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Blocked - Now an achievement!

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35
Created
13.09.2018
Author
Cum_Dumpster
Esuna
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 73378
Reputation: 36752
Posts: 585
Reasonopia
18.09.2018 13:32:10
Esuna

Sandi Lut wrote:
Too bad you don't have any sense of humor HLB.
Such is life of a troll xD. Always the need to have relevancy even when it makes 0 sense.

18.09.2018 13:32:10
 Very busy with school at the moment, so temporary hiatus D:.
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775403
Reputation: 154509
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
19.09.2018 05:18:24
Cum_Dumpster

Esuna wrote:
Sandi Lut wrote:
Too bad you don't have any sense of humor HLB.
Such is life of a troll xD. Always the need to have relevancy even when it makes 0 sense.
It's....it's like she didn't even notice that it was a joke.... -shudders-

19.09.2018 05:18:24
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Iulja
Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1436372
Reputation: 205860
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
19.09.2018 05:40:56
Iulja

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Esuna wrote:
Sandi Lut wrote:
Too bad you don't have any sense of humor HLB.
Such is life of a troll xD. Always the need to have relevancy even when it makes 0 sense.
It's....it's like she didn't even notice that it was a joke.... -shudders-
It's simply like HLB. 

19.09.2018 05:40:56

Bebe92583
Level 59
Status: First Prime Bimbo (2015)
Sex Appeal: 163833
Reputation: 51430
Posts: 1184
Antitheocra
20.09.2018 07:50:33
Bebe92583

Iulja wrote:
Relax, even if use it accidentaly, you will get a security question (are you sure you want to block...), so you will have to confirm you decision. And even if you block a Bimbo, you can unblock her at once the same way. Of course, you will need to write to her, and explain everything, however... this may be the beginning of a real friendship :)
A silver lining right?

20.09.2018 07:50:33
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
Bebe92583
Level 59
Status: First Prime Bimbo (2015)
Sex Appeal: 163833
Reputation: 51430
Posts: 1184
Antitheocra
20.09.2018 07:52:23
Bebe92583

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Okay, not really. But last week I was blocked for the very first time(no I don't know why and no I won't name them) and because I have a weird sense of humor, I turned it into something funny to share with you all.
So without further ado, the Blocked achievement!
You get pink for being blocked by one bimbo!
You get silver by being blocked by 5 bimbos!
And you get the big ol' shiny gold for being blocked by a whopping 10 bimbos! Wow!

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A REAL ACHIEVEMENT. I made this just for fun you guys, don't go bugging the mods/admins about not being able to unlock this because it doesn't really exist... :P 
LOL too funny ,I love it!

20.09.2018 07:52:23
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
turboprinzessin
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 527986
Reputation: 113834
Posts: 3571
Atheista
21.09.2018 15:27:20
turboprinzessin

haha, probably I will receive the platinum badge all of a sudden for managing to become blcoked by everyone in Bimboland ;))
as far as I see around 9 of 10 fights are started by me. don't know why no one dares to start a fight vice versa. so I assume, the platinum badge will come just *bang* - on day X ;)


21.09.2018 15:27:20
  ♥ ♥ ♥
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
22.09.2018 12:45:17
Pia Margrethe

I have yet to block or to be blocked. (I have considered blocking one (or perhaps two) person(s). If it is happening as abundantly as indicated the function is being abused.
I am increasingly concerned about the mental health of one member of the community who, although an active participant, seems to have lost contact with reality: Bimboland is NOT a real world republic. It is neither that nor a real world oligarchy. Perhaps I am naif, but there is no Polish conspiracy against our cyber oligarchy/autocracy. For whatever reasons (interest in fashion, developing a new or different style, ill health, loneliness, fantasy) we spend time here and enjoy some REAL friendships. 

That said, I am pouting at not yet qualifying for the new badge. I think it shows three things: great humour; great graphic ability; great community wit.

Your pal on a road trip,

Pia

22.09.2018 12:45:17
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Demeter
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20290
Reputation: 12777
Posts: 127
Secville
16.07.2019 15:37:15
Demeter

I got blocked after someone copied my Billie Eilish outfit and even went as far to copy my response to compliments about it. Didn't even say anything to them beforehand except, "Stunning bimbo."



16.07.2019 15:37:15

TokiKonoe
Level 264
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 18629314
Reputation: 380535
Posts: 2449
Freethinkerland
16.07.2019 16:21:31
TokiKonoe

Oh my, there are copycats sometimes but at least she didnt join DQFC with it lol :P (i actually found her so it was easy to check).
Did you even get a chance to challenge her to a fight before she blocked you?

16.07.2019 16:21:31
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
16.07.2019 16:25:34
Alexstrasza

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :)

Sucks 'bout the blockin' though. What can you do ;P

16.07.2019 16:25:34
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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