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Level 27
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 14486
Reputation: 4468
Posts: 165
11.02.2016 12:09:45


Somebody wrote me a message to tell me 'this games shit'. 

I replied that they are wrong. is not a game. 
Its an internet country. 
A democratic experiment and a ruddy good bit of fun.
But to call it a game is to undermine

Bimbo land to me is much more than a 'game'. 
Its a place where i can live freely from the social and political pressures I faced in my previous life.
Before I moved to Bimbo land I used to live in England. However there I  faced a lot of discrimination and abuse in my every day life due to my 12 inch penis, my love of my own body and my beautiful face.
People stigmatized against me and my fellow bimbo friends. I was not free to have pectoral implants and copious amounts of casual sex. 
I felt alone and repressed. 

And so I decided to emigrate to Bimbo land. 
Here I have found a new life in a place where i am free to walk with a limp and hang out with likeminded himbos and bimbos.
This is MY NEW HOME. And not a game for goodness sakes. 

11.02.2016 12:09:45
If you independently choose to register and spend your time on a Bimbo roleplay site  AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged about some of the roleplay content in Bimboland then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

You enjoy roleplaying with your own Bimbo so let us also enjoy roleplaying with our own Bimboland nation.

Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5571
Reputation: 2047
Posts: 74
12.02.2016 02:31:52

I agree with you. I'm going to run for Prime Bimbo next term so I can help make this internet nation as realistic as possible. I don't think people are serious enough and see it as a "game", and it's NOT! We need the right people in office!

12.02.2016 02:31:52
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Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13701
Reputation: 4507
Posts: 172
12.02.2016 02:58:12

My sisters told me,this is not a game..its a cool way of life :)
and I agree wif them 

12.02.2016 02:58:12
I never wander far like a little butterfly... and everyone else  I wuv everyone in Bimbolands :) 

B..Be and Live in the Moment of Life
I..Immerse yourself in everything that makes life fun!
M..Many roads to travel in life..but you can always come home to here.
B..Be Lovable,Kind,Thoughtful
O..Outstanding Bimbos Dwell Here!
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2773
Reputation: 1750
Posts: 46
14.02.2016 13:46:32

Wow, MissBimbo has really changed. Seems to be more 'uniting' now.

14.02.2016 13:46:32
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 217
Reputation: 184
Posts: 8
01.07.2016 19:28:22

I get that all but it could be made a little more fun to the game 

01.07.2016 19:28:22
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1587
Reputation: 1233
Posts: 49
06.07.2016 01:23:57

Yeah in other countries and nations, there is more to do than just talk to people and work and go to the gym. We have fun things too! If this is a real nation, and you want it to be as accurate as possible, it should reflect all parts of life, especially the fun ones that make up culture and the reason we love where we live. 

06.07.2016 01:23:57
"Life is not about finding yourself - it's about creating yourself. Who do you want to be?"
George Bernard Shaw
Level 71
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 275529
Reputation: 95956
Posts: 988
19.07.2016 20:04:59

I want the old game back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want her hair, her home, her boyfriend, want to edit the clothes in time to wear and to use all the items in my closet, I new themes with new clothes, hair and makeup ... miss the old site
Okay, I cried ... unburdened.

19.07.2016 20:04:59

Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9868
Reputation: 5082
Posts: 1307
29.07.2016 20:18:27

It seems a nation in civil war...,

29.07.2016 20:18:27
Keep your enemies close....
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 305180
Reputation: 51867
Posts: 5358
30.07.2016 01:39:17

BrunetteBimbo wrote:
It seems a nation in civil war...,
Yes, that what is it is

30.07.2016 01:39:17

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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