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Catch-This-Riddle?

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168
Created
18.03.2015
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Ceres
Ceres
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Secville
18.03.2015 20:38:15
Ceres

When is homework not homework?

18.03.2015 20:38:15
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2015 22:33:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

1-When you are working for pay at home.
2-As a salary employee your always on call at home and your cell phone battery nearly catches on fire and dies....
3- If you write the report on the school bus 15 minutes before class?

  "My sister ate my homework...  sorry  I didn't understand the assignment" HeavenLeigh crawls under the desk in shame.

Every single answer was a personal experience, including my sister eating my homework.  REALLY. Sisters are EVIL sometimes when it comes down to who does the 'Homework'.

18.03.2015 22:33:12
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Ceres
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Secville
19.03.2015 00:36:28
Ceres

LOL oh my gosh all are so hilarious but sadly weren't the correct answer. 

19.03.2015 00:36:28
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
19.03.2015 23:50:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

I was never good at figuring out riddles.  Jokes usually are the first thing that comes to my mind.  I'm dangerous in pub/bar type situations.  I can look at a person and see a riddle.  Usually bad fashion sense, is a riddle I love to solve. (Why is she wearing vertical stripes, with hips like that? The curvature of space is still an unproven theory. PS: goes the same for men with beer bellies)

  Are you going to say the answer to yours, or wait a bit longer for a real winner.
 I was thinking that the 'Winner'person would make a riddle too, but unfortunately I haven't chewed a piece of Bazooka Bubble gum in a few decades.  I do love mind twisting games though, otherwise I wouldn't be a resident of Bimboland's.

19.03.2015 23:50:16
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Akra
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Reasonopia
20.03.2015 11:44:09
Akra

When I get it. (I used to be a high school teacher. )

20.03.2015 11:44:09
My mom is ALIVE? HOLY SHIT. I WISH WE KNEW THAT BEFORE WE BURIED HER!
Ceres
Level 21
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Posts: 2094
Secville
20.03.2015 22:42:34
Ceres

Haha thats right Akra. When it's handed in to the teacher. 
I agree HLB, the winner should give the next riddle. 
Akra if you want that is. I have no problems giving more.
:D



20.03.2015 22:42:34
mummamia
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Reasonopia
21.03.2015 00:56:06
mummamia

I would have never figured that one out! 

21.03.2015 00:56:06
Ceres
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Secville
21.03.2015 01:36:47
Ceres

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

21.03.2015 01:36:47
freakychick
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Freethinkerland
21.03.2015 11:19:43
freakychick

Ceres wrote:
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner.

21.03.2015 11:19:43
Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
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Posts: 2094
Secville
21.03.2015 18:41:27
Ceres

Yah! That's right! :) freakychick give the next riddle. you got it correct.

21.03.2015 18:41:27

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