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Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
26.03.2020 22:43:51
Ulvhild

Bimkko wrote:
what the hecc is that visual bug on some bimbo profiles, where an outfit preview will be a black silhouette n clickin it gives one premade ugly ass fit, seen a couple bimbos with it n didnt mind but now it got to my profile too n blocked my fave outfit :'( im mad, how do i make it go away, where did it come from, tf is it, take it off lemme have my looks
Go to your wardrobe and click "save" on the bugged outfit, and it should return to normal. It's a bug that happens from time to time, especially if you play on a computer and have the game up in more than one browser.

26.03.2020 22:43:51
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
26.03.2020 22:44:55
Bimkko

thanks legend ur literally saving my bimboomer ass

26.03.2020 22:44:55
Mimbo Bimbo
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40660
Reputation: 21334
Posts: 999
Atheista
27.03.2020 01:28:45
Mimbo Bimbo

i can't believe even though we're in the middle of a global pandemic and economic crisis my professors are still expecting the same amount of work to be done it's honestly wild

27.03.2020 01:28:45
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301139
Reputation: 70631
Posts: 1191
Atheista
27.03.2020 05:29:52
Tyetyus

I finally managed all the housework: vacuuming, doing the laundry, watering the plants and doing the dishes. And I did all of them during work hours. Teleworking is a novelty- I changed jobs in January and it was not a possibility at my previous one, while here it is nothing new. Of course, due to the virus situation all of us are  teleworking till 21 Apr.

27.03.2020 05:29:52
A cat is an attitude with fur.

cloverdarling
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5106
Reputation: 3680
Posts: 38
Atheista
27.03.2020 08:38:30
cloverdarling

I’m currently the only person employed in my house. Both of my roommates were laid off until the virus blows over enough to return to normal life. 

My hours have been cut, but I’ve been trying to pick up shifts. And I think the stress is getting to me in ways I didn’t anticipate. I slept til 4 PM yesterday and basically had to get ready for work as soon as I woke up. And I haven’t been staying on top of my school work lmao I could never be a full time online student under any circumstances. That’s what I’ve learned during this pandemic. 

27.03.2020 08:38:30
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flowerbombk
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 297332
Reputation: 51630
Posts: 482
Atheista
27.03.2020 13:23:40
flowerbombk

It is 1pm where I live and I have only just woken up. Being on my period sucks cause I can hardly sleep all night. Literally could still stay in bed. 

27.03.2020 13:23:40

Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301139
Reputation: 70631
Posts: 1191
Atheista
27.03.2020 13:34:24
Tyetyus

It is especially frustrating to have to stay inside when it is sunny outside.

27.03.2020 13:34:24
A cat is an attitude with fur.

Princess Isla
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20416
Reputation: 9226
Posts: 146
Freethinkerland
27.03.2020 17:06:09
Princess Isla

I’m so lucky to be able to work from home unlike many others who’ve sadly lost their jobs. We’re on complete lockdown here. I’m really struggling to be as productive as I am in work though and it’s causing me so much anxiety! Feels such a frivolous thing to be concerned about when people are dying but I really feel like my students aren’t getting the best of me.

27.03.2020 17:06:09
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 664511
Reputation: 32183
Posts: 282
Atheista
27.03.2020 19:42:30
dickbug

i really miss being around people. there's a lot of time to myself and it feels lonely even when i'm texting my friends. i don't know how i'll last throughout summer. and reading the news makes me feel so angry. + the gpa related feelings too

27.03.2020 19:42:30
˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ dickbug ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄
bbyecstasy
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6486
Reputation: 4233
Posts: 11
Freethinkerland
27.03.2020 22:11:26
bbyecstasy

my anxiety levels are so high at the moment. i’m so lonely, too. hopefully this ends soon. i hope everyone is staying safe <3

27.03.2020 22:11:26

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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