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188
Created
01.07.2016
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anunitum
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 4520
Posts: 3245
Secville
02.08.2016 17:17:10
anunitum

worst: this random man at the grocery store was complaining about everything out loud; expensive tomatoes, tobacco buyers, unhealthy chocolate etc. I really felt sorry for his wife who had/has to listen that depressing and grumpy guy all the time. I felt tempted to say "you have such a small soul" or something to him but I controlled myself for doing so..

best: - being offline from FB for days and finding out in the meantime I had been invited to many events and private parties
- beautiful summer storm right now!

02.08.2016 17:17:10
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 8365
Posts: 3620
Atheista
03.08.2016 15:21:41
maniatica

yesterdays best and worst is the same:
i got a phonecall in the evening, a friend was asking me if i could take care of a dog whos "owner" went to prison that evening... so i "got" a dog.
which is fine because i like dogs (had one before and do often miss a dog in my life), and he is really sweat (but totally uneducated) ...but on the other hand it sucks because i planned to go on a little trip from saturday on and i am not sure if it would work to take him with me, he is sad and misses the guy who normally takes care of him at the moment and he is a little insecure about this whole new situation (and so am i) ...and to weeks from now my vacation is over and i have to work. i do work in shifts... really early in the morning or nights, it changes a lot. that is more than "not perfect" for having to take care of a dog.

hmmm ?!

03.08.2016 15:21:41

kathiegym
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 305180
Reputation: 51867
Posts: 5358
Agnostica
03.08.2016 16:36:32
kathiegym

Oh, Maniatica, that is a shit.... When you see yourself forced to adopt an animal in a bad moment.... Maybe could yougive it to someone else?
Worst: I have to be in shape in only 4 weeks, although I am in recovery still since the accident, but if I dont exercise I wont be admitted in my job again in september. Work vs health....
Best: could it be an incentive for geing better fastlier?

03.08.2016 16:36:32
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anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4520
Posts: 3245
Secville
03.08.2016 19:01:15
anunitum

Worst: I`m getting really fed up with this damn summer flu. I`ve got fever, sore throat and I`ve sneezed my nose red and swollen. This fatigue is so overwhelming I can`t get anything done if I don`t take a nap from every now and then.
Best: But hey, I`m having really odd dreams, just like I´d be watching some short films by Dali or Lynch

Awkward: Some fake profile on FB claimed to be pregnant to my friend. Though it was obvious she was fake (her finnish language was awfully bad and her profile was full of porn clips) all his 700+ friends could see the post on his wall for few hours before he deleted it. Had to advice him about changing his privacy settings after that. 




03.08.2016 19:01:15
kathiegym
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 305180
Reputation: 51867
Posts: 5358
Agnostica
22.08.2016 05:11:23
kathiegym

There are idiot people, but at least, all the fb friends of your girlfriends knows that it is a lie...

best: spending time with my boyfriend and my pets
worst: i am not in shape, i am losing and wasting time, when i am with my friends i drink too much.... Etc.

22.08.2016 05:11:23
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kathiegym
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 305180
Reputation: 51867
Posts: 5358
Agnostica
27.08.2016 04:13:18
kathiegym

Worst: I love someone...and he is not my boyfriend.... I have a huge problem, although it seems a silly issue.
i need advice, pleaseeee!

27.08.2016 04:13:18
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BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9868
Reputation: 5082
Posts: 1307
Freethinkerland
28.08.2016 05:23:23
BrunetteBimbo

Kat! Don't leave your boyfriend, he is the ideal man for you.

28.08.2016 05:23:23
Keep your enemies close....
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7631
Reputation: 8365
Posts: 3620
Atheista
29.08.2016 09:38:40
maniatica

yesterday:
BEST: birthday, so coffeee-cake for breakfast, prestents and cards, cake at work
WORST: had to work on my birthday even though it was a sunday

today:
do not know the good stuff now but
WORST: have to work the night-shift

29.08.2016 09:38:40

maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7631
Reputation: 8365
Posts: 3620
Atheista
30.08.2016 07:22:53
maniatica

think todays best will be the worst too: the dog is leaving us today, he has been here 4 weeks and i really like him now, and i got used to having a dog around again ...and like all that being outside and active (well... it is summer now, and it dit not rain all the time, and i had not too many workdays last month, and i had help with the dog, who is not able to be alone for 1 minute)

30.08.2016 07:22:53

kathiegym
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 305180
Reputation: 51867
Posts: 5358
Agnostica
31.08.2016 08:01:41
kathiegym

Maniatica happy birthday!!! And the doggie will be fine, you couldnt care it, you told us some weeks ago...

part 2 after my best/worst: I think that in long relationships, there are doubt moments... It is impossible to feel atracted by the same person for the rest of your life, and only by him. I must learn to cope it. I love my boyfriend more than anyone, although I felt atracted by more people... 

31.08.2016 08:01:41
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