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mrburns_untumblrised
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33478
Reputation: 15371
Posts: 33
Atheista
27.03.2020 22:15:55
mrburns_untumblrised

all this week ive been working 12-8pm, eating, then playing pokemon 9pm-5am, then sleeping a bit, then getting up at 10am to do it all over again. dont have the rona but definitely ill. ive not played pokemon since i was 14, isolation is doing things to me

27.03.2020 22:15:55
have you drunk enough water today?



pour yourself a glass right now

Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301139
Reputation: 70631
Posts: 1191
Atheista
28.03.2020 10:58:06
Tyetyus

I had overwork whole week because my higher-ups did not want to hear that none of the clients are interested in their idea based on political pressure. Final decision will be made on Tuesday, until then it is the waiting game.

28.03.2020 10:58:06
A cat is an attitude with fur.

Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
28.03.2020 13:14:05
Bimkko

confinement is so bad for my skin, my picking habits are back in full force, my face is a messsss im gonna start wearing gloves inside cuz this is chaos

28.03.2020 13:14:05
cowgirl
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22477
Reputation: 13872
Posts: 149
Reasonopia
29.03.2020 16:31:20
cowgirl

debuting my new forum signature in this thread
i have 2 cats named idjit and whitey
oh and i've been putting horchata in my coffee and it's really good

29.03.2020 16:31:20
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

Dyke_
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 713
Reputation: 551
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
29.03.2020 17:42:30
Dyke_

been on lockdown since friday & self isolating for a little over a week & all i do is jack off and watch dumb shit on tlc. so fucking bored

29.03.2020 17:42:30

Number1Angel
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17357
Reputation: 10211
Posts: 437
Atheista
29.03.2020 18:24:43
Number1Angel

2morrow is gonna be my first day of online school. Hopefully the rest of this semester will not blow. 

29.03.2020 18:24:43
August Hall
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3188
Reputation: 2827
Posts: 7
Atheista
29.03.2020 20:26:17
August Hall

Been trying to stay above water with this whole quarantine. This site is totally a reprieve. Been in close contact with my buddies and leaning on them for support. We'll all make it through this y'all

29.03.2020 20:26:17

deadgirl
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37229
Reputation: 19231
Posts: 63
Atheista
29.03.2020 21:27:40
deadgirl

ig if theres any bright side here im getting better at cooking lol

29.03.2020 21:27:40
devon (she/they)


trashysweetheart
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4073
Reputation: 3160
Posts: 86
Freethinkerland
30.03.2020 01:55:50
trashysweetheart

bro ive just been weird like im glad i have bimboland to focus on bc my online classes im not even attending anymore, i dont even know if the big exam i was supposed to be studying for is even gonna happen, i invited an ex around and we kissed but it's really weird and that's doing my head in n all the rest. im just in bed all day its simultaneously great n awful

30.03.2020 01:55:50
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deadgirl
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37229
Reputation: 19231
Posts: 63
Atheista
30.03.2020 02:39:31
deadgirl

i just hope the virus calms down during the summer at least. the first thing i want to do after social distancing ends is get a new tattoo.

30.03.2020 02:39:31
devon (she/they)


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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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