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31.05.2017
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
31.05.2017 20:00:15
HeavenLeighBimbo


Due to the lack of interest.
 I have some preventative measure's I'm putting into place, that will prevent New 'joining' Player's from having a totally bad 1st impression of the forum every single day.
.  It is a shame that I'm having to do this on my last day of being Prime Bimbo.  I've hated doing it every election for the past 2 year's.
  Things might be OK after the election,  but I never know what will happen, so it is best to prepare for the worst.   Some of you may have noticed a lot of Sticky Thread's.  This is going to be the new face of Bimboland's.   There is to much  randomness, and one-line wonder thread's/dead threads...... then is healthy for a forum.  This is OK, when a forum is actively monitored.  I call it controlled chaos.  Un-moderated it become's a disaster.

              New player's who might be a little educated and able to write and THINK will need to find these new Sticky Threads on the first page..  
     Bimboland's still need's them, EVEN IF LONG-TIME PLAYER'S HAVE BECOME SO BRAIN DAMAGED ,THEY REFUSE TO WRITE ABOUT THEMSELVES.
The fear of being REAL, has made a mockery of your real LIFE,  I'm ashamed to say; ONE GAMER at a Time.
                                       This is the Consequence: ^
    
   I still left room for all the chaos  that is about to ensue, if a Live Prime Bimbo isn't elected today.
   Good luck to all.   Vote what is best for Bimboland's today.

   Prime Bimbo HeavenLeighBimbo

31.05.2017 20:00:15
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
31.05.2017 20:13:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

I really have a lot of New's I can be sharing too.[AS A PLAYER]
             It was a very productive term with the owner.  He sent me a very glowing personal report card.  Much of the things I've been writing on behalf of the player's will eventually be seen in the future programming of Bimboland's regardless of, if it is moderated or not.
  New staff is coming on-line too....  [behind the curtain's]...  of course he tends to get that way after seeing positive result's.
   Hey !!!  we got a new Game to Play,  and The Prime Bimbo Contests, generated the most entrant's than ever before.
                       We did that as player's,  and the Owner has been noticing the effort's we all have been making.

I have set up some contingency plans, if Bimboland's does elect a Dead.Ineffective Prime Bimbo.
      I have been pushing to take over one of the Admin, Account's and just renaming it, Sheriff.
      This need has been impressed upon the Owner, very clearly by some of the 'fight's he's laughed at' on the forum.
              'SnowFlakE'S\ acting like social justice warriors,  IMPRESS HIM AS MUCH AS THEY DO ME.  
                                  [ not one bit , just saying....... ]

       We were still in negotiation, what the power's of the Prime Bimbo, ARE. What he expect's of them...   Yes,  I am the founding member of Bimboland's.
                                          I set a VERY High Standard for him,  and YOU.
          Literally fighting for the Bimbo's and at risk of losing positive momentum, every 4 month's.  It's tough doing it alone.
   A few Senator's would be helpful.

  I'm writing all of this only now, after most of you have been 'forced to vote', to even read this announcement.
               I wanted to see exactly what an 'un-advertised election would result in.   The most fair election possible.
  I'm not even sure I'm even one of the candidate's.  I never asked to be. I only asked the owner to remove term limit's for the last election,  Not this one.
    
     I'm as curious as you are .....   To see if a Zombie Prime Bimbo can be fairly elected.
  Haha.
                        Best Prime Bimbo Practical Joke Ever???
   I can't wait to see who's laughing.   There is method to this Madness.....
  It's The Republic of Bimboland's.
     Do you even WANT a 'LIVE' administrator?

     OK,....   Call this an election to decide the question once and for all.
    God only know's   how much I am trying too give you the chance to became a citizen, or 'click-bait'.
         I will laugh, when the results are in.....    No matter the direction Bimboland's chooses to take.
                                         Both players and owner risk getting kicked in the face, no matter who is ELECTED.
   I'm not OWNED,  I'm a FreeThinker who was invited to be your Administrator for a few year's and won a few elections in the process..
   My BAD.
  Signed,
Micah,  
         [A player who doesn't respect snowflakes in summer. or ANY TIME OF SEASON FOR THAT MATTER, too.]
      This Plan was Inspired By Mindy.  Be sure to thank her  for the RESULT.  All Credit, where credit is Due.

31.05.2017 20:13:10
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MissBeeAtewo
Level 1
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Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
01.06.2017 01:28:30
MissBeeAtewo

I was forced to vote there were four individuals on the ballot HeavenLeighBimbo, Remi, I believe Athletica and another I believe they were all the previous senators.  I'm wondering if there's also an application to become a senator?

01.06.2017 01:28:30
luxokay
Level 8
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Posts: 120
Reasonopia
01.06.2017 02:03:24
luxokay

MissBeeAtewo wrote:
I was forced to vote there were four individuals on the ballot HeavenLeighBimbo, Remi, I believe Athletica and another I believe they were all the previous senators.  I'm wondering if there's also an application to become a senator?
Becoming a senator is monthly subscription. You can find it by going to your B$ 

01.06.2017 02:03:24
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
01.06.2017 04:47:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

  I also had some fun making a parting Gift for everyone.
               A Prime Bimbo Contest, I had no obligation to make.

  I must say as a player,  it turned out very adorable.   Join it NOW......   It might be the last one you will ever see.
               [ Old project's will be recycled in the worst case; that I'm not in direct contact, and don't care to involve myself anymore.]
                                              This was my creative project for the player's as a 'living' Prime Bimbo.
                                 Will it look the same in 24 hour's?
   Muhahahaaaaaaa.............      What Zombie, will be your leader?
     Not mine,  but.....    YOUR's..................................
Voter's or...... ?        Who cares...........        Why should I?
   FOR YOU,
              [My weakness in project's, I hate not seeing finished.]   If you don't CARE, Why Should I?
   I really wonder why around 150 active player's never write in the Forum,  but play EVERY DAY.      
             150 reason's, is enough for me.     
My war is with the Owner of Bimboland's,  and  YOUR 'ReaL-life' EDUCATORS.  IS THAT ^^^^^    Real player's.
                                           Do any of them speak English/Latin/ect. or have read a single book with real paper, Pages? [papyrus?]
      If so,   They have an opinion everyone WANT's to HEAR.
  
               Smart Phone 'Twit's and Gamer's' are valued as ZED.   Just Sayin' ........  Useless 'conditioning' to be meaningless in social environment's via a broken  screen and a smart-phone plan paid for by parent's. [ The Idiot Plan to remain STUPID for LIFE, for all women over the age of 14.]
        Enabled at 15 by boyfriend's,  and eventually the Enabler to sperm donor's, on welfare and feeding men.    To predictable.   Socialism is a mental disorder that starts with MOTHER's and the inability to find social support in a community.  America gives them MONEY up the ass,  but Drug's is how they spend it, because Everyone is on a Smart Phone,  and couldn't care less about anyone standing next to them.     Gurrr......  Folly......?
      No, I'm now officially Pissed- Off.

   My last act as the offical Prime Bimbo is to Give you a choice.    Don't like my Style?      Good !!!   None can say I didn't give you a FAIR vote for your PEER's.    They may be useless,  but they are YOUR PEERS, from YOUR GENERATION.   You Wanted them on the ballot and they are.   The funny thing is,  they were to stupid to close inactive accounts and are being charged fee's by Pay-Pal every month.    Dead Bimbo's who's charge account's ENDURE.   They don't even know how to take care of themselves.
                       You get what you wished For,   and Who you are seeking to become............  One vote at a time.

      Evil,  has it's day  to speak LOUD and Clear.   Reading  may be a lost art form,   but it does tell the truth to anyone willing enough to actually read it.
  A Bible was my education...........   and proud of it.....  so much so......
      I'm letting you all dance with the devil.     

01.06.2017 04:47:51
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xx_maisygrace_xx
Level 19
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Secville
01.06.2017 15:46:54
xx_maisygrace_xx

, EVEN IF LONG-TIME PLAYER'S HAVE BECOME SO BRAIN DAMAGED ,THEY REFUSE TO WRITE ABOUT THEMSELVES.
The fear of being REAL, has made a mockery of your real LIFE,  I'm ashamed to say; ONE GAMER at a Time.


surely the whole point of an online game is to play. Therefore if people want to be fake and craete a new online life it's not your place to judge them or complain. If you want to be real be real but we don't alll have to copy you.

01.06.2017 15:46:54
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
01.06.2017 19:41:01
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^,   So you do understand my point about creating a Bimbo persona'  ,  but when did I ask you to be like ME?    I don't want CLONES of myself !!!   are you kidding me.   Bimboland's isn't big enough for TWO, or 1 Billion member's like me.   LOLROF,   get Real and be Yourself......  
          That's What this whole Thread has Been About.   piff......

  Play the game, be yourself,  or even make up a personality, if your creative enough.
       Just, Don't judge other's as you have just Judged me with your very first POST to a member of the community.
   This sort of thing will not make you friend's.......  
                           What would your Bimbo say,  That You Don't?
   I DARE YOU to be REAL about yourself.   I've spent the past 2 year's begging for player's to start acting and writing with some personality.
            Fuck all the Judgment's....   They are not interesting.
     So You hate a successful woman.....   Does that seriously make you PROUD of yourself?
  One line "quote's" , that hit's them personally and they defend their own guilt by blaming Other's.
  How Orwellian.   1984,  Book,  Read it.  It is the reality, You now live With 2017..........     \Everyone MUST be wrong, because you SAID it was SO.......
    You have to love a Princess, even if they haven't earned Shit.      Do It, Love THEM !!!!!!!!!   NOW...  or else...   LMAO

   I'm not laughing at the person,  just how stupid they chose to be.   I'm all for ignorance Too.......
                          Your MEN made me Richer than you can even comprehend.   They like women with opinion's, actually.   If you are tough enough to make them respect you.....   So far....... A bimbo  is  just looking at a little girl and............. pity for a media driven fool.         Sorry,  but it is what it is........
  'another one line WONDER. in a flood of Fake New's'.  
          So Easy for a Girl to get lost navigating LIFE.  I'm not angry at her for being the product of her environment.  She did exactly what she has been taught to do.    That's only worthy of Pity for everyone she may meet in the future.     Nobody will ever meet her expectation's.
    [A Cold reading by a Witch], or Bitch.   You, decide how close I am to the TRUTH.  I was just creatively writing about the information  I'm GIVEN.  @ ^ post.
 Politic's , it is NASTY garbage and not for Snowflakes to fluff-UP.

  Or was the previous poster's insult to me because I Caught her Cheating on her 1st day and issued her a Warning????        Interesting.........  
        OK,  I'm a Bitch,  who doesn't take Shit like your used to dishing out to everyone around you.   Bimboland's is a Free place to be,  if you leave your EGO behind.
   Bashing the Prime Bimbo is not a very good way to START,   just sayin'.....................   I gave you a CHANCE, and you pissed on me in the first conversation........     OK.    I can flip Shit too........       Your not the first nor will be the last to try.  I still am not issuing her a second warning,  because she is ACTUALLY trying to be real, given her education.  
               That's enough for me to forgive her.  Mazie,  was Just Being REAL to her 'taught' Value's.
  I told her NO......   my bad......   NOT....  The entire community say's no to Reputation cheater's.
  So I am her whipping post,   so be it.   But I Talk BACK, and that must cause her fear..................  
                     What does anyone do when faced with a REAL LIVING BIMBO?
 Mazie tried to CHEAT YOU, with her very first day of playing !!!!!   She didn't even TRY to know anyone,  she just wanted to Cheat you and the entire nation of Bimboland's.      This is your player's..........  and how they behave.
   Vote me Gone, preserve Stupidity.  Call it Jam.    Bimbolands will be dead..........   Been there and done that,,,, it's not pretty.

   To late,  The vote's are being counted NOW.   I HOPE I LOSE.  I have 3 real babies now to care for .   The foolishness of teen's just disgusted me.
  My Baby of just 22 months old is more mature than Bimboland's.   No Thank's what so ever?   OK.   even my baby run's to me with kisses,
         I didn't put myself on the ballot because of my baby.........     I don't want to deal with such total stupidity anymore.  
                                   My baby, Tie'Tie, is Smart and starting to talk,,,,,  so, "FUCK YOU hater's"......
               Your not worth anymore of my time.
  I WANT to Lose this ELECTION.........    Please say  I LOST..............    I hate facing my death sentence.
                                Brain dead Bimbo's make me ill at this point..
 Now I WANT TO know why Mazie wanted to CHEAT the entire community.........   Aren't you a bit curious too?
  I want to know why she joined the community to Cheat EVERYONE
   Maybe she can write about That.......  but don't hold your breath..........  Discarded bubble gum is obviously more interesting.

01.06.2017 19:41:01
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Kiwiomega
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Secville
02.06.2017 13:54:10
Kiwiomega

I'd like to post in forums but I can never find any recent ones

02.06.2017 13:54:10
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.06.2017 14:57:54
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am trying to fix that.  @^    I am trying out 'Sticky Thread's'.  Dedicated topic's, that really should be able to be written in every day, by everyone.  
Welcome to Bimboland's Kiwiomega.   I certain do look forward to any story you may share with us.  

02.06.2017 14:57:54
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maniatica
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Atheista
07.06.2017 12:47:11
maniatica

can others make "sticky threads" too, or yous you?

07.06.2017 12:47:11

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

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A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

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The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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