I should be heralded as a genius because I'm able to play Skyrim while having an actual story and character arc happen in my mind.I'm putting out a Dark Brotherhood contract on the fool that disliked your post!
My Skyrim character is a dunmer who was born in Morrowind in a brothel, 90-ish years before the game happens. His name is Surma (it means violent murder by the way, you'll get why I named him that soon.)
Right, so my dude, born in a brothel, raised in a brothel. He ends up working there because he has no social status, belongs to no house and has no family name (all things highly valued in dunmer society).
Then one day he gets a customer who, turns out, is a Morag-Tong assassin. (they're a group of assassins who used to be able to work within Morrowind legally, because the big families of Morrowind are always feuding between themselves, and having a group of assassins who favour no house kill your rival was better than always going to small wars).
This Morag-Tong assassin is part of a splinter group that is trying to revive the guild, after they disbanded when the Red Mountain erupted. He recruits Surma because so far their group consists of people who only have skills for straightforward killing. Surma's training as a prostitute obviously includes training in how to get people to like you and feel comfortable around you, so by training him to be an assassin as well the group expands to having a skillset for jobs that require some sort of infiltration.
Surma enjoys being a Morag-Tong assassin, because the Morag-Tong are considered a family of their own. When you join them you shed your old family name and the loyalties that came with it, and take on the name of Morag-Tong. In Surma's case he got a family name where he'd never had one before.
Things go well for a couple of decades, but then they get a contract. An important one, from a memeber of a very influental family in Morrowind. The contract is on a Telvani mage, and Surma is chosen to take it. But what their employer had failed to mention was that the Telvani mage was also a powerful vampire, and Surma utterly fails in killing them. The vampire runs away, and the employer demands the Tong punish him for his failure. Not wanting to kill him, the man who originally recruited Surma exiles him instead. Surma escapes to Skyrim, where apparently he's the Dragonborn now, and feeling pretty salty about how things ended with the Morag-Tong he joins their enemy, the Dark Brotherhood.
He focuses on what's important, worshipping Mephala and making money. It's all very therapeutic. Maybe he also ends up adopting a whole orphanage's worth of children to be trained as assassins. It's all for self care purposes. He's also totally dating Nazir. Talk about inapropriate workplace relationships.
I'm putting out a Dark Brotherhood contract on the fool that disliked your post!Thanks babe <3 Surma will be on it like, idk. Like on Azura's Star? I just woke up you can't have expectations and standards for me yet!
What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here