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06.01.2017
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.01.2017 22:42:08
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had great hope's for this community.   Then the Owner of Bimboland's did the,'unthinkable'.   He wrote his opinion's in the Forum.
   The reaction was disgusting by the [?]faithful citizens.

  ONCE AGAIN; Only complaint's and no workable solution's.He gave YOU a chance ______   What did you give BACK?
   While you all just decide to be silent, the NEXT ELECTION DATE is UPON US AGAIN.

    So what should be in my next report of the State Of Bimboland's?
1) Real Election's are still not possible.
   The only current Senator's are the Owner of the Game,  and a 'disinterested' Code/writer/ employee of Blighty Ltd.
  So we are back to the same situation as NOT HAVING an Active Moderator/Prime Bimbo.  Dare I mention that it is not even possible to become a Senator to be in the Election's.  I have been mentioning this flaw to the owner for a whole year now.  He has ignored my report's concerning this matter.
 As far as I'm concerned, I feel no need to report problem's more than 12 time's. [once per month]  After that,  SHAME on THE Owner, SweetasNut's.
        My advice is FREE after all.

2)   We still have the 'LAND' of Bimboland's to work with.  If politic's are not what the Citizen's want, what is it then? This is a MODERN PROBLEM created by SOCIAL MEDIA.   NOBODY KNOWS what has VALUE ANYMORE.
  YOU ARE THE INTERNET CLOUD OF MEANINGLESSNESS.

   A) Most refuse to use the forum except to be as shallow and un-interesting as possible.
   B) Game Play 'ITSELF' does not encourage future play for NEW MEMBER's
   C) Because of the general unhappiness of all the player's they do not wish to welcome new player's to Bimboland's.
   D) Bimbo's themselves are the driving force behind the destruction of a 'Free-style 'Forum for Bimbo's.
  (E )[!]    Your Political Correctness, is your Disability.

   (F-this:)   There is so many different style's, someone is sure to be disappointed with an artistic project.
  So there you have it.
     Your a real bimbo, now.
   So your a voter,   What shall I do next,  ON YOUR BEHALF?
  Personally  I want to slap your naked ass'es, and make you grow up from day 1 of your first Breath on EARTH.
    As a population you cry with GREAT SKILL.
  Can you Build something?

  Of course your more likely just to get me as your 'Police Officer' once AGAIN.
      I will support a 'player-bimbo' as  your new Prime Bimbo.
       SO  WHO ARE you supporting(?) ; in creating a Bimboland?
   I'm the ONLY TOTAL BITCH  who can speak on your behalf !!!!!!!!
   So SPEAK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
  And make me write to the owner in way's you can only dream of.
  Your Dream's are my Fuel to be EXPLOSIVE.
   The fuse is lit.      3 weeks of 'Burn-time.'

    I warned the Owner I was only assuming the policing duties, from this point forward.
       I am "Term limited-OUT"  I am in a very unique political situation right now. The only visible leader with contact with the Nation.
 YET, the most powerful player possible too.  Who can I help today? [as your ex-leader, and holder of the key's to Bimboland's?]

   Who? Among you can MAKE a difference in the Politic's of Bimboland's?


06.01.2017 22:42:08
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.01.2017 20:06:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

Nothing !!!!!
  No REPLY  ??????
      OK,  So there you have it.
 An Owner with a Grand IDEA for a new internet sensation/Viral Bull-Shit.

   Not a single>26 year old player,  in the 21st century even understand's how politic's work's anymore.
    I suppose the owner of this game got lost in 'DR. Who's' world of the 'Tardice'.
   The rest of the world just got more stupid, and couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
  
   So I now Announce that the 'Owner' is IGNORING YOU.
   As a population,  *I actually support his choice.'
   Everyone want's a free game.   EVEN when it is already.   So 'piss' and -moan.   The entire concept of Bimboland's is Broken because your conditioned re[l'ie] on the politics in Real Life.
  Fooled into believing anything on the INTERNET is as REAL as your LIFE.

   So you forgot how games are supposed to be played in your 'Twitter-UN-YOU-verses'_"
Shame on you for thinking you are the only universe important enough to explore human dynamic's and EGO. RAGE and welfare money does not make a Leader, or an 'INTERNET-personality'.

     I MOCK MY OWN FRIENDS TOO, WHEN THEY BEHAVE IGNORANTLY.
 Bimboland's has given me more ammunition to laugh and MOCK then you can really comprehend at your very 'Youthful education' has afforded you.
    Look at the history of Bimboland's and see exactly how you bought exactly what you wanted.
  Unable to even form an opinion, even though you KNOW FOR A FACT Your Prime Bimbo believe's in Free-Speech.

   So   don't you dare say Bimboland's is 'censored'
     Commonly educated Bimbo's do a good enough 'Job' being DEAD Personalities.
                 Saying nothing, but------ "HELP    !!!!!"

  New Joining Member's and OLD time 'Hack's', will never understand the concept of a, FREE INTERNET NATION.
      I actually can see Bimboland's in my imagination.
   A Pity, because of some player's who don't seek to build anything at all except HATE.
   EVEN a game suffers from MODERN PEOPLE.

   It may sound harsh,  but in all honesty,  The Republic of Bimboland's suffer's from a population who has been shamed into silence.
    Not by a WEB-site, but by your own FEAR"S of Judgement's in the real world.
   I have few word's for this situation.........
   'Piss-Off' work's well enough for me.

   I dream of a day when a few Bimbo's might actually work together to make a change for Bimboland's.
   SO FAR,   I'm a Singular Voice, speaking on your behalf.
   GURRRRRRR.
  I am currently in a HUGE FIGHT,,,,  and none of the people I fight for give's a single 'SHIT'
I DARE YOU to wear my SHOE'S?
    
   COULD YOU work with someone exactly like YOU?

  I suppose that is what I earned by supporting YOU.
    I am losing the Battle without any real women with opinion's, in the forum.
  
   There is no debate, and it is a shame so many human's are 'brain-dead/ or in a serious COMA'.
   America is the last nation left to completely FAIL.   
   EXCITED?    
       What will your real world be like?
  If this was your school?

  Fail as an American and your given everything you could NEVER EARN, yourself.
    So FAIL......   Your an American if you DO.

A$$ wack WHOOO.  ????????????      Who is really FREE in a racial WAR?
   My nation once was accepting,  now America is decided   Just like BIMBOLAND'S.

\  I find it funny to be so hated for speaking the truth as I see it in my own locality.   
Can you even imagine a 'Movie' Star 'bitching about her 'real' neighbor's.

   Yes, the problems I see in this game could be fixed in week's.  
 Fortunately we have a male owner  who is more interested in assisting orphanages in India.
   So apparently I have been left in charge of all the BABIES.
    How does it feel to be a BIMBO?
 
I don't care anymore.   
      Crime MOB. DIAMOND- DOLL !!!!!

08.01.2017 20:06:11
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Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880414
Reputation: 129351
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
09.01.2017 04:26:51
Mindy

You lost me at no workable solutions...because there were.
instead of listening the owner called everyone idiots and lazy.  
Apparently you are cool with that.
People gave opinions, advice and ideas...in turn they were again told they were idiots, lazy and did nothing for Bimbolands
Apparently you are cool with that.
We were then told that he was "hard at work coding" and now...nothing..."shocking"
The saying is build it and they will come...not come and pay and then I promise I will build it....apparently some don't grasp that.


PS...you say the owner is now ignoring us???  How exactly would we be able to tell the difference?

09.01.2017 04:26:51
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Aesthetic
Level 14
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 5109
Reputation: 6309
Posts: 127
Agnostica
09.01.2017 06:04:28
Aesthetic

The reason people are so quiet could be that we as citizen get shut down when we do give our opinions and suggestions. We're labeled as lazy complainers when in reality there is literally nothing we can do other than give our 2cents. Its not like a regular citizen can go in and work on building and coding this website. No matter how you look at it the owner's negligence to this site has resulted in an apathetic community.

But because the owner never really told me when I asked countless times about what you do as a Senator and you've said its not possible right now to become one. I decided since it is there and it won't hurt to possibly waste $10 to buy it and see what it is. Right now I see nothing but a badge, but you did say its broken.


09.01.2017 06:04:28
lilivey79
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 458
Reputation: 368
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
09.01.2017 15:59:14
lilivey79

Why can't we just log in and play a fun interactive dress up game? I left when Miss Bimbo was in its "transforming stage". I came back because I loved dressing up my doll having goals it was a fun game. Now all I see is arguing and no real attainable goals. Someone is always bitching… I mean I understand there always going to be that group of unhappy campers but this is ridiculous. I have missed a lot, so if I’m wrong please correct me.  In the same token also explain why this game can’t just be fun and light. I’m seriously thinking of just deleting my Bimbo.



09.01.2017 15:59:14
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880414
Reputation: 129351
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
09.01.2017 16:19:04
Mindy

lilivey79 wrote:

Why can't we just log in and play a fun interactive dress up game? I left when Miss Bimbo was in its "transforming stage". I came back because I loved dressing up my doll having goals it was a fun game. Now all I see is arguing and no real attainable goals. Someone is always bitching… I mean I understand there always going to be that group of unhappy campers but this is ridiculous. I have missed a lot, so if I’m wrong please correct me.  In the same token also explain why this game can’t just be fun and light. I’m seriously thinking of just deleting my Bimbo.



Long story short...because we are told that is not what this is. It is a to be a politically charged bimbo society (oxymoron, I know) where everyone pays for the chance to run for a non existing governing body that even when they did exist had nominal power, little voice, and the people in charge of the site did not respond to them. Also, the total lack of attention to the site is our fault because we are apparently stupid and lazy and not one ounce of the issues are on the proprietor. There is a whole thread on it if you wish

09.01.2017 16:19:04
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7986
Reputation: 8822
Posts: 3620
Atheista
09.01.2017 20:48:00
maniatica

well... this is funny!

09.01.2017 20:48:00

Hypnotica
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10306
Reputation: 3135
Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
09.01.2017 21:55:58
Hypnotica

Remember When Miss.Bimbo Was A Site Where You Create A Bimbo And Take Care Of Her Like A Neopet? I Think Things Should Have Just Stayed Like That-At Least It Was Simpler.

09.01.2017 21:55:58
"Well, yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don't really care. My own mother... thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt."
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
09.01.2017 22:58:49
Cum_Dumpster

As far as I can tell both by past and present experiences, Chris has always been about the bottom line, "Is this making me money?". The old Miss Bimbo WAS, as far as I know, making him enough money to pay a regular clothing designer(Dollphane) and a few coders/developers. It wasn't making ridiculous amounts, but enough to get by. As far as I can tell the current game doesn't make anything, because the money in the treasury is given to the Prime Bimbo as a salary instead of being put towards the site. If this is still the case, by my observations the prime bimbo has more power to promote change than any normal citizen because they could reject their salary and instead put it towards paying someone who could actually work on the site flaws. But the last time I brought this up, the prime bimbo banned me. Not sketchy at all. Either way, this site isn't making Chris any money, so it gets ignored just like all of his other failed attempts.

09.01.2017 22:58:49
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7986
Reputation: 8822
Posts: 3620
Atheista
10.01.2017 16:54:50
maniatica

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
As far as I can tell both by past and present experiences, Chris has always been about the bottom line, "Is this making me money?". The old Miss Bimbo WAS, as far as I know, making him enough money to pay a regular clothing designer(Dollphane) and a few coders/developers. It wasn't making ridiculous amounts, but enough to get by. As far as I can tell the current game doesn't make anything, because the money in the treasury is given to the Prime Bimbo as a salary instead of being put towards the site. If this is still the case, by my observations the prime bimbo has more power to promote change than any normal citizen because they could reject their salary and instead put it towards paying someone who could actually work on the site flaws. But the last time I brought this up, the prime bimbo banned me. Not sketchy at all. Either way, this site isn't making Chris any money, so it gets ignored just like all of his other failed attempts.
but... this should be bigger than facebook :]

10.01.2017 16:54:50

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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