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Ex Machina
Level 121
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Posts: 1563
Atheista
11.02.2020 04:20:40
Ex Machina

Oh lawd he comin'

This is like finding out your lawyer is...Rudy Giuliani.




11.02.2020 04:20:40
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
11.02.2020 04:31:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

Still I don't care about anyone's rant's.
I am :  Reading them,  but your not really helping me in having any argument's on your behalf.
  I understand your anger.  Yet is not helpful to what I am doing 'Back-stage' right now.
  Irrational anger is not going to solve this problem.
  A bimbo who is kind and understanding, MIGHT. 
Yet covering her in fuel and Lighting a match, does nobody any favors, just because your 'Pissed off' your very salvation might be who you hate the most.  BAMMM 
             Maybe the site should be SHUT DOWN.  Witch hunt's.   Awe  what ever......
                              I still don't care who abuses me. 
                                                            I'm going to fix this problem.

11.02.2020 04:31:42
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Ex Machina
Level 121
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1399965
Reputation: 85058
Posts: 1563
Atheista
11.02.2020 04:40:52
Ex Machina

To stay on topic - fix the dang monthly fashion contest already.  You pay money to participate and there is no guarantee that anyone will SEE your entry if it's a busy month.  Which outfits show up in the voters' queues are conveniently chosen by an algorithm no one sees.  Can't imagine why people might think this is unfair.  But then again, I don't have a first in customer service, I'm just a non-intuitive robot.

Fix the name of the contest itself.

Change "bimbo suicide" to "resignation" or some other synonym. 







11.02.2020 04:40:52
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
Ex Machina
Level 121
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 85058
Posts: 1563
Atheista
11.02.2020 04:44:03
Ex Machina

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
 Witch hunt's.  






11.02.2020 04:44:03
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 267770
Reputation: 39447
Posts: 1155
Atheista
11.02.2020 04:45:32
torrenoia

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Still I don't care about anyone's rant's.
I am :  Reading them,  but your not really helping me in having any argument's on your behalf.
  I understand your anger.  Yet is not helpful to what I am doing 'Back-stage' right now.
  Irrational anger is not going to solve this problem.
  A bimbo who is kind and understanding, MIGHT. 
Yet covering her in fuel and Lighting a match, does nobody any favors, just because your 'Pissed off' your very salvation might be who you hate the most.  BAMMM 
             Maybe the site should be SHUT DOWN.  Witch hunt's.   Awe  what ever......
                              I still don't care who abuses me. 
                                                            I'm going to fix this problem.
how can we know youre even doing anything at all (aside from sucking chris' dick i mean)

11.02.2020 04:45:32
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
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Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
11.02.2020 04:52:09
Cum_Dumpster

Keylen wrote:
So Miss bimbo was shut down not sold ?
I was always thinking that this Miss bimbo was sold and just changed name to https://www.likeafashionista.com/
because both games looked this same at the start. Then they both gone in different directions.
Can someone tell me what truly happened then ?

Lemme see if I can simplify, since it was a longish story:
Brief History
Miss Bimbo was originally Ma Bimbo's English counterpart, but they ended up parting ways financially due to what amounted as creative differences. Ma Bimbo would later go on to create Like a Fashionista, which is the true English version to that french game.
Anyway, Miss Bimbo started off with a relatively small following but experienced a huge growth spurt due to some controversial press it received world wide thanks to some of its content, including the diet pills(which were later removed), the face lifts, and the breast enhancement surgery. It was actually a bit like the numbers boom we got here because of the tumblr posts, but MUCH larger scale.
Everything went really well, Chris made a few business moves that users objected over, the first being VIB memberships(basically like senatorships, but you got perks like special VIB only clothing, a private section of the forum, and the ability to dress up your boyfriend and your baby) but I don't recall that one being as big of a deal as the "bodyguard fiasco".
The bodyguard thing was essentially Chris's attempt to get people to spend more real money on the game, and it went over badly. The bodyguard would remove bimbo dollars daily as a fee for his protection services without giving anything in return. You could not dismiss this character, and the amount of money he would take from you increased as you levelled up, and if you didn't have a job or a boyfriend, he would ultimately take more money than you could earn in a day and deplete your bimbo savings into the negatives. Occupy Bimboland(an offsite forum) was actually created in response to this site update, because so many users were upset and protesting, but still wanted a place to talk to their friends. Eventually, after much protesting, the bodyguard stopped taking our money, but remained a silent reminder of poor choice.
The big bad beavers
As part of a shitty plot Chris invited that pitted Russian goths against British preps(black vs. pink) Chris introduced this disgusting amount of pubic hair to the doll base that was NOT removable. Think of a hideously ungroomed bush that extended to the thighs and up the belly and you have the beaver. Due to the fact that you could see it clearly in certain outfits and that it was hideous and non-removable, there was even MORE complaining, but instead of taking the blame and removing the bad choice, Chris initially doubled down on his decision and essentially blamed "Russian Hackers".
The actual hacking
As the months went on, the site gradually deteriorated as more and more people left. Chris was growing more and more frustrated, and instead of logging off and doing something constructive, or fixing the site problems, he basically would get on and use the forums as a way to insult his users over and over again, driving even more of them offsite. He also began his vendetta against any and all associated with Occupy Bimboland. Eventually his immature behavior pissed off the wrong person, a purported spouse of a disgruntled user, who hacked the site, gave everyone free VIB and lots of bimbo dollars, and posted porn all over the place. This hacker initially blamed HLB, but soon after changed the blame over to Neriah, who was Miss Bimbo(essentially PB position) at the time.
When Chris saw what became of his site, he obviously had a total meltdown, banned a bunch of people including all previous mods, Neriah's entire staff, and ANY user who put up a fight against his decisions.
The porn site
Because the faulty code was in the forums, Chris had to scramble to create a new forum for the site, and get rid of the old one. During this time, or shortly before, he'd decided that Miss Bimbo was going to be an "adults only" site. Paypal would no longer do business with the site so that cut off all funding, but he wouldn't back down, and the decision to ban all younger users and encourage sexually explicit content drove pretty much everyone offsite. The sites numbers dwindled down to nothing and it was eventually shuttered.

11.02.2020 04:52:09
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Smop
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7836
Reputation: 6109
Posts: 83
Atheista
11.02.2020 05:04:04
Smop

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Still I don't care about anyone's rant's.
I am :  Reading them,  but your not really helping me in having any argument's on your behalf.
  I understand your anger.  Yet is not helpful to what I am doing 'Back-stage' right now.
  Irrational anger is not going to solve this problem.
  A bimbo who is kind and understanding, MIGHT. 
Yet covering her in fuel and Lighting a match, does nobody any favors, just because your 'Pissed off' your very salvation might be who you hate the most.  BAMMM 
             Maybe the site should be SHUT DOWN.  Witch hunt's.   Awe  what ever......
                              I still don't care who abuses me. 
                                                            I'm going to fix this problem.
why did you type this like a free form poem 

11.02.2020 05:04:04
"There would be no end to it, Juliette, were I to give vent to all the horror waked in me by the execrable doctrine based upon a God's existence..."
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
11.02.2020 05:06:17
Cum_Dumpster

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Still I don't care about anyone's rant's.
I am :  Reading them,  but your not really helping me in having any argument's on your behalf.
  I understand your anger.  Yet is not helpful to what I am doing 'Back-stage' right now.
  Irrational anger is not going to solve this problem.
  A bimbo who is kind and understanding, MIGHT. 
Yet covering her in fuel and Lighting a match, does nobody any favors, just because your 'Pissed off' your very salvation might be who you hate the most.  BAMMM 
             Maybe the site should be SHUT DOWN.  Witch hunt's.   Awe  what ever......
                              I still don't care who abuses me. 
                                                            I'm going to fix this problem.

Being upset that paying users are not getting what they paid for is not "irrational anger".
Asking you to provide proof that you are interacting with Chris at all is not a "witch hunt".
"Kind and understanding" is not a language that Chris speaks, according to his history, so why should any of us believe he has suddenly gained an ability to understand anyone but himself? In fact, your previous statements about Chris watching players "like a bunch of rats" essentially negates what you just claimed.

11.02.2020 05:06:17
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885798
Reputation: 139900
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
11.02.2020 05:14:47
honorscollege

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Keylen wrote:
So Miss bimbo was shut down not sold ?
I was always thinking that this Miss bimbo was sold and just changed name to https://www.likeafashionista.com/
because both games looked this same at the start. Then they both gone in different directions.
Can someone tell me what truly happened then ?

Lemme see if I can simplify, since it was a longish story:
Brief History
Miss Bimbo was originally Ma Bimbo's English counterpart, but they ended up parting ways financially due to what amounted as creative differences. Ma Bimbo would later go on to create Like a Fashionista, which is the true English version to that french game.
Anyway, Miss Bimbo started off with a relatively small following but experienced a huge growth spurt due to some controversial press it received world wide thanks to some of its content, including the diet pills(which were later removed), the face lifts, and the breast enhancement surgery. It was actually a bit like the numbers boom we got here because of the tumblr posts, but MUCH larger scale.
Everything went really well, Chris made a few business moves that users objected over, the first being VIB memberships(basically like senatorships, but you got perks like special VIB only clothing, a private section of the forum, and the ability to dress up your boyfriend and your baby) but I don't recall that one being as big of a deal as the "bodyguard fiasco".
The bodyguard thing was essentially Chris's attempt to get people to spend more real money on the game, and it went over badly. The bodyguard would remove bimbo dollars daily as a fee for his protection services without giving anything in return. You could not dismiss this character, and the amount of money he would take from you increased as you levelled up, and if you didn't have a job or a boyfriend, he would ultimately take more money than you could earn in a day and deplete your bimbo savings into the negatives. Occupy Bimboland(an offsite forum) was actually created in response to this site update, because so many users were upset and protesting, but still wanted a place to talk to their friends. Eventually, after much protesting, the bodyguard stopped taking our money, but remained a silent reminder of poor choice.
The big bad beavers
As part of a shitty plot Chris invited that pitted Russian goths against British preps(black vs. pink) Chris introduced this disgusting amount of pubic hair to the doll base that was NOT removable. Think of a hideously ungroomed bush that extended to the thighs and up the belly and you have the beaver. Due to the fact that you could see it clearly in certain outfits and that it was hideous and non-removable, there was even MORE complaining, but instead of taking the blame and removing the bad choice, Chris initially doubled down on his decision and essentially blamed "Russian Hackers".
The actual hacking
As the months went on, the site gradually deteriorated as more and more people left. Chris was growing more and more frustrated, and instead of logging off and doing something constructive, or fixing the site problems, he basically would get on and use the forums as a way to insult his users over and over again, driving even more of them offsite. He also began his vendetta against any and all associated with Occupy Bimboland. Eventually his immature behavior pissed off the wrong person, a purported spouse of a disgruntled user, who hacked the site, gave everyone free VIB and lots of bimbo dollars, and posted porn all over the place. This hacker initially blamed HLB, but soon after changed the blame over to Neriah, who was Miss Bimbo(essentially PB position) at the time.
When Chris saw what became of his site, he obviously had a total meltdown, banned a bunch of people including all previous mods, Neriah's entire staff, and ANY user who put up a fight against his decisions.
The porn site
Because the faulty code was in the forums, Chris had to scramble to create a new forum for the site, and get rid of the old one. During this time, or shortly before, he'd decided that Miss Bimbo was going to be an "adults only" site. Paypal would no longer do business with the site so that cut off all funding, but he wouldn't back down, and the decision to ban all younger users and encourage sexually explicit content drove pretty much everyone offsite. The sites numbers dwindled down to nothing and it was eventually shuttered.
Ugh, I would really hate to see any of this shit repeat. I just want to play my fun game! 

Thanks for the rundown, I remember returning to the game after a hiatus only to find that boyfriends didn't give money anymore and some weird shit with "Black Bimbo." I didn't bother trying to play the game again.

11.02.2020 05:14:47
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
11.02.2020 06:07:40
HeavenLeighBimbo

At least the history content of the Above ^ post is 95% accurate.
  I do appreciate the 'Note' that I was also a victim in the 'Hacking scandal'. 
The fact people do harm innocent player's is very certain in Internet forum's. 

  However history is repeating itself right now........  The reason's may be different,  but the result will be the same.
Hate and abuse, has no place in Bimboland's.  That's just my opinion obviously.

11.02.2020 06:07:40
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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