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Bimboland Migration

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70
Created
25.06.2020
Author
Miss Bimbo
Miss Bimbo
Level 35
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 33351
Reputation: 38722
Posts: 210
bimbo-city
25.06.2020 15:55:02
Miss Bimbo


Dear Bimbos, Himbos and Ximbos.

It's been a long time since our last major update, mainly due to the coronavirus lock-down, which made everyone's life harder, but here it comes!

This time we don't have any new fun feature for you (a big one being worked on for the past few months and coming in late July/early August!), instead we are happy to announce:

migration to a new "beefy" server - no more lags (hopefully! ;))further optimization to speed things up even more - did I mention lags?many small improvements to make your time in Bimboland even more joyful (including long-awaited DQFC to PBFC name change!)


For all this to happen we will need to put your favourite website in a maintenance mode for a couple of hours around 10am-12pm BST this Saturday (June 27th).

After the migration is complete, our current server will only display maintenance mode screen, and for some of you the DNS records for bimbo.land may still point to the old server.

DNS propagation may take up to 72 hours (!) in some extreme cases.
For this reason we will provide an additional domain for this time so you can access the new server (there will be a link to follow displayed in the old server, if you happen to still access it after migration).

This additional domain will only be temporary and will be taken down once the DNS propagation is complete for everyone.



25.06.2020 15:55:02

honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885818
Reputation: 139922
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
25.06.2020 15:59:37
honorscollege

Thank you for announcing this ahead of time so artifacts don't go to waste!

25.06.2020 15:59:37
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25259963
Reputation: 262412
Posts: 4172
Antitheocra
25.06.2020 16:00:41
Sandi Lut

Election results?
What about your promise to cancel the perks for the state that provides the Prime Bimbo?
How about that sickening term for deleting your profile?

25.06.2020 16:00:41
Happiness is inside yourself

Bella de la Peste
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17187
Reputation: 14102
Posts: 181
Agnostica
25.06.2020 16:07:48
Bella de la Peste

Happy with the early announce and our new server, thank you!
Hope other new things we all have discussed and you have promised came soon too.

25.06.2020 16:07:48
                                          
Anyway
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14836
Reputation: 8015
Posts: 97
Secville
25.06.2020 16:20:54
Anyway

That's great!

25.06.2020 16:20:54
Bases  SrPikachu
Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28941725
Reputation: 983090
Posts: 588
Secville
25.06.2020 16:22:31
Favourite Worst Nightmare

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25.06.2020 16:22:31
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LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10828546
Reputation: 591144
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
25.06.2020 16:45:31
LillyAnn

Finally some good news. Hopefully you didn't leave compromised players who tested new server with access to it.

25.06.2020 16:45:31

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
25.06.2020 17:11:18
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Bella de la Peste wrote:
Happy with the early announce and our new server, thank you!
Hope other new things we all have discussed and you have promised came soon too.
Hear hear! Thank you for keeping the tone of this announcement apropriate as well.

25.06.2020 17:11:18
They/Them 
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7666605
Reputation: 321438
Posts: 1626
Agnostica
25.06.2020 17:19:53
craigslist-stripper

i am genuinely really happy to see scheduled server maintenance announced!!! are you getting rid of the election bonuses in this big update, too? or changing the “bimbo suicide” thing?

the name name change for the PBFC finally being implemented is great, and the new server as well, but these are all incredibly basic things you should have been on top of from the start. you are making $1000 a month off of senatorships alone, these changes shouldnt have taken almost half a year to be made in the first place

25.06.2020 17:19:53

Amatoe_Korami
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30014
Reputation: 21809
Posts: 9
Atheista
25.06.2020 19:10:29
Amatoe_Korami

Omg! We're moving to new domen??? It's cool!!!

25.06.2020 19:10:29
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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