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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 267858
Reputation: 39451
Posts: 1156
Atheista
29.10.2020 01:33:35
torrenoia

i tried to flag it but couldn't figure it out cause i was on mobile and it was 3am and i was tired but i hope that dude gets his ass kicked

29.10.2020 01:33:35
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
CommunityVerified
Level 98
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 739003
Reputation: 40832
Posts: 713
Reasonopia
29.10.2020 02:17:12
CommunityVerified

torrenoia wrote:
saw the most fucked up ad on youtube last night while i was just watching an among us video. it started with this creepy warning that was like "this ad may contain messages that may be sensitive to women and weak minded men blah blah blah" and it goes to this fucking nasal voiced incel going on and on about how he had found the perfect technique to manipulate any woman into sleeping with him and kept saying "this is the technique women ABSOLUTELY don't want you to know just look at this social justice bitch getting mad at me saying men shouldn't do this" and it was A FORTY MINUTE AD anyways i didn't stick around to find out his sacred technique but god men are terrifying
I SAW THIS AD shit like that is why i run adblock so hard. i got it on mobile tho. i watched like a couple minutes of it bc i wanted to see if it was going down the route i thought it was (it was) n then i bounced. may look it up to see other ppl's reactions tho bc damn the fuck, ppl rlly can jut pay to put anything out there huh

29.10.2020 02:17:12
 
morguegirl
Level 174
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4203400
Reputation: 113146
Posts: 1690
Secville
29.10.2020 19:48:03
morguegirl

hey guys, wearing a kimono, not as a costume, but as a piece of clothing like any other, is cultural appropriation?

29.10.2020 19:48:03
KitteaCat
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5723
Reputation: 4233
Posts: 55
Atheista
29.10.2020 23:40:28
KitteaCat

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
I often desire for a completely wack playlist of heavy and industrial metal songs remixed with pop bops (like half of Britney Spears content) but nobody else does and now I feel unfulfilled since I'm awful at music composing and can't do it myself :(
So now I have to make do with Rollercloser from Neil Cicierega and. Uh. Well. More Neil Cicierega. Because he's the only bitch who understands
this is also neil cicierega, but have you heard closerflies from the latest mouth album? it might be what you're after. i know i at least physically cannot stop listening to it

also. there's a gray cat that passes outside my house sometimes and i want to befriend it so badly

29.10.2020 23:40:28
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
29.10.2020 23:54:11
Lil' George Bubblegum

morguegirl wrote:
hey guys, wearing a kimono, not as a costume, but as a piece of clothing like any other, is cultural appropriation?

If it was a gift from a friend whose culture has the kimono as "old" traditional garb, then it's not appropriation. If it's a different case, I'd suggest researching and asking someone who's open to help you out on the matter

29.10.2020 23:54:11
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
30.10.2020 00:26:19
Lil' George Bubblegum

KitteaCat wrote:
Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
I often desire for a completely wack playlist of heavy and industrial metal songs remixed with pop bops (like half of Britney Spears content) but nobody else does and now I feel unfulfilled since I'm awful at music composing and can't do it myself :(
So now I have to make do with Rollercloser from Neil Cicierega and. Uh. Well. More Neil Cicierega. Because he's the only bitch who understands
this is also neil cicierega, but have you heard closerflies from the latest mouth album? it might be what you're after. i know i at least physically cannot stop listening to it

also. there's a gray cat that passes outside my house sometimes and i want to befriend it so badly

Oh yeah I know Closerflies! I still ask for more.
My thirst for bad industrial remixes has not been quenched as of yet :(

30.10.2020 00:26:19
vegaaninen
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47884
Reputation: 28517
Posts: 471
Atheista
30.10.2020 07:51:15
vegaaninen

it's my birthday today! and tomorrow is halloween <3 it's gonna be a great weekend i just know it

30.10.2020 07:51:15
she/her
Septum_cat
Level 161
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3322766
Reputation: 116989
Posts: 1165
Secville
30.10.2020 17:45:05
Septum_cat

Just used over 500k in the shop..don't even feel that bad about it ☼

30.10.2020 17:45:05
Better Grade 
elliot
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1199
Reputation: 1011
Posts: 11
Atheista
30.10.2020 17:46:28
elliot

anyone else like lil peep?

30.10.2020 17:46:28

cowgirl
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22467
Reputation: 13861
Posts: 149
Reasonopia
30.10.2020 20:00:41
cowgirl

wait omg the halloween craze can i become a bimbo billionaire from this is it possible 

30.10.2020 20:00:41
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