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bimbos in quarantine

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Created
16.03.2020
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sexytania
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
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Freethinkerland
15.08.2020 06:52:19
Cum_Dumpster

jamie fae wrote:
I wonder what will be the first thing most people will do after this is over.
For me, it's going to be catching up on all the fast food I've been missing(it's a guilty pleasure of mine) and also taking care of non-essential doctors appointments.

15.08.2020 06:52:19
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jamie fae
Level 82
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Reasonopia
15.08.2020 07:12:00
jamie fae

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
I wonder what will be the first thing most people will do after this is over.
For me, it's going to be catching up on all the fast food I've been missing(it's a guilty pleasure of mine) and also taking care of non-essential doctors appointments.
I think I will go out to dinner at a nice restaurant. (I can get fast food everyday if I wanted it, I would just have to eat it in the truck, or bring it home) Next would be to go to a movie. :)

15.08.2020 07:12:00
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
15.08.2020 07:20:30
Cum_Dumpster

jamie fae wrote:
Cum_Dumpster wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
I wonder what will be the first thing most people will do after this is over.
For me, it's going to be catching up on all the fast food I've been missing(it's a guilty pleasure of mine) and also taking care of non-essential doctors appointments.
I think I will go out to dinner at a nice restaurant. (I can get fast food everyday if I wanted it, I would just have to eat it in the truck, or bring it home) Next would be to go to a movie. :)
Yeah, a movie WOULD be wonderful.
Because the closest fast food places to us see a lot of out of state and out of country visitors, and because everyone in my four person household falls into the high risk category for Covid, we've been abstaining since the beginning of the outbreak, and will probably continue to do so for the foreseeable future. It sucks, but if it means one less way for someone I love to get sick and die, I'm willing to make sacrifices on their behalf.

15.08.2020 07:20:30
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
jamie fae
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
15.08.2020 07:49:22
jamie fae

I am surrounded by fast food. in a two mile radius, I have two Jack-n-the-Boxes, two Carl's Jr.s, two Burger Kings, McDonald's, Wendy's & Taco Bell. Not to mention Red Robin's & ALL the different Pizza places.

Covid-19 screwed up my birthday dinner, so I am going to go to Half Moon Bay Joe's & have a ribeye steak & a slice of the MOISTEST Chocolate cake on the planet. (I normally avoid chocolate cake because they are always too dry for me, but I will drive 20 miles each way for this one)

15.08.2020 07:49:22
STRAIGHT JACKET
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Atheista
15.08.2020 19:04:11
STRAIGHT JACKET

i love unemployment

15.08.2020 19:04:11
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
15.08.2020 19:09:43
jamie fae

I haven't worked since 2005, but I have been on disability since 2012.

15.08.2020 19:09:43
CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
16.08.2020 14:31:38
CinnamonSugar

STRAIGHT JACKET wrote:
i love unemployment
I don't. I was collecting it while I was furloughed. But once I was officially terminated, my employer announced they plan to pay me a $2,000 severance. This severance pay gets reported to Unemployment as income. So, I am no longer eligible for Unemployment benefits...even though $2,000 is not enough to live on long-term. This severance is also considered too high of an income to be eligible for food stamps or government sponsored health insurance. 

I haven't even actually received the severance payment yet & it's been 3 weeks. 

16.08.2020 14:31:38
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Miss Gendered
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Secville
16.08.2020 20:32:00
Miss Gendered

idk about y'all but where i am in the States, not much is different. I work at a supermarket thats still incredibly busy. Most customers are wearimg masks, but there are still a handful of them that don't. 
And now I have my fall semester starting in a week. >_> A coupld of my classes have been changed to be solely online, but i have a couple of studio and lab classes that have to be in-person .

16.08.2020 20:32:00
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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
16.08.2020 21:10:13
jamie fae

Here in San Mateo County, CA you have to wear a mask to get in anywhere, even Supermarkets! They are always busy & a LOT of stuff is out of stock, or they only have one brand. No body seems to be able to get 91% Rubbing Alcohol & MOST of the time they are even out of 70%.

16.08.2020 21:10:13
CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
25.08.2020 15:30:29
CinnamonSugar

jamie fae wrote:
a LOT of stuff is out of stock, or they only have one brand.
Or, they're unfamiliar brands. Sometimes I even see products in other languages,  like maybe they're importing products.

25.08.2020 15:30:29
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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