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223
Created
17.12.2016
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Lia Ivy
70smalewife
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31146
Reputation: 17946
Posts: 115
Atheista
24.12.2020 15:17:21
70smalewife

off with his tits!

24.12.2020 15:17:21
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EdelweissSL
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 175713
Reputation: 25897
Posts: 270
Antitheocra
24.12.2020 15:49:10
EdelweissSL

ok I've never said this to anyone before and it is somewhat embarrassing but... my klit is bigger than normal and my vaginal lips are huge and the whole thing is weird and i'm thinking about plastic surgery

24.12.2020 15:49:10
happiness is real only when shared 
Forest Witch
Level 46
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 76546
Reputation: 48601
Posts: 1145
Secville
24.12.2020 21:05:45
Forest Witch

ok can i just switch bodies with lily collins?

24.12.2020 21:05:45
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
LessbienDollKiki
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3540
Reputation: 3294
Posts: 27
Freethinkerland
25.12.2020 06:45:42
LessbienDollKiki

Forest Witch wrote:
ok can i just switch bodies with lily collins?
I LOVE LILY COLLINS SM OMG 

25.12.2020 06:45:42
no dick 
 
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
25.12.2020 07:34:49
Cum_Dumpster

EdelweissSL wrote:
ok I've never said this to anyone before and it is somewhat embarrassing but... my klit is bigger than normal and my vaginal lips are huge and the whole thing is weird and i'm thinking about plastic surgery
Unless your labia are actively interfering with sex and causing pain, I'd say don't do it. They're very sensitive and having someone "chop them down to size" will just lesson your own pleasure in the long term, and possibly even cause permanent damage. Every woman is different, and all should be valued and called beautiful.
Also, if you're looking for a "barbie vagina" as I call them, where nearly everything is hidden and perfect, those are actually pretty rare, but because of adult entertainment and objectification, many women are under the mistaken impression that these are common, attractive, and most highly valued. It's bullshit.

25.12.2020 07:34:49
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Queen Rajaa
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3755
Reputation: 3421
Posts: 17
Agnostica
25.12.2020 18:31:03
Queen Rajaa

Nothing

25.12.2020 18:31:03
EdelweissSL
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 175713
Reputation: 25897
Posts: 270
Antitheocra
26.12.2020 01:15:02
EdelweissSL

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
EdelweissSL wrote:
ok I've never said this to anyone before and it is somewhat embarrassing but... my klit is bigger than normal and my vaginal lips are huge and the whole thing is weird and i'm thinking about plastic surgery
Unless your labia are actively interfering with sex and causing pain, I'd say don't do it. They're very sensitive and having someone "chop them down to size" will just lesson your own pleasure in the long term, and possibly even cause permanent damage. Every woman is different, and all should be valued and called beautiful.
Also, if you're looking for a "barbie vagina" as I call them, where nearly everything is hidden and perfect, those are actually pretty rare, but because of adult entertainment and objectification, many women are under the mistaken impression that these are common, attractive, and most highly valued. It's bullshit.
Thanks so much! No it doesn't cause any pain, if anything it adds to the pleasure. Most of my partners don't notice or mind but it takes one comment to get stuck in your mind, you know?,,.. Only one partner suggested plastic surgery in my earlier years and I always thought it ever since before sleeping with someone. also, because of it I don't have a perfect bikini line and wearing a small bikini should be avoided.. Uhrgg! Anyway, thank you so much for the support

26.12.2020 01:15:02
happiness is real only when shared 
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10827501
Reputation: 590919
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
26.12.2020 03:12:23
LillyAnn

Oh, never do something just because someone once told you something is wrong with you or your body. Just forget that man and his words. People tend to say stupid things to others without thinking, but it doesn't mean something is wrong with you. Chances are good something is wrong with them since they don't think so act in insensitive way or they are just being malicious. They are probably just stupid and ignorant and not worth of your attention and worrying.
Personally I am pro beauty interventions, as long as they are safe and if they really may improve person's 'feel good' experience. Have to admit, even I am being pro beauty interventions, some of them are indeed invasive and kinda scary. Before decide anything, inform yourself very well about pros and cons and possible health or other issues they may cause. And always remember, don't so such things because of someone else, only because of you and your own satisfaction.  

26.12.2020 03:12:23

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
26.12.2020 07:13:59
Cum_Dumpster

EdelweissSL wrote:
Cum_Dumpster wrote:
EdelweissSL wrote:
ok I've never said this to anyone before and it is somewhat embarrassing but... my klit is bigger than normal and my vaginal lips are huge and the whole thing is weird and i'm thinking about plastic surgery
Unless your labia are actively interfering with sex and causing pain, I'd say don't do it. They're very sensitive and having someone "chop them down to size" will just lesson your own pleasure in the long term, and possibly even cause permanent damage. Every woman is different, and all should be valued and called beautiful.
Also, if you're looking for a "barbie vagina" as I call them, where nearly everything is hidden and perfect, those are actually pretty rare, but because of adult entertainment and objectification, many women are under the mistaken impression that these are common, attractive, and most highly valued. It's bullshit.
Thanks so much! No it doesn't cause any pain, if anything it adds to the pleasure. Most of my partners don't notice or mind but it takes one comment to get stuck in your mind, you know?,,.. Only one partner suggested plastic surgery in my earlier years and I always thought it ever since before sleeping with someone. also, because of it I don't have a perfect bikini line and wearing a small bikini should be avoided.. Uhrgg! Anyway, thank you so much for the support
I actually had a man tell me that, for most guys anyway, they don't care about what their partners genitals look like. They're just pleased that they have one that is willing to engage with them at all, and that they enjoy what they have to give. I figure girlfriends would likely be the same. Anyone that says/does otherwise probably has some unhealthy/unrealistic body issues that need to be addressed, in regard to how they view the human form.

26.12.2020 07:13:59
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
EdelweissSL
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 175713
Reputation: 25897
Posts: 270
Antitheocra
27.12.2020 15:52:25
EdelweissSL

everyone, thank you! 

27.12.2020 15:52:25
happiness is real only when shared 

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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