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Has a cell phone ever caused you problems?

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08.01.2016

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
08.01.2016 18:15:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

Recently I was reminded of how writing to someone who is not familiar with my personality, found what I wrote to be offensive.  It was not meant to be, but came across that way to them.  It got me thinking about all the failed text messages I've sent in my life.    My God, telling a joke in a text on the Phone is always my downfall.   People never know if it is a joke or not because anything is really possible for me. Some of the most absurd things seem to find it's way into a common day for me.   Metaphor in a text, should be treated like an atomic bomb.  My BAD, I just used another Metaphor.   Ahhhhh  Hell.  I think I'm switching back to hand writing so nobody can see my scribbles.  :D  Scratching a phone just doesn't feel right to me, anymore.  

So I ask the question, how effective are you, using text on your Phone?

08.01.2016 18:15:41
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257939
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
08.01.2016 18:42:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

While a text message is fine for really short message like, "I'm Here.".  I run into problems because I always have so much to say.  Yes, I have had failed relationships because of texting. Even though it is written in plain English, there still seems to be a code, that only someone who is intimately involved will understand, and even then that is not guaranteed.

Cell phone problems, also range into other areas for me.  How people get my phone number is totally frustrating.  I get more calls from strangers, than I do my own children.  These strangers are not even trying to sell anything to me, they just want to talk.  It drives me insane and changing phone numbers never helps.  Somehow, I will still get a call from a random person, about 3 times a day.  I really don't mind, because all of my unknown calls have been respectable and I sometimes will actually entertain them depending on my mood, but it is a bit unsettling at the same time, that my cell phone provider might have someone that is giving out my phone number on fan sites. ugg, Because what can I do about it?
  Smoke signals?
 My newest flight of fancy is going to Piss off important people.   My children are the one that force me to have it. ehh They worry about me, but they really shouldn't. There is plenty of staff on the estate, and really  I can still care for myself properly. Thank you very much boys.  My cell phone is poisonous to me even when it is paid for by my children.  I tried,  but  I'm much better with..............visual communication.  That was the words I was looking for.  It is so weird, but people tell me that I communicate with my eyes.  I actually will go in person to do things a simple phone call could accomplish.   I can drop a man dead in his tracks to bend over backwards for me.  Texting, I may as well be the chubby girl with no friends, everyone pushes around.  That is pure vanity, but it is also very true.  I hate holding that damn device.  It makes me look ugly and a prisoner of proper communication skills.   I'm actually glad I didn't grow up with texting.  I would have found it to distracting and never would have made myself.  Of course I made my money off of men that now just use Phones for porn.  The door is closed.  A real woman dancing Naked, can't compete with couch potatoes with a video controller in one hand and a cell phone in the other.  
( NOT JOKING, because I really am not a robot that would even entertain that sort of man.)

Yes, I know I'm talking about a sensitive subject for everyone right now.  I may as well be talking about your 11th finger.  Doesn't do much when the battery is dead,  but I bet you will hang onto it for dear life instead of finding water, shelter, and food...  So much for human evolution. Dead people are always found in the local mountains holding phones, and dead of exposure.  I guess they thought they had coverage.  It's actually very sad, but also so true unfortunately.

                .  Of course I'm sure that global warming might kill us all  before the battery dies.  LOL
I was just JOKING, to be clear and communicative.



08.01.2016 18:42:20
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257939
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
09.01.2016 04:00:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh crap,  Jackie is on my phone.  On her way?  Oh this is not good,  not good at all.
 Might have been better if she just showed up.   Now I'm fussing about clothes.  Good thing she is walking, I got a bit.

 What a weird twist of technology.   She is going to love my panties. Got to go....  Bye.


09.01.2016 04:00:45
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257939
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
09.01.2016 05:05:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

Haha, Busted.   Yeah, her boyfriend is starting to notice the signs.  Was it the text I sent , " back entry open " ?  I heard him screaming at her during the walk, but all nice=nice for a visit. He was not invited, and she had to bring him along for obvious reasons.  I know he is a wanted man, right now, and is just waiting for the police to collect him.  What an uncomfortable moment for me on so many levels. I was dressed for Jackie, if you know what I mean.  This is not good around drunk men.  My cell phone out of reach, but my service weapon was sitting on the table about six feet from me..    Yeah, I had a bit of a cell phone problem. I leave it in my bedroom. 
 
    The weapon stayed where it was,I handed her boyfriend one of my  and Jackie secretly communicated to me she was OK. It was actually quite amazing how much we said to each other without even saying a single word.  She is like my twin, in so many ways, and she reads my body language perfectly.  Only my sons, and departed husband could ever talk to me like that.  I guess we did that little bit scandal, in the good old fashioned Wild West style. A wink and a Nod. A silly thought, There was even a deck of cards on the table next to the weapon. I was even wearing a garter belt for her , and she never even got to see it. 
 Lace and fashion parties is our thing, and this one is really special and her boyfriend ruined my moment to show it to her.   I'm still glad that she called first. To let me put on a happy face for a little while. She really is worth it. Cell phones and all. Funny thing is we don't text except very simple messages.
                    I would never dream of sexting her.  That is certainly beyond my shame level.
 Just don't ask me to text a message as long as this post,  I'm positive I'll manage to say something stupid. Like:
                  Till Jackie moves in with me I may have to keep my phone. The little home-wrecker I am with the tools of the trade..

09.01.2016 05:05:07
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