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Conditional super powers!

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79
Created
03.05.2019
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Bambi Stella
Bimbolady
Level 63
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 193672
Reputation: 70330
Posts: 1711
Reasonopia
17.05.2019 10:56:18
Bimbolady

But  only while you scrach your head with both hands :D

My super power would be to be super fast

17.05.2019 10:56:18
Chani
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21187
Reputation: 13804
Posts: 201
Secville
17.05.2019 11:06:00
Chani

Bimbolady wrote:
But  only while you scrach your head with both hands :D

My super power would be to be super fast
Hahaha..thats a funny visual...but I'll do it if get to read others mind.

Only after you eat lots of chillies ;)
My super power would be to see through walls.


17.05.2019 11:06:00

Ativan.x
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24501
Reputation: 15957
Posts: 125
Freethinkerland
17.05.2019 11:36:50
Ativan.x

But only when you're naked

My superpower would be to teleport anywhere I want

17.05.2019 11:36:50
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46549
Reputation: 19487
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
17.05.2019 19:09:17
Bambi Stella

But it takes 20 hours to teleport anyway.

My power would be to talk to and understand animals!

17.05.2019 19:09:17
Dr. Stella :-)
Bimbolady
Level 63
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 193672
Reputation: 70330
Posts: 1711
Reasonopia
17.05.2019 22:32:43
Bimbolady

But you can only talk to them by singing 


My power would be healing every disease 

17.05.2019 22:32:43
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46549
Reputation: 19487
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
19.05.2019 23:03:14
Bambi Stella

Everytime you heal a disease you get that disease for 1 week.

My power would be super speed!

19.05.2019 23:03:14
Dr. Stella :-)
Isabella Raine
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12842
Reputation: 6944
Posts: 12
Atheista
21.05.2019 14:37:33
Isabella Raine

But only at night.

Mine would be the ability to learn vast amounts of information in seconds (full languages, reading a full book by flipping through it etc)

21.05.2019 14:37:33
LittleLiz
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3747
Reputation: 2947
Posts: 25
Freethinkerland
22.05.2019 10:20:31
LittleLiz

... but only when you forget everything completely after another second.


My super power would be to be male once ...


22.05.2019 10:20:31
How to become a Bimbo IRL
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
23.05.2019 00:29:21
Alexstrasza

... but it'd last forever once you changed! ;)

My superpower would be to teleport to a Hawaiian beach at will!! <3

23.05.2019 00:29:21
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46549
Reputation: 19487
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
23.05.2019 16:59:25
Bambi Stella

But when you arrive you're naked! :-p

My power would be to have super strength!

23.05.2019 16:59:25
Dr. Stella :-)

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