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Level 6
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270
Reputation: 300
Posts: 11
25.07.2015 05:02:15

Just back from the Pleiades star cluster. I couldn't land the Flying Saucer (Frisbee) cause the yard had around 200 tons of sales and flyers all over it. I had to use the DeathRay which was tricky cause I didn't want to vaporize a hole all the way down to the earth's core. As I read the news, perhaps it's not such a bad idea... Fortunately in my calculations, the uncut grass alone would buffer the 1Billion Petawatts in a 2.39nanosecond burst, preventing most damage to the outer crust.

I don't think anyone will notice

I'm really good at these death ray calculations.. well pretty good.... well ok maybe a bit off. ok my calculator sucks.
I need something with at least 300 decimal places.

Perhaps if I place a rug over it no one will notice?

25.07.2015 05:02:15
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257972
Posts: 7216
25.07.2015 23:26:10

 I returned from picking ice from Uranus to plant on the Earths polar regions, to find a horde of rabid global warming freaks licking the stamps on my unwanted Junk mail begging for DONATIONS of CASH... 
I didn't bother doing any calculations.  I hit the panicky reverse thrusters, to give me time to plan a landing that wouldn't crush any ants, making a huge stink in my sunflower fields.  The result was a bit less desirable.  The government offered me 100 trillion dollars, to supply copper, at 10 cent per 1 penny made by the government.
   A rug wont fix this, unless it is a Persian rug, made from the hair of 100 virgin camels.   I've been searching for a good vendor of such household goods, but I'm only finding glass beads, made from native sands.  They tell me that they are 5000 years old, but I think I ,might need a few trillion metric tons to fix this disaster  I'll just make a swimming pool for the beavers to swim in instead.  It could be a nice place for a bottomless ocean of human waste...
The foundations of my home were riddled with Beaver poo.  At least the racoons came along and convinced the beavers to build a dam farther down stream, where the nests of Eagles might not be in so much peril from the wasteful habits of the birds and bees.

BTW this REALLY is my back yard and the remains of a home that slid down the very deep hole in the ground. Engineers fail at their own peril.
  I have the first ash tray made of the first copper, from my biggest mistake.  I sent the other 99 produced to investors in  China with gift baskets of, "made in the USA", spicy freeze dried, tacos. Thank Heavens, I could find some illegal workers, to put together something so fancy out of nothing but a little bit of dirt and rocks, and a really hot smelter.

25.07.2015 23:26:10
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1928
Reputation: 1005
Posts: 140
27.12.2015 01:03:59

This looks so cool but so not cool XD

27.12.2015 01:03:59
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