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Forum Guardian/Bimbo Police + The Secretary of LGBTQIA+ Community Applications

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09.07.2020
Favourite Worst Nightmare
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Secville
09.07.2020 05:05:56
Favourite Worst Nightmare

Dear people of Bimboland,

We are in need of new Forum Guardians, now known as Bimbo Police. Currently, we only have two - Poison Black and Cum_Dumpster - and we need help.
If you believe this is something you can and want to do, fill out this form. I will, alongside the FGs, judge your applications and choose two new FGs!
Keep in mind that this can be a stressful job sometimes and you will be needed to check the forum daily to keep it safe.

The deadline for submissions is Sunday, July 19th, 23:59 Bimboland time.

If being an FG is not something you are interested in, we are looking for someone to fill in a brand new position in the Pink House - The Secretary.
"The Secretary’s primary job will be to monitor Bimboland’s forums for any and all cases of racism, homophobia, transphobia, or other cases of discrimination against marginalized people on Bimboland and work with both the Forum Guardians and the Prime Bimbo, as well as be someone you can reach out to and get help from if you feel you're being discriminated against. In the interest of fairness, this person will be a trusted member of the LGBTQ community on Bimboland themself, in order to avoid unintentionally appointing someone with problematic blindspots."
You can read more about this new title in the thread: The Secretary of LGBTQIA+ Community in Bimboland

To apply for the title of the Secretary, fill out this form.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

FWN ❤


09.07.2020 05:05:56
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Telaphone
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Agnostica
09.07.2020 05:55:05
Telaphone

There's never been a better time to associate yourself with "police" than right now.

09.07.2020 05:55:05
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 06:02:31
Cum_Dumpster

Telaphone wrote:
There's never been a better time to associate yourself with "police" than right now.
I know right?!? Chris really does have awesome timing... ughhhh.

09.07.2020 06:02:31
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
09.07.2020 06:40:22
Lil' George Bubblegum

I'm glad these positions are open for anyone to participate, and twice as glad the LGBTQ+ Secretary title was created; about time somewhere, even if that "somewhere" is Bimboland, did anything to make sure people aren't harassed for being LGBT+ (which I was unfortunate enough to be in the past on Tumblr out of all places, many other social medias I ended up leaving as a result AND real life).

Good luck for those who want to be part of these; I don't think I'm fit for either of these, but I'm sure there are users here who do and I'll gladly be happy for them :D

09.07.2020 06:40:22
mayiaianthee
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Atheista
09.07.2020 08:33:52
mayiaianthee

Hi! I think this position is a good idea. However, could you remove/change the word ‘police’? It is insensitive and hypocritical to create a position for the protection minority groups in Bimboland, and associate it with the police (especially considering the current BLM protests). The police have never existed to protect minority groups (especially Black people) and more people are campaigning to defund the institution. Guardian is fine. I know this post is coming from a good place. I hope you understand. Thank you

09.07.2020 08:33:52
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 08:43:19
Cum_Dumpster

mayiaianthee wrote:
Hi! I think this position is a good idea. However, could you remove/change the word ‘police’? It is insensitive and hypocritical to create a position for the protection minority groups in Bimboland, and associate it with the police (especially considering the current BLM protests). The police have never existed to protect minority groups (especially Black people) and more people are campaigning to defund the institution. Guardian is fine. I know this post is coming from a good place. I hope you understand. Thank you
Hello! I just wanted to let you know that both current Forum Guardians and the PB completely agree with you! It was not our decision to change our titles and unfortunately, we are not currently sure if/when we can get our titles changed back to guardians.
I just wanted to make everyone aware that the situation with our names is currently out of our hands.

09.07.2020 08:43:19
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mayiaianthee
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Atheista
09.07.2020 08:47:15
mayiaianthee

Thank you for your reply! I get you. Is there a way we can keep updated with the situation? Or anything further we can do to try change the name?

09.07.2020 08:47:15
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 08:49:07
Cum_Dumpster

mayiaianthee wrote:
Thank you for your reply! I get you. Is there a way we can keep updated with the situation? Or anything further we can do to try change the name?
The only thing that I can think of right offhand is to start a petition in the forums. If enough people sign it and give it the attention that it requires, we can probably wrestle and official word or two out of TB.

09.07.2020 08:49:07
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mayiaianthee
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Atheista
09.07.2020 08:58:44
mayiaianthee

Okay. Is making a petition in the forums a poll or a normal thread where people comment their names/usernames in support?

09.07.2020 08:58:44
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 09:05:16
Cum_Dumpster

mayiaianthee wrote:
Okay. Is making a petition in the forums a poll or a normal thread where people comment their names/usernames in support?
I would say whichever you want it to be, or even both? We don't really have a set way of making petitions here, so if you want to add a poll to yours, but also have people sign their names so that Kim/Sachem can actually see individual names instead of just the poll total numbers, that would probably work.

09.07.2020 09:05:16
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