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Any reptile lovers/owners here?

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21.11.2019
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Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
22.11.2019 06:43:32
Cum_Dumpster

Yeah, I can't say I've ever had much interest in eating another predatory animal(I believe the only exception to this is seafood?). Though it's also not a part of my culture, and we don't have alligators coming out of our ears over here.
That being said, I also turned my nose up to scrambled ostrich eggs, so maybe I'm just picky!
Crocs aside, I actually really love these, they're call Tokay Gecko's:
Supposedly they can also be kinda grumpy, and have quite the bite, but they're soooo cute!
Interestingly enough, US soldiers stationed in Vietnam call them the "Fuck You Lizard" because their call sounds a lot like the insult :D

22.11.2019 06:43:32
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Freethinkerland
22.11.2019 07:31:24
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@^   That is funny,   I want one just for the insulting sound.   !!!!!    
  I knew someone that taught a parrot nothing but 'swearing word's'.


   It was the 'life of the party' to be honest !!!!!!
   That parrot was smart,  and called people name's you cant even write in Bimboland's..........
   It liked some people,  but not other's and that was what made it so amusing at drunken parties........
   New people.....   OMG   you never knew what it would say to them........
    I was mostly offered a sexual encounter by the bird....   weird,   but obviously not possible.
   Stupid raptor's, 'birds are' when speaking............
  The host kept it in a cage right next to the door....    It announced everyone entering the home.
     with :
              "something very rude, and un-called-for"
  I had very mean friend's, when I was young..........  giving it hit's... of drug's.
Animal cruelty,  when it likely was older, than anyone in the room. and our elder-bird-babysitter.
         Parrot's are nasty pet's even under the best care and attention.   Yet, also as old as lizards in evolution.

22.11.2019 07:31:24
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Freethinkerland
22.11.2019 13:28:38
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I LOVEEEE TOKAY GECKOS!!! Omg I wanted one soo bad just just because they had that “ fuck you attitude “ but I’m a super scary cat when it comes to their bite, so I’ll just stick when the cute, calm, & boring Crescent Gecko lol 

22.11.2019 13:28:38

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Agnostica
23.11.2019 14:22:31
Alexis92

I've been trying to convince my husband to get a snake for a while, no luck. But I don't know which one would be best for us yet

23.11.2019 14:22:31
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Freethinkerland
25.11.2019 01:11:57
Cum_Dumpster

Alexis92 wrote:
I've been trying to convince my husband to get a snake for a while, no luck. But I don't know which one would be best for us yet
I would recommend doing some research online, as the answer to that question definitely varies from person to person, but I've found a lot of helpful folks on there that are much more knowledgeable than myself.

Also, onthe subject of the lovely "fuck you lizards", I found these pics a while back, but they're relevant.
Apparently they can be quite "lippy" bwahahahahaha!!!
P.S. The boy was fine, he was probably just trying to play with the gecko and got way more than he bargained for!

25.11.2019 01:11:57
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