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494
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
12.03.2021 13:05:47
Icy Flowers

You can, but only specifically about the breeding habits of the mantis shrimp.

I wish school was actually well-made for people of different learning requirements.

12.03.2021 13:05:47
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 124916
Reputation: 41113
Posts: 1089
Atheista
24.03.2021 18:40:26
THAT bitch

granted, but employers still don't see this school's degree as valid (society, am i right >:0( )
i wish my teachers would understand how severe my depression is 

24.03.2021 18:40:26
   - hugz <3



Lili Baby
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13568
Reputation: 10362
Posts: 105
Freethinkerland
24.03.2021 23:09:04
Lili Baby

They will, but deep down they'll still think you just need to go out and stop using your phone/computer so much :(((
(btw I really hope you get better, I know depression is a bitch but remember this is a temporary state, things will get better. I am a s word survivor)

I WANT CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW

24.03.2021 23:09:04

Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
06.04.2021 16:48:51
Icy Flowers

You get some chocolate, but it tastes like chalk, for some reason.

I wish every video game was good

06.04.2021 16:48:51
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
risotto
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14761
Reputation: 10723
Posts: 110
Atheista
07.04.2021 01:02:08
risotto

granted, however jiggle physics are mandatory in all of them

i wish diagnosis was affordable

07.04.2021 01:02:08


THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 124916
Reputation: 41113
Posts: 1089
Atheista
07.04.2021 02:18:17
THAT bitch

it is, but they give you the wrong diagnoses (sorry)
i wish i were in my hometown right now

07.04.2021 02:18:17
   - hugz <3



Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
11.04.2021 00:48:51
Icy Flowers

You are, but for some reason everyone there seems to hate you.

I wish it was easier to fall asleep

11.04.2021 00:48:51
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
11.04.2021 16:16:25
Queerla

It is now easy to fall asleep,  but hard to wake up.

I wish my knees didn't hurt so much.

11.04.2021 16:16:25
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Spiffyfunpants
Level 242
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12359098
Reputation: 251582
Posts: 4047
Reasonopia
11.04.2021 16:39:57
Spiffyfunpants

Your knees feel absolutely pain free, but now Danny Devito follows you around eating farty smelling eggs everywhere you go (including the bathroom).

I wish my clinic had funds for patient housing. 

11.04.2021 16:39:57

Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
16.05.2021 00:01:30
Icy Flowers

Your clinic has funds for patient housing, but the owner just loses them gambling :(

I wish I knew how to code.

16.05.2021 00:01:30
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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