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Created
16.03.2020
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sexytania
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775403
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Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 11:50:59
Cum_Dumpster

Lena7 wrote:
Hey, do y’all think coronavirus is human made or a natural virus? I don’t even know what to think anymore

p.s. sorry if you’ve already talked about this :l
I actually read a really neat article earlier in the month about this very subject, it's definitely worth checking out!

02.07.2020 11:50:59
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
02.07.2020 16:54:00
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Speaking of genetic fun, how about that one time mammals ditched egg laying because they got an upgrade called the placenta from a retrovirus?

https://whyy.org/segments/the-placenta-went-viral-and-protomammals-were-born/

02.07.2020 16:54:00
They/Them 
peeslurper69
Level 137
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Posts: 2490
Atheista
02.07.2020 17:50:24
peeslurper69

i think humans should start laying eggs

02.07.2020 17:50:24
your reluctant optimist 
hooki
Level 40
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Posts: 222
Freethinkerland
06.07.2020 20:08:47
hooki

peeslurper69 wrote:
i think humans should start laying eggs
Would human eggs be tasty or nah?

06.07.2020 20:08:47
peeslurper69
Level 137
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Atheista
06.07.2020 20:16:07
peeslurper69

hooki wrote:
peeslurper69 wrote:
i think humans should start laying eggs
Would human eggs be tasty or nah?
hmm... hard to say.. im gonna go with yes because thats what i want the answer to be

06.07.2020 20:16:07
your reluctant optimist 
hooki
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 48008
Reputation: 23819
Posts: 222
Freethinkerland
06.07.2020 20:19:32
hooki

peeslurper69 wrote:
hooki wrote:
peeslurper69 wrote:
i think humans should start laying eggs
Would human eggs be tasty or nah?
hmm... hard to say.. im gonna go with yes because thats what i want the answer to be
It would be nice to have a tasty treat every month instead of a bloodbath between my thighs.

06.07.2020 20:19:32
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
06.07.2020 21:06:39
AlienPrinceFromVenus

hooki wrote:
peeslurper69 wrote:
hooki wrote:
peeslurper69 wrote:
i think humans should start laying eggs
Would human eggs be tasty or nah?
hmm... hard to say.. im gonna go with yes because thats what i want the answer to be
It would be nice to have a tasty treat every month instead of a bloodbath between my thighs.
You know what? You are so right.

06.07.2020 21:06:39
They/Them 
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1162
Atheista
07.07.2020 06:12:30
torrenoia

did anyone else never get a stimulus check or does the universe just hate me lol

07.07.2020 06:12:30
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224364
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Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
07.07.2020 16:34:29
CinnamonSugar

I just got an email from my apartment saying we should wear masks when we are working even if we are working from home....ha ha ha. 

I'm not working,  but if I was working from home,  why would I wear a mask? I love alone. I don't think I can catch it from video chatting a colleague. 

Edit 8th July (to avoid double posting): my former employer announced that it cannot afford to rehire me.

07.07.2020 16:34:29
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jamie fae
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
11.07.2020 21:39:15
jamie fae

CinnamonSugar wrote:
I just got an email from my apartment saying we should wear masks when we are working even if we are working from home....ha ha ha. 
I wonder what your apartment would think of these covid-19 masks! :)


11.07.2020 21:39:15

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