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Incorporeal Fashion Contest

Category
The Runway
Posts
101
Created
23.10.2020
pech
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128780
Reputation: 56693
Posts: 193
Atheista
31.10.2020 19:52:59
pech

pech wrote:
pech

there was a massacre at the town fair and now there's a wandering deity that emerged from the fortune tellers tent
the pic disappeared idk why, here it is again!

pech

31.10.2020 19:52:59
(A) // (E)
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10827501
Reputation: 590919
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
31.10.2020 21:23:45
LillyAnn

LillyAnn

31.10.2020 21:23:45

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

sheriffhimbo
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14215
Reputation: 7083
Posts: 34
Freethinkerland
31.10.2020 21:39:42
sheriffhimbo

sheriffhimbo

Maybe if they hadn’t been so adamant about keeping you away from the old security room you wouldn’t have found yourself descending the dingy stairs into the thick air of the basement. You could be clocking out instead of wrestling to push the heavy metal door inwards, revealing a seemingly infinite wall of monitors harmonizing with hypnotic static. Perhaps you could have kept your head down and retired from the security business entirely, comfortably ignorant to what exactly was silhouetted by white noise that seemed already aware of your presence. If you had just kept your nose out of where it didn’t belong you might not be staring into a collection of piercing white orbs on the black undulating mass leaking into an intimidating position above you. Maybe if you hadn’t found yourself mesmerized by the small galaxy you could just faintly see in the void of its form, you could’ve made your escape.

But you didn’t, did you? And now we have to hire a new guard.

Thanks for the invite!!


31.10.2020 21:39:42

Spiffyfunpants
Level 242
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12359058
Reputation: 251541
Posts: 4047
Reasonopia
31.10.2020 23:18:17
Spiffyfunpants

Sarabeth was so thrilled about the deal she found with the house in the woods online that she didn’t question the bold red letters on the listing that said, “Priced For Immediate Sale”. The two bedroom home secluded from the madness of the city seemed like a haven, a perfect little hideaway.

Two weeks later, Sarabeth let the movers in and quickly began to unpack her new things in her new home in her new life. Ever since she found mother laying mouth wide open in bed with the grey eyes and stiff cold hands, Sarabeth had not smiled once. At least, not until she felt the satisfaction of sliding the sharp and slick box cutter down the middle of the box labeled LIVING ROOM.

She didn’t seem to notice the hurried panic of the movers until she realized they had unpacked the entire truck in exactly 22 minutes. She grinned as she tipped the workers, her smile as wide as the gaping space below her.

Sarabeth spent the rest of the day sipping Pleasantview Farms moscato and relishing in every slice with the box cutter, each box full of new and shiny things, like several wishes fulfilled at once. When she packed away the last box for the second bedroom, she realized the only two left were labeled BASEMENT. These were the boxes of the old things from her old life. Sarabeth located the basement key that the absent-minded realtor had previously lost, now only to be found in a kitchen drawer. Sarabeth wrapped her fingers around it’s cold metal. She thought of mother then and felt certain her mother would not only forgive her, but she’d be proud of her new life.

Sarabeth turned on the flashlight, propped it on top of the two boxes- careful not to stir mother- and carried them to the basement door. The key slid in and turned effortlessly, as if it were eager to be used once again. As she made it downstairs to the last few steps, she noticed the basement floor shimmered in the flashlight’s beams. A thick, silky, rusty-red ocean filled the space as far as she could see.

Before she could back up the stairs to get her phone, the flashlight tipped off the boxes as everything then fell forward. By instinct, Sarabeth tried to grab mother and instead tumbled facedown into the frigid, thick, red tar. Stunned, she realized the floor beneath her extended further than her height as she struggled to remain afloat.

Sarabeth gazed up to see what appeared to be a strange red hole, casting a calm and serene glow about the room, as if to finally welcome her home. The glowing turned then to throbbing and suddenly Sarabeth felt a cold drip drip drip of a trickle above her head. The hole began to gush like a bleeding open wound as Sarabeth succumbed to the thick darkness below.

Just before she sank beneath the surface, Sarabeth swore she heard her mother cackling.  

Spiffyfunpants


31.10.2020 23:18:17

clover carmen
Level 75
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 335505
Reputation: 116906
Posts: 386
Freethinkerland
01.11.2020 20:47:23
clover carmen

so is it over? who one?

01.11.2020 20:47:23
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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Kaedead
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4560
Reputation: 3522
Posts: 9
Reasonopia
02.11.2020 01:10:56
Kaedead

clover carmen wrote:
so is it over? who one?
I want to know too ;;

02.11.2020 01:10:56

weird hen(tai)
Level 88
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 543949
Reputation: 35216
Posts: 439
Secville
02.11.2020 01:13:31
weird hen(tai)

yes, the contest is over!! please give the judges some time to deliberate! we'll do our best to get the winners announced and banners made as soon as possible <3

we're super impressed with everyone's entries so it'll be quite hard.

02.11.2020 01:13:31

clover carmen
Level 75
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 335505
Reputation: 116906
Posts: 386
Freethinkerland
02.11.2020 04:52:00
clover carmen

weird hen(tai) wrote:
yes, the contest is over!! please give the judges some time to deliberate! we'll do our best to get the winners announced and banners made as soon as possible <3

we're super impressed with everyone's entries so it'll be quite hard.
were just asking to know how long does it take to announce usually, were are just curious.

02.11.2020 04:52:00
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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weird hen(tai)
Level 88
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 543949
Reputation: 35216
Posts: 439
Secville
02.11.2020 05:38:10
weird hen(tai)

we're aiming for tuesday -- both of our schedules are quite busy.

02.11.2020 05:38:10

weird hen(tai)
Level 88
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 543949
Reputation: 35216
Posts: 439
Secville
08.11.2020 21:39:11
weird hen(tai)

Hello everyone! Sorry for the delay, things have been pretty hectic.
There were so many absolutely incredible entries, & we were so honored to judge them. The final scores were very, very close, but here are the winners!
Two people tied for 5th place.

A huge thanks to everyone who entered, and a huge thanks to CommunityVerified for helping me with this!
I'll be sending out the participation banners shortly. If I made any mistakes or typos, please kick my ass!

1. Finga

2. sheriffhimbo

3. lena7

4. stupidcuntidiot

5. pineconeupmyass

5. vlad

08.11.2020 21:39:11

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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