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Fail of the Day

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Created
27.01.2016
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Remi
Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1624
Reputation: 2067
Posts: 354
Secville
30.01.2016 18:15:59
Remi

Well... Guess who spilled cola on their bed again! This time I thought I was so clever, I'll drink from the bottle. And I did and it was all going fine, so i put the bottle down next to me - I SWEAR IT NEVER MOVED - I picked it up a few minutes later to drink it and WHOOSH all over my bedsheets.

But is that the end of my bad day? Oh no sir! I decided to dry it with my Remington (we match!) hairdryer; I put the hairdryer on the bed for one second to move the sheets and SMASH it fell right onto the floor. Apparently theres glass inside your hairdryer. It shattered everywhere and shut itself off. I stopped to clean up the glass and I figured - Hey, I wont be long I mean.. Its shut off anyway right? Wrong. It started up so suddenly making glass in a blender noises and scared me half to death! My room smelt burnt for about an hour, thankfully my scentsy covered it up in the end.

Its not been my week I think!

30.01.2016 18:15:59
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Onionrock
Level 5
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 100
Reputation: 323
Posts: 69
Freethinkerland
30.01.2016 23:42:39
Onionrock

My friend pointed out that my dress is on inside out. I had been wearing it all day (till 11pm) and had gone shopping in it and to a meeting and nobody had said anything and I hadn't noticed....

30.01.2016 23:42:39
BambiDoll
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5564
Reputation: 3707
Posts: 458
Atheista
01.02.2016 22:14:51
BambiDoll

I was starting work at 1pm today and decided I'd go grab a salad before. Instead, I ended up walking past the salad shop and getting a doughnut from this amazing place in Soho. Swear sometimes I don't make great adult choices by skipping lunch to eat cake.

01.02.2016 22:14:51
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695438
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.02.2016 03:37:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

Who doesn't have those sorts of days?
   I'm lucky if it doesn't happen twice in one day.
Today I was totally distracted, and looked at my phone to discover I had only 21 minutes to be at work.  It was -10F'  My truck hadn't been started.  no time to wait.  I used some emergency spray to clear the windows of frost and ice.. Second epic fail. Driving at 35MPH, the wind was so cold it froze the alcohol based spray into a gray cloud I instantly couldn't see through.  I knew where I was and just used my side mirrors to get to the side of the road. ( A skill pilot's learn flying tail dragging bi-planes.  Complicated to explain and not on a drivers test.)  Ok so what do I do,  use the spray again, with the same result's a minute later once I got up to speed again.  Only then did I remember the ice scraper was sitting right behind my head the whole time.   I still got to work on time, but that is only because there is NO traffic where I live.  Lucky me.


03.02.2016 03:37:48
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