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Bimboland Prime Bimbo election update

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Created
05.06.2020
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Miss Bimbo
Crocheting Bimbo
Level 105
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 902350
Reputation: 169962
Posts: 1702
Freethinkerland
05.06.2020 19:06:56
Crocheting Bimbo

I am so disappointed at this point in time I will not be bothering to vote in the elections till we can prove we can have a honest election.

05.06.2020 19:06:56
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
05.06.2020 19:07:54
Ulvhild

The KnockAround wrote:
At this point, keep the PB bonuses going and vote your region. As always, vote early and vote often.  
Haha, I laughed so much when I saw this post. Thank you for that, The KnockAround, I really needed that laugh! :D

05.06.2020 19:07:54
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28941725
Reputation: 983090
Posts: 588
Secville
05.06.2020 22:27:16
Favourite Worst Nightmare

Thank you for listening to Ulvhild and implementing her idea - the minimum level for voting. But I think the future elections must also be monitored so that cheating can be prevented before announcing the PB. The cheating "bot" accounts need to be deleted.

Now I must say I am extremely disappointed, but not surprised, that you broke your promise about the state bonuses and you're even proudly promoting it!
A little reminder of what you said:



05.06.2020 22:27:16
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AishaNina
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32154
Reputation: 14466
Posts: 16
Secville
06.06.2020 05:26:01
AishaNina

honorscollege wrote:
This isn't going to be a popular sentiment but honestly.......................it's time to stop caring about this. Stop feeding the troll. Everyone was mad about the state bonuses last time and even though paying users cancelled their subscriptions en masse and shopworkers started giving out items basically for free, the only thing that changed was now TWO states gets bonuses instead of one. We all know Chris is fucking with us. And when he promises to meet our demands, he just goes back on it. It's time to start ignoring this. If Chris wants to make his userbase happy and make more money off this site, there are plenty of users who would love to work with him to make the site better. But that's not what he wants and there's nothing you can do to change it right now. Sorry.

The "politics" on this site are fundamentally broken - and we all know the PB is a purely symbolic position anyways and that the PB has no power. The game is better as just a dress-up game anyways.
I left this game many years ago when this "republic of bimboland" thing started. I came back about a month ago because the dress up game that I used to play, which I believe it was made by the other part of "My bimbo" team, decided to stop their activities. It's sad to see that not many things have changed here...every single event, whether the prime bimbo elections, drag queen contest, etc...is still full of drama. I still can't understand how people PAY to play this game! I don't really get it!


06.06.2020 05:26:01
devildiana
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1356096
Reputation: 156602
Posts: 5148
Freethinkerland
06.06.2020 15:53:54
devildiana

I'm very disappointed with this election fiasco :(

06.06.2020 15:53:54
Bimbo Bear
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 71989
Reputation: 33581
Posts: 209
Atheista
06.06.2020 20:15:29
Bimbo Bear

somehow, still better than the US electoral system? (by which i mean, at least it matters when people cheat!! i live in Georgia where my governor openly cheated to win the election, he's still in office)

06.06.2020 20:15:29
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Xtina_723
Level 148
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2578804
Reputation: 109136
Posts: 1773
Agnostica
06.06.2020 21:42:54
Xtina_723

I'm sorry, but will y'all ever do anything entirely right? You say right in the senatorship list of benefits that our money goes to improving the site, but fail to deliver on that promise.

You should be embarassed that this game has been around for as long as it has without an iron-clad fraud prevention system in place. The PB election has been advertised in the past as a way to win real money to boost Senatorship subscriptions. Favourite Worst Nightmare would've missed out on probably at least 500-600 dollars she rightfully earned if it hadn't been caught. That is NOT good at all.

And give up the Sweetasnuts/roleplaying garbage. It'd be weird enough even if we didn't have these complaints. But the time wasted on (pardon the expression) masturbatory self-insert fanfiction vibes while we wait for basic improvements is insulting to players who really want this game to thrive.

Instead of all the weird BL lore, focus on the actual infrastructure of the game. There's a new server apparently. Work on that. While updating the server, you might want to update the wiki as well btw. With a quick glance, I found a notable list of problems.

- The achievements info was never corrected to reflect the new values.
- The archaeologist badges were never added.
- There's no wiki page for the artifacts.
- The "Chests" page has no text.
- The "Public View" page has no text.
- The "Whishlist" typo has been on the wiki since I joined almost a year ago.

Oh and the "Tatoos and Piercing Total Value" typo is still on the Duel page and in our stats lists.

Just thought I'd give a reminder in case you care enough to be reading this thread. I do like this game. I wouldn't be here if I didn't. But damn son. Y'all make it so difficult to like the game when it could be so simple.

06.06.2020 21:42:54
♡ She/they. ♡
Starbuck
Level 63
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 199431
Reputation: 87702
Posts: 476
Atheista
07.06.2020 00:20:32
Starbuck

Bimbo Bear wrote:
somehow, still better than the US electoral system? (by which i mean, at least it matters when people cheat!! i live in Georgia where my governor openly cheated to win the election, he's still in office)
I laughed, but in like a dystopian way.

07.06.2020 00:20:32

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
07.06.2020 23:35:02
torrenoia

bimboland cringe compilation 2020

07.06.2020 23:35:02
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Marisol Corazon
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 321999
Reputation: 101412
Posts: 3275
Atheista
09.06.2020 03:08:44
Marisol Corazon

Wow. Nobody is twisting anyone's arm here. Is the drive to be a winner turning everyone into a wiener? Personally I have trouble reading about in my opinion raunchy and gross manifestos yet here I am everyday trying to make a pretty outfit and fulfill my tasks.
Is there no one that believes being a lady?  The real world is full of trolls. Maybe I am giving you all too much credit thinking the game should be a happy place.

09.06.2020 03:08:44
People outnumber bears in this world. Farmed salmon are poisonous.  Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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