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Trina Jameson
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3118
Reputation: 2391
Posts: 652
17.10.2015 15:32:21
Trina Jameson

All the time.
I'm super clumsy and ditsy by nature.

17.10.2015 15:32:21
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë
Edith Midturn
Level 3
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30
Reputation: 79
Posts: 13
18.10.2015 21:17:21
Edith Midturn

I haven't had any true embarrassing moments in a long time, but I recently got paint all over a vintage Bill Blass jumpsuit I had, so that definitely counts! -_- 

18.10.2015 21:17:21
chrystal calore
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3767
Reputation: 2857
Posts: 666
20.10.2015 22:46:45
chrystal calore

Most of the time, I just think something I did was soooo embarrassing but it turns out people practically downtrend notice.

20.10.2015 22:46:45
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257978
Posts: 7216
21.10.2015 05:53:11

I need to pee really bad , and I was wearing a very short skirt.   So I pulled down my panties, and thought I lifted my skirt high enough, but alas, I got the back of my skirt all wet on my rush to sit on the toilet.   That was an awful walk of shame to my car and then when I got to it, I hesitated.   I didn't want to sit in my car with a pee soaked skirt on.
So I slipped it off and drove home in only my panties.  I shutter to think what the people in taller  transportation was thinking about me as they looked down into my car and my path of total embarrassment.   Every traffic light I cringed and wished I was invisible all the way home.   Driving a noticeable car didn't work out very well for me.   The truck drivers showed too much appreciation with air horns.......   (local drivers know me to well, GURRR)  
     It was not  a good drive home.   It seemed I was a bad driver to everyone else on the road, with truck horns blaring at me while stopped at red lights; and not just a very wet woman needing a change of clothes while obeying all traffic laws.   What else can you do, but put on a brave face, and thank God a passenger wasn't with me to hear my colorful language at the drivers with obvious road rage.   I wasn't interested in driving against the law as most drivers seem to be willing to risk.  I was naked and smelled like pee.   I want just to get home without any more trauma and take a bath..............  
            The last thing I needed was a traffic ticket in my panties to cap off a very bad moment of the human experience of utter embarrassment.

21.10.2015 05:53:11
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Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40
Reputation: 64
Posts: 3
21.10.2015 06:50:12

I'm supposed to act pretty professional irl & it's really hard for me because I'm so excitable and dorky ;o;

21.10.2015 06:50:12

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