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AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
12.02.2020 00:38:47
AlienPrinceFromVenus

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Well I just received a very interesting message from the new Prime Bimbo too.
  I am totally upset with Chris Now.   I have a lot of work to do........... 
To save Bimboland's. 
    This situation, just became my nightmare.
I wish you luck and patience and strenght and I mean this sincerely, not as a stupid internet troll masquerading behind supposed irony.

12.02.2020 00:38:47
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meerkat
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Atheista
12.02.2020 02:40:50
meerkat

lol ^ anyways i do wish you luck and any animosity (if i can even call it that, i'm mostly just staring at the car crash) is directed at him and the incompetence and unprofessionalism shown. as i've said a few times, everyone's here for a little escapism and the last thing we want is stress over a web site. so i wish you, HLB and FWN get to resolve things as quickly and painlessly as possible. i wouldn't wish such a mess over something so trivial onto anyone.

12.02.2020 02:40:50

TewDea
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Agnostica
12.02.2020 05:19:35
TewDea

I compiled this thorough document on Chris's business history. I excluded most everything from his personal history because I learned a lot more than I expected to, and it did something really important for me that I don't think is being adequately communicated by anybody here, or even by our Prime Bimbo right now. (Sorry HLB, I don't think you're being clear enough or straight-forward enough here, and I have experience in all sides of this issue from my work and history in online game communities. Feel free to send this directly to him for me, signed TwoDea.)

Looking into Chris for hours on end really humanized him for me. Chris is a business owner IRL and online, and a reasonably successful one at that. He isn't an idiot, but he does do stupid things, say stupid shit, and act in stupid ways. We do need to go some amount of "fair" on him because everyone has their shit. But, Chris is a human, and that ALSO means that accountability and respect should be an expectation from him. If he wants to be treated with respect, he needs to reciprocate the respect that he wants of others. If he wants this site's community to be chill with him, he needs to respect it and take responsibility for his actions regarding it.

For all the reading I've done, I haven't seen Chris apologize for anything by way of how he's treated others on Miss Bimbo or on Bimboland. And I've done a lot of reading. I didn't have to be on MB to have a clear picture of what Chris does and how he works. He makes it really clear. He acts on impulse, digs himself into deep holes, and instead of back-pedaling or apologizing or trying to make things right, he likes to double-down because he desperately wants to be in the right.

This could be his personality, but it also could be related to the on-and-off alcoholism over the past 10+ years. When deep in alcoholism, people lose grip on reality and often can't fathom that they have a problem. When in recovery and when deep in the bottle, it's easy to lose yourself in a fight for control over your life when you feel as though you have none. No amount of control you have over yourself, others, or your business is enough to feel like stable ground when you're under that influence.  (Disclaimer: I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm a mental health advocate; I have aligned with alcoholics; have advocated for alcoholics; have been with alcoholics; have worked with alcoholics and other mentally ill individuals.)

This doesn't mean he should be automatically forgiven for taking advantage of this site, the people on it, treating Miss Bimbo like ass, and apparently taking advantage of HLB's willingness to follow orders. What it DOES mean is that Chris should rightfully have the opportunity to apologize and atone for his actions, and upon taking actions to right the wrongdoings in the past and now, have the opportunity to earn forgiveness.

This site, for someone in my job position (that does game dev, internet research, community management, and all that boring shit that nobody cares about) is a goldmine of potential opportunity for growth and success and community and positivity, and I see it every day on here. And it's unfortunate that this opportunity is squandered because of Chris's struggles and unwillingness to get help or admit when he's wrong. 

Chris, when and if you eventually get to this, I feel for you. I really do. I imagine it feels like you're a deer in the headlights right now and that the only way out of any bad situation you unintentionally cause is to double down because nobody will give you a chance to do right. Especially because you are walking a thin tightrope, managing a family and multiple businesses. But from what I found, your Nana, your wife, and your newborn daughter all want you to do right. And they believe you can do right by yourself and the people in your life. The fact you try to be inclusive in your cafes' themes, participate in philanthropic work, and try to keep your life in order is enough reason for me to believe that you can do right. But you can't do it alone, and you can't do it without asking for help on some things. 

I looked into everything you've done that's public knowledge. I found everything I could, Chris. You can do better than your current actions show. I'd be happy to talk to you about this all from professional-to-professional if you'd like, but you need to see me and the other people on this site as human, too. Sorry for the long-post, but I think everybody needs to read something like this. Love you, internet strangers. <3

12.02.2020 05:19:35
Kami_Rayne
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Freethinkerland
12.02.2020 06:05:30
Kami_Rayne

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Keylen wrote:
So Miss bimbo was shut down not sold ?
I was always thinking that this Miss bimbo was sold and just changed name to https://www.likeafashionista.com/
because both games looked this same at the start. Then they both gone in different directions.
Can someone tell me what truly happened then ?

Lemme see if I can simplify, since it was a longish story:
Brief History
Miss Bimbo was originally Ma Bimbo's English counterpart, but they ended up parting ways financially due to what amounted as creative differences. Ma Bimbo would later go on to create Like a Fashionista, which is the true English version to that french game.
Anyway, Miss Bimbo started off with a relatively small following but experienced a huge growth spurt due to some controversial press it received world wide thanks to some of its content, including the diet pills(which were later removed), the face lifts, and the breast enhancement surgery. It was actually a bit like the numbers boom we got here because of the tumblr posts, but MUCH larger scale.
Everything went really well, Chris made a few business moves that users objected over, the first being VIB memberships(basically like senatorships, but you got perks like special VIB only clothing, a private section of the forum, and the ability to dress up your boyfriend and your baby) but I don't recall that one being as big of a deal as the "bodyguard fiasco".
The bodyguard thing was essentially Chris's attempt to get people to spend more real money on the game, and it went over badly. The bodyguard would remove bimbo dollars daily as a fee for his protection services without giving anything in return. You could not dismiss this character, and the amount of money he would take from you increased as you levelled up, and if you didn't have a job or a boyfriend, he would ultimately take more money than you could earn in a day and deplete your bimbo savings into the negatives. Occupy Bimboland(an offsite forum) was actually created in response to this site update, because so many users were upset and protesting, but still wanted a place to talk to their friends. Eventually, after much protesting, the bodyguard stopped taking our money, but remained a silent reminder of poor choice.
The big bad beavers
As part of a shitty plot Chris invited that pitted Russian goths against British preps(black vs. pink) Chris introduced this disgusting amount of pubic hair to the doll base that was NOT removable. Think of a hideously ungroomed bush that extended to the thighs and up the belly and you have the beaver. Due to the fact that you could see it clearly in certain outfits and that it was hideous and non-removable, there was even MORE complaining, but instead of taking the blame and removing the bad choice, Chris initially doubled down on his decision and essentially blamed "Russian Hackers".
The actual hacking
As the months went on, the site gradually deteriorated as more and more people left. Chris was growing more and more frustrated, and instead of logging off and doing something constructive, or fixing the site problems, he basically would get on and use the forums as a way to insult his users over and over again, driving even more of them offsite. He also began his vendetta against any and all associated with Occupy Bimboland. Eventually his immature behavior pissed off the wrong person, a purported spouse of a disgruntled user, who hacked the site, gave everyone free VIB and lots of bimbo dollars, and posted porn all over the place. This hacker initially blamed HLB, but soon after changed the blame over to Neriah, who was Miss Bimbo(essentially PB position) at the time.
When Chris saw what became of his site, he obviously had a total meltdown, banned a bunch of people including all previous mods, Neriah's entire staff, and ANY user who put up a fight against his decisions.
The porn site
Because the faulty code was in the forums, Chris had to scramble to create a new forum for the site, and get rid of the old one. During this time, or shortly before, he'd decided that Miss Bimbo was going to be an "adults only" site. Paypal would no longer do business with the site so that cut off all funding, but he wouldn't back down, and the decision to ban all younger users and encourage sexually explicit content drove pretty much everyone offsite. The sites numbers dwindled down to nothing and it was eventually shuttered.
Thanks for the run down! I played it back in the day but didn't remember the body guard ... Totally remembered the pubic hair though. That and the forum turning into a giant porn board. 

12.02.2020 06:05:30
Started from the bottom, now I'm ... oh wait, I'm still at the bottom.
Anna Wing
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Atheista
12.02.2020 14:35:39
Anna Wing

The most effective form of protest would be for paying players to cancel subscription. 
Otherwise, I refuse to be stressed over a game which I play with the specific intention of de-stressing. But it saddens me to see players fighting and deleting their accounts. Community is what actually holds things together, and if administration cannot see how their actions affect the interaction between players, well, they are dooming themselves.



12.02.2020 14:35:39
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
12.02.2020 15:24:17
honorscollege

Anna Wing wrote:
The most effective form of protest would be for paying players to cancel subscription. 
Otherwise, I refuse to be stressed over a game which I play with the specific intention of de-stressing. But it saddens me to see players fighting and deleting their accounts. Community is what actually holds things together, and if administration cannot see how their actions affect the interaction between players, well, they are dooming themselves.
blackcherrychip, the user who created this thread, has deleted their account. It's sad to see. Players should not feel alienated by staff.


12.02.2020 15:24:17
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I Am Flirt
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Atheista
12.02.2020 19:57:35
I Am Flirt

honorscollege wrote:
Anna Wing wrote:
The most effective form of protest would be for paying players to cancel subscription. 
Otherwise, I refuse to be stressed over a game which I play with the specific intention of de-stressing. But it saddens me to see players fighting and deleting their accounts. Community is what actually holds things together, and if administration cannot see how their actions affect the interaction between players, well, they are dooming themselves.
blackcherrychip, the user who created this thread, has deleted their account. It's sad to see. Players should not feel alienated by staff.

No. This makes me sad. Does anybody know what happend?

12.02.2020 19:57:35
I am not flirt.... I AM MAAAAAAAD

Obywatel
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Secville
12.02.2020 20:19:57
Obywatel

You made my evening! :D
Sandi Lut
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12.02.2020 20:19:57
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
13.02.2020 00:45:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

What made my evening is Monty Python.
   When I see the absurdity in life,   I always go with English Humor.  Worse than reality and totally tasteless, But NOW I must watch something hilariously Ironic.

13.02.2020 00:45:16
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Cliv
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Freethinkerland
13.02.2020 21:18:09
Cliv

Any news so far?

13.02.2020 21:18:09
 Currently working on my Fighter badge  

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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