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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

Posts
496
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51510
Reputation: 29771
Posts: 1131
Secville
09.03.2021 23:48:41
gabou777

My mom just cut my hair and completely ruined it. its now super short and not my vibe. i hate it and look like a boy. i like looking feminine and girly and this hair is making me feel ugly. I'm crying. Its gonna take like 3 years to grow back. fml. Im seeing my crush in like 30 mins and i feel so ugly :(

09.03.2021 23:48:41
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
chainsawbunny
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20780
Reputation: 14824
Posts: 44
Atheista
01.04.2021 15:12:48
chainsawbunny

my grandpa has covid and he's on a ventilator, I'm scared that he doesn't have much longer and i don't know what to do. i feel so guilty for not spending more time with him or calling him when i had the chance. plus he does everything for my grandmother and she's all alone. i just don't know what to do or where to go

01.04.2021 15:12:48




gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51510
Reputation: 29771
Posts: 1131
Secville
06.04.2021 16:48:59
gabou777

im so drained from everything. School, my gf moving away, my weight, my apearance. argh im so tired.

06.04.2021 16:48:59
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224204
Reputation: 312815
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
07.04.2021 18:12:32
CinnamonSugar

Ugh. Im working entirely bt myself at a store. (The assistant manager called out sick.)

07.04.2021 18:12:32
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gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51510
Reputation: 29771
Posts: 1131
Secville
13.04.2021 21:32:07
gabou777

i lost my job again because of lockdown :( ugh. On the bright side it gives me time to concentrate on school.

13.04.2021 21:32:07
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
elphione
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3747
Reputation: 2272
Posts: 8
Atheista
14.04.2021 08:25:07
elphione

my cat keeps eating my plant

14.04.2021 08:25:07
gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51510
Reputation: 29771
Posts: 1131
Secville
14.04.2021 16:58:34
gabou777

My school is ending soon and i lost my job and because of lockdown i cant do anything. I'm stuck inside like almost everyone else. It sucks, i wanna cry.

14.04.2021 16:58:34
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
chainsawbunny
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20780
Reputation: 14824
Posts: 44
Atheista
22.04.2021 18:11:13
chainsawbunny

my grandpa just died of covid and i lost my favorite cat, i have no real in person friends except my partner and just ugh.

22.04.2021 18:11:13




Strawberry Switchblade
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5184
Reputation: 3995
Posts: 35
Atheista
23.04.2021 23:42:27
Strawberry Switchblade

they’ll never love me back, i know they won’t, they even told me that they never want a relationship, but even so i can’t get over them. why would you kiss me if you don’t feel the same way? why would you get my hopes up like that? do you just want me to validate you? you’re the only reason i’m happy right now and the fact we’ll never be together hurts me.

23.04.2021 23:42:27
mirjuno
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1982
Reputation: 1773
Posts: 16
Atheista
29.04.2021 18:57:47
mirjuno

just so tired and ready to move out into my new apartment. I don't wanna be friends with my roommate anymore because she came and took the washer and dryer that I paid half for without telling me. Oh, but she texted me that morning about the comcast bill (thats only in her name). I feel like I'm just half a bill to her but its whatever. 

29.04.2021 18:57:47
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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