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Miss Thami
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9907
Reputation: 5671
Posts: 24
Freethinkerland
08.07.2020 15:13:50
Miss Thami

Im reading a book of machado de assis

08.07.2020 15:13:50
Vida louca, vida breve
Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7665607
Reputation: 84325
Posts: 894
Secville
08.07.2020 17:07:21
Immortality, darling

despite him being a complete jerk (and really annoying) throughout most of the series ("theory of love"), when khai told third "with girls, i use my body. with you, i use my heart" i was POOF. like i would have just dropped my panties and let him take me right there, in the middle of the club/restaturant or wherever the f he said it.

08.07.2020 17:07:21
hooki
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 48008
Reputation: 23819
Posts: 222
Freethinkerland
08.07.2020 18:29:31
hooki

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
hooki wrote:
I haven't brushed my teeth yet and I've gained weight.
Why are so many comments here about weight in a negative light?

Nobody's been able to be very active this quarantine and even those who do gained weight. That's called "staying home makes you end up feeding yourself better", NOT "I'm not controlling myself need to eat less :("
Stop restricting, guys. Feed your body correctly god fucking dammit
I'm sorry if this comes off as insensitive and shit but I really can't stand seeing this shit anymore because I did this kind of thing before so "there'd be enough food for tomorrow". It's triggering and my first response to it is not flight, it's fucking fight
Relax dude, I've never eaten healthy a day in my life. Stop with the concern trolling.

08.07.2020 18:29:31
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
08.07.2020 20:16:04
Lil' George Bubblegum

"Concern trolling" bro I was literally concerned but alright go off then

Your problem, not mine

08.07.2020 20:16:04
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
08.07.2020 20:16:51
Lil' George Bubblegum

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Man I'm really worried about my teeth after I found that cavity now :(
If you can, try and get a prescription for Sodium Fluoride 5000(toothpaste), I've found it's super helpful in keeping cavities from getting worse until you can get in to see someone. It's been a pain in the ass getting dental care here too, because Covid they're only seeing people who are having emergencies, but the toothpaste helps to combat things from getting worse in the meantime.
I'll try to check if I can find one of those for a nice price here. Thanks for the suggestion!

08.07.2020 20:16:51
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041748
Reputation: 220391
Posts: 2490
Atheista
08.07.2020 20:29:12
peeslurper69

guys add me on animal crossing pocket camp <3 51175613115

08.07.2020 20:29:12
your reluctant optimist 
hooki
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 48008
Reputation: 23819
Posts: 222
Freethinkerland
08.07.2020 20:37:40
hooki

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
"Concern trolling" bro I was literally concerned but alright go off then

Your problem, not mine
You don't know me to be able to capable of having any sincere concern. You're a stranger.

08.07.2020 20:37:40
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
08.07.2020 20:52:37
Lil' George Bubblegum

I'm not even gonna waste time replying to this




ANYWAY I recently got Worms W.M.D and I'm waiting for my friend to install his copy so we can be idiots together(tm). On the meanwhile I'll pester my hearthlings on Stonehearth and cry about the fact this game died after Riot Games bought it off the original studio because they had no money to keep working on it

08.07.2020 20:52:37
meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 91897
Reputation: 31490
Posts: 756
Atheista
08.07.2020 21:24:19
meatbomb

i drank a coffee and i feel so sick and tired im gonna die, this shit does not make u hyper that's a lie by big coffee 

08.07.2020 21:24:19
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
08.07.2020 21:44:09
Lil' George Bubblegum

meatbomb wrote:
i drank a coffee and i feel so sick and tired im gonna die, this shit does not make u hyper that's a lie by big coffee 
I diagnose u with sleepy coffee disease

Seriously though same. Some say it may be related to ADHD, which causes the brain to process certain substances differently somehow? I'm not too sure about that tbh, all I know is it happens

08.07.2020 21:44:09

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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