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Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
11.08.2019 20:07:35
Ulvhild

Finally managed to log in after trying for the last 22-23 hours without success. And before that, I barely managed 5 minutes of game time after hours of downtime, so it's not like this is a new thing... Whatever it is that caused this, I sincerely hope it's fixed permanently this time.

Is there any hope of getting any information about this? Downtime and issues causing players to be unable to log on are the kind of stuff I would like to get informed about in my regular non-game e-mail, but instead the only e-mails I receive from this game is useless stuff that I've already been informed about when playing, and there's dead silence when the entire game is down...? (Paying customer here, I'm not happy when stuff I've paid for doesn't work.)

11.08.2019 20:07:35
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
TokiKonoe
Level 264
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 18626940
Reputation: 380489
Posts: 2448
Freethinkerland
11.08.2019 20:22:26
TokiKonoe

I was hopeful at afternoon and checked Bimbolands facebook and instagram too but there was no information at all :( it would be nice to know at least something. Its super frustrating, especially when I'm paying too...

11.08.2019 20:22:26
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25261188
Reputation: 262703
Posts: 4173
Antitheocra
11.08.2019 20:24:16
Sandi Lut

Same here about 26 hours of nothing and that's not really acceptable in my humble opinion

Now I am afraid to close the site hahaha

11.08.2019 20:24:16
Happiness is inside yourself

railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71395
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
11.08.2019 21:18:26
railophone

The crazy thing is it only impacts the users who are logged in. If you were logged out, you could browse all of BL just fine, so long as you didn’t do any activities you needed to be logged in for.
Not that that’s helpful to the player base at all, but info to know, I guess. 
I definitely don’t want to continue paying for a site that keeps going down. I’d rather spend my money elsewhere if that’s the case. :(

11.08.2019 21:18:26
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
11.08.2019 23:40:14
Vita Brevis

Ulvhild wrote:
... Whatever it is that caused this, I sincerely hope it's fixed permanently this time.

Is there any hope of getting any information about this? Downtime and issues causing players to be unable to log on are the kind of stuff I would like to get informed about in my regular non-game e-mail, but instead the only e-mails I receive from this game is useless stuff that I've already been informed about when playing, and there's dead silence when the entire game is down...? (Paying customer here, I'm not happy when stuff I've paid for doesn't work.)

100% agreed. Team Bimbo should be communicating with us when significant events like this occur. I would really like an official explanation instead of total silence.

11.08.2019 23:40:14
KirstyD8
Level 148
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2544858
Reputation: 315518
Posts: 4629
Freethinkerland
11.08.2019 23:44:08
KirstyD8

Yeah it's not that hard to post one quick update/explanation on one of their social medias.

11.08.2019 23:44:08
Beautiful in my own way❤️  Hey creepy stalkers gang go away! {pronouns = Princess}
I DO NOT wish to converse with previous banned account users that includes the MOJ. I will not have it forced on me. He was informed of this before MOJ role. Respect my stance on the issue!
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674301
Reputation: 186748
Posts: 3551
Secville
12.08.2019 07:48:54
Namastis

TokiKonoe wrote:
I was hopeful at afternoon and checked Bimbolands facebook and instagram too but there was no information at all :( it would be nice to know at least something. Its super frustrating, especially when I'm paying too...
I triedtried to set some information and wrote them a Facebook message. No response, obviously... 

12.08.2019 07:48:54
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
Iulja
Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1432960
Reputation: 205314
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
12.08.2019 08:42:05
Iulja

The team will answer your doubts as soon as they will know what caused the troubles.

Just remember, when the site is down and you're not sure if it's down for you only, you can use https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/

12.08.2019 08:42:05

Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25261188
Reputation: 262703
Posts: 4173
Antitheocra
12.08.2019 08:45:44
Sandi Lut

I did check that site to see if BL was down, I checked several of those sites. All of them said BL was up. Which made even less sense when I saw that. An announcement on Facebook or Instagram would help a lot.

12.08.2019 08:45:44
Happiness is inside yourself

Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674301
Reputation: 186748
Posts: 3551
Secville
12.08.2019 08:46:33
Namastis

I was not trying to get information what exactly had happened. Just if the problem is on my or their side. So some simple: yes, we have a problem and we are working to solve it would be nice. Or even, I understand the situation was tense, so once everything was fixed something like: we are sorry for inconvenience, everything should be working now. Complete silence in all the social media and here is not really nice.

12.08.2019 08:46:33
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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