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Created
22.02.2017
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valzaboss
lillyfee
Level 163
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3417490
Reputation: 392753
Posts: 7429
Freethinkerland
24.02.2017 11:09:18
lillyfee

out demons out!

24.02.2017 11:09:18
JoJo2413
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403
Reputation: 379
Posts: 16
Reasonopia
24.02.2017 16:15:37
JoJo2413

Hahahahahahahahaha whoaaa girls, chill XD
I'm sure she was simply bored and wanted to be entertained. No need to go all savage on her XD XD

24.02.2017 16:15:37
valzaboss
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5325
Reputation: 2533
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
24.02.2017 18:50:08
valzaboss

JoJo2413 wrote:
Hahahahahahahahaha whoaaa girls, chill XD
I'm sure she was simply bored and wanted to be entertained. No need to go all savage on her XD XD [end quote]

[Valzaboss wrote: ] omg thanks ,finally someone smart here!that's what it is but some people can't understand it

[Prime Bimbo edit for clarity of 'who' said 'what'. No changes to text made.]



24.02.2017 18:50:08
boss
valzaboss
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5325
Reputation: 2533
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
24.02.2017 18:50:56
valzaboss

lillyfee wrote:
out demons out!
im gonna possess you 

24.02.2017 18:50:56
boss
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
24.02.2017 22:04:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm going to make a joke ; Inspired by valzaBoss :

Q: What do you call a 't'Rump-loving man's mistress?

A: A second cousin [ valza.II ]


Can everyone say, " MUTI- Account Cheater !!!! ", with me?

  Signed,

 Prime Bimbo HeavenLeighBimbo.

  

[ I'm waiting a day to toss her in jail, and her other account's too.  I think it would be entertaining for everyone to watch how a criminal get's all 'indignant' when CAUGHT. 

   I want to see what she has to say for herself, when more than a few player's have suspected her crime's long before now.  I would say how I caught her,  but it is a State Secret.  I have proof now, and I would share that proof with Senator's if asked. At this time I am the only elected official with access to the server's administrator. Again you will have to trust me on this investigation, until some of you become politically active in Bimboland's too.  ]

   What Valza has to say about her behavior, will determine how long she is banned. She get's the last word before her punishment begin's, and I will allow her to pick a single account to keep after jail.

   That is my final ruling.

There is no reason anyone needs to cheat to become popular or fashionable. Bimboland's work's better when everyone act's with a true moral compass.

 A Quote by Micah.

                 The founding Mistress of Bimboland's. 


24.02.2017 22:04:19
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JoJo2413
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403
Reputation: 379
Posts: 16
Reasonopia
25.02.2017 08:18:23
JoJo2413

Don't drag me into this, Valza ;-;
I'm a peaceful and broke bimbo who talks too much and thought that they were being a little harsh on you for a simple joke. There obviously seems to be some bad history between you girls and I'm weak to salt. Kinda like a worm now that i think about it...
Anyways, you're all lovely creatures and I'm just checking out your bimbos like danngg. 
I talk too much. O.O 
Sorry guys. 

25.02.2017 08:18:23
lillyfee
Level 163
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3417490
Reputation: 392753
Posts: 7429
Freethinkerland
25.02.2017 10:42:47
lillyfee

i am used that some players offend me!
But to possess me (valza) is absolutely impossible and makes no sense!

i remember a bot spamming me with 15 000 dirty stinky fingers
its gone and over,
others ignored my advices to keep a moral codex while playing,
they offended me with postings , that i ignore now.
Soon they will find it boring to spread their nonsense openly furtherhin!
Time is on our site and a real good prime Bombo!!!!!

25.02.2017 10:42:47
Hypnotica
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10306
Reputation: 3135
Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
25.02.2017 14:02:23
Hypnotica

JoJo2413 wrote:
Don't drag me into this, Valza ;-;
I'm a peaceful and broke bimbo who talks too much and thought that they were being a little harsh on you for a simple joke. There obviously seems to be some bad history between you girls and I'm weak to salt. Kinda like a worm now that i think about it...
Anyways, you're all lovely creatures and I'm just checking out your bimbos like danngg. 
I talk too much. O.O 
Sorry guys. 
I Think You Might Mean Like A Snail. Snails Are The Ones That Fizz Up If Salted.XD

25.02.2017 14:02:23
"Well, yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don't really care. My own mother... thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt."
JoJo2413
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403
Reputation: 379
Posts: 16
Reasonopia
25.02.2017 14:45:24
JoJo2413

Oh crap. 
That was embarrasing, I need to learn my creepy crawlies. 
Anyways thanks XD


25.02.2017 14:45:24
Ratchet
Level 5
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 171
Reputation: 236
Posts: 18
Atheista
25.02.2017 20:00:26
Ratchet

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25.02.2017 20:00:26

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