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188
Created
01.07.2016
Author
anunitum
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
13.07.2016 18:47:24
anunitum

Worst
- I burned my food in the oven 
- Still heavy rain (but at least I don`t have to wash my balcony now)
Best
- I`ve been very effective today, almost everything crossed from my to do-list



13.07.2016 18:47:24
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
14.07.2016 15:33:20
anunitum

Worst
- argue with my little brother
- oh and it still rains
Best (maybe)
- slight ahem...job offer for autumn, still unsure but it sounds the kind of work I like

14.07.2016 15:33:20
kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 646923
Reputation: 89113
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
14.07.2016 15:41:59
kathiegym

Yesterday, the best: meeting a friend whom I only see 4/6 times a year
Worst: I got very drunk. Really drunk. Too drunk, and.... Coming back to my town, in the train station, I took a dirty candy from the dirtiest floor, and I ate it. After, I fell down (I didnt feel any pain, but today i feel). I was wearing a dress and EVERYBODY could see my Pants- tanga and my ass.....

14.07.2016 15:41:59
LOVE YOURSELF
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
14.07.2016 15:46:26
anunitum

^Why oh why did you eat that dirty candy? Doesn`t anyone think of the children anymore :D :D :D

Gosh, made me think about buying new underwear :D

14.07.2016 15:46:26
kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 646923
Reputation: 89113
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
14.07.2016 16:12:54
kathiegym

anunitum wrote:
^Why oh why did you eat that dirty candy? Doesn`t anyone think of the children anymore :D :D :D

Gosh, made me think about buying new underwear :D
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaa really I am laughing like a mental!!!
thanks for making me laugh, I need it today!!

14.07.2016 16:12:54
LOVE YOURSELF
Cachemir
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4162
Reputation: 3028
Posts: 1051
Atheista
14.07.2016 17:11:07
Cachemir

kathiegym wrote:
Yesterday, the best: meeting a friend whom I only see 4/6 times a year
Worst: I got very drunk. Really drunk. Too drunk, and.... Coming back to my town, in the train station, I took a dirty candy from the dirtiest floor, and I ate it. After, I fell down (I didnt feel any pain, but today i feel). I was wearing a dress and EVERYBODY could see my Pants- tanga and my ass.....
WTF with you!!?? Lol hahaha

14.07.2016 17:11:07
BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9868
Reputation: 5093
Posts: 1307
Freethinkerland
14.07.2016 17:37:06
BrunetteBimbo

Cachemir wrote:
kathiegym wrote:
Yesterday, the best: meeting a friend whom I only see 4/6 times a year
Worst: I got very drunk. Really drunk. Too drunk, and.... Coming back to my town, in the train station, I took a dirty candy from the dirtiest floor, and I ate it. After, I fell down (I didnt feel any pain, but today i feel). I was wearing a dress and EVERYBODY could see my Pants- tanga and my ass.....
WTF with you!!?? Lol hahaha
It is her life, not yours.... I think

14.07.2016 17:37:06
Keep your enemies close....
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7986
Reputation: 8822
Posts: 3620
Atheista
15.07.2016 15:15:11
maniatica

worst: had to work the early-shift and had to get up at 3:30
best: got up without an alarm this morning (i have no idea how i did that!) and ...it was on of the easyier days at work ...and for me the day is nearly over and i can go to bed soon

15.07.2016 15:15:11

kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 646923
Reputation: 89113
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
15.07.2016 16:18:37
kathiegym

Maniatica, you need sleep properly!

best: my female bunny is fine!!!! She was operated on yesterday, and by the moment, she is well. Doctors must analize her organs to check a possible cancer. I wish she hasnt cancer. But she is alive at home!!!!! Later, I will take her to the vet for check her health.
worst: I paid 300€ for the cirugy, plus pills, vet's bills, etc.......... I dont know if I am going to eat in Agoust hahaha

15.07.2016 16:18:37
LOVE YOURSELF
Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1644
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
16.07.2016 21:38:21
Sylphaen

best: having plenty of time to watch a lot of movies with my fiance + 30 minute massage session
worst: uh.. recently life's boring so other than being bloated after having a beer idk what else was bad

16.07.2016 21:38:21

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