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honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885798
Reputation: 139900
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
09.03.2020 21:02:25
honorscollege

Who else hates it when they're 99% done with a level but since you get sex appeal in such small amounts, there's not really any way to level up until you can go to work again?

09.03.2020 21:02:25
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Crowsie
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14081
Reputation: 7506
Posts: 58
Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 00:05:37
Crowsie

I added way too much chili paste to my fried rice today. My stomach is on fire send help (and ice cream).

10.03.2020 00:05:37
L'enfer, c'est les autres.
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 07:47:54
Cum_Dumpster

I had a dream(nightmare) where the American government irradiated a bunch of German women prior to WW2 under the guise of experimental fertility treatments, and once they'd been going on for a few years and WW2 actually started in earnest, us and the allies swept in and "rescued" them, brought them over to the US, and promptly blamed the terrible treatment on Germany instead. These women became a rallying cry for allied troops and a symbol of hope, and apparently somehow helped us win the war, but the cost was that we had to keep eliminating our own guys whenever they got too close to finding out the ugly truth behind it.
My dreams are weird.
Edit: they had some kind of nickname, I want to say it was something like "Battlefront Babes" or something equally weird because they were so incredibly crippled from radiation poisoning that they couldn't walk, and they were never at any battles, so??

10.03.2020 07:47:54
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
SexyBiitch
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13896
Reputation: 10332
Posts: 38
Agnostica
10.03.2020 16:07:53
SexyBiitch

love this thread, been posting random things in random threads way too much to get my achievement 

10.03.2020 16:07:53
AOL
AOL
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39386
Reputation: 11740
Posts: 101
Atheista
10.03.2020 16:24:51
AOL

i have nothing of interest to say today

10.03.2020 16:24:51
                                         
pinkglittergirl
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5443
Reputation: 4617
Posts: 15
Atheista
10.03.2020 18:03:22
pinkglittergirl

I have a job interview today! im really nervous bc I want to work there super bad and I haven't had much luck :( manifesting success hopefully!

10.03.2020 18:03:22
lesbian rights!
egnirys cimredopyh +)
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24568
Reputation: 14946
Posts: 101
Atheista
10.03.2020 18:28:44
egnirys cimredopyh +)

i barely got any sleep last night because the band kiss performed right down the road from where i live and people leaving the concert last night were SO LOUD like shut up its kiss i know they didn't go That hard

10.03.2020 18:28:44

LittleMilene
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13591
Reputation: 10193
Posts: 101
Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 18:34:32
LittleMilene

My pet is called Fred!

10.03.2020 18:34:32

Crowsie
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14081
Reputation: 7506
Posts: 58
Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 19:28:18
Crowsie

I have some errands to do today but I'm feeling soooo lazy. Alexa, please run to the post office for me. 

10.03.2020 19:28:18
L'enfer, c'est les autres.
Angel Dust
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 236811
Reputation: 61370
Posts: 904
Atheista
10.03.2020 20:56:57
Angel Dust

i made a big mistake and decided to have coffee on a (basically) empty stomach and there's commotion going on in the kitchen so i cant really grab anything. god has forsaken me, dear ximbos, but why?

10.03.2020 20:56:57
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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