill stop here!
While we "homos" where evolving to walk straight, our genitalia had to adapt too. Our babies heads getting bigger, while the brain is growing steadily in size.
The longer pregnancy, harsher births and then our children are really under developed.
I dont want to even touch the subject of social relations of mammals. Breastfeeding vs Sexual Intercourse, the mother and father of social relations?
Nurturng, Settled, life or death consequence. Vs Protective, since he never knows when he is gona be able to pass on his genes, therefore Analytical, now you know where the "Just the TIP" comes from.
In Psychology im just wildly guessing, Freud would be happy, please take the last paragraph as a joke!
Lets finish this quickly. ;) With some questions... Who am i kidding, this is the monologue.
Why fondling her breasts turns women on but fondling his doesn't?
Why are adults so attracted to breasts?
Ever wondered why the clitoris is so small jet so sensitive?
Compared to the male glande, pfff we "males" are at a serious disadvantage.
Counting nerve endings, the clit, with average size of a pea has 4 times more endings that the whole glande!
At some point brains evolved to consider stimulating the partner! Was a great idea, guaranteed an amazing experience for both and helped ensure reproduction. A tripple win!
Back to resolve my statement. Gals just imagine:
Imagine pregnancy, months of "incapacity". Boredom.
Less social interactions, the partner is out, getting more food. Boredom
Breastfeeding and caring for an "unfit for survival" infant. Its a life or death matter. More Boredom
That is enough stress in our modern world... years of the females life are invested, while the male is out doing his "thing" with "his" buddies.
[Was a thought experiment only, after such an experience. Would any of you gals ever consider letting the male reproduce again?]
Thankfully the brain invented the orgasm. Who tough of masturbation while reading boredom?
As vaginas evolved to carry our big headed children, our pleasure centers enhanced with the growth of the brain. Males had to keep up with it. Since the female orgasm is mostly in the mind and the male orgasm mostly mechanical.
Males with sensitive nipples where irrelevant for successful reproduction.
The trait still exists, proving the point of its irrelevance.
Now, while males where more successful with highly sensitive females. Females in the other hand selected partners that where more complacent and eager to satisfy the brains natural need for stimulation.
Its all in the neurons or is it the universe? http://imgur.com/2SrYt7k {NOT PORN! Look at the pic leave my profile alone!}
This is just my strange narration of events about the enormous difference in sexual pleasure and the fact that the female body seems to have evolved for sex!
Thank you for reading my short book. I hope you enjoyed reading as much as i did writing.
If you must, which i believe you will. Redact it in a way changing only the offensive words and not the whole sentence.
Thank you
