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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland 29/3/2020

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29.03.2020
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Miss Bimbo
LezBooty
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Atheista
30.03.2020 02:24:45
LezBooty

Well, and I thought things were gonna go down a pretty decent path after the last announcement I saw showed some good improvements, and now this. I'm almost impressed by your ability to figure out the exact changes no one wants, and get seemingly every single person on the site to hate you.

30.03.2020 02:24:45
i'm too introverted for this.
(She/Her)
Favourite Worst Nightmare
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Secville
30.03.2020 04:03:06
Favourite Worst Nightmare

Miss Bimbo wrote:
The major problem we face right now is 'how to share and devolve power' between the President and the Prime Bimbo.
The major problem is that you refuse to listen to anyone giving you great advice and constructive criticism. You continue to be all talk no action and the worst thing is that this nonsense you're talking about is meaningless and won't change any of the real problems!
What actually needs to be changed is:

PBFC: Voting system is not fair, actual official name change in badges and on the contest page - they still say DQFC.Boob job: Fix the shop problem so new items for the boob job can be added OR put a warning where the feature is so that people know they'll lose clothes if they spend 500 diamonds for this.Site lags: This happens so often. Is anyone working on this? We need to be warned about the crashes because we lose our artifacts when they happen.Communication: Actually talk to the PB (currently me) and let them know of your plans so that they can talk to the players about them and avoid making unwanted changes. I'm not saying you have to listen to every idea, but it would be good to reach a compromise at least. Because... : torrenoia wrote:
and did our prime bimbo approve of or suggest these changes?
No, I did not. I didn't even know about them because the last time we discussed anything was before the previous announcement:
https://bimbo.land/forum/announcement-from-miss-bimbo-president-of-bimboland/t3734?page=1

We discussed that one and I was happy Chris listened to me about the election problem and the PBFC. The rest were his ideas that I went along with. Those ideas are now here in more detail. Details I didn't know about and definitely would not approve. Like Prime Bimbos concubine, Sexual Affairs Minister?? No one asked for that! Other minister roles I can see applied to like shop workers and FGs I guess, so I don't have a problem with those as titles but that change is so minor. It's not something we should focus on. Foreign Affairs Minister... I hope that's a paid job.
Changing rules for each state will create chaos.
Only senators voting in state elections? That's not democracy!
The rest, like SMs changing flags, again, no one asked for that, it's not something we need.

30.03.2020 04:03:06
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TokiKonoe
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Freethinkerland
30.03.2020 08:31:07
TokiKonoe

Why are these unwanted political changes pushed so hard instead of fixing the real issues that FWN just mentioned above? Literally nobody here asked for new ministers or any weird sexual roleplay. 

Letting only senators to vote in SM elections doesn't make any sense either. As honorscollege mentioned this: what would happen to Reasonopia which has 2 candidates (honorscollege and jamie fae) running and 1 inactive senator (vivi bambi) who is very unlikely to log in on a voting day? I haven't seen vivi bambi logged in for months. It would obviously mean a tie in elections, would they both become SM's of Reasonopia or what?  This change wouldn’t work even in bigger states such as Freethinkerland. We have more senators but pretty many of them are inactive too.

Since you seem to have some resources to push these political changes, please use them instead to make changes that people actually want. If you can't listen to the players, listen to the prime bimbo.

Majority of us aren’t playing this game to become Foreign affairs minister so we can advertise Your site for free. We are playing to achieve goals and badges, to join and be able to win a monthly contest. We play to dress up our bimbos. These changes aren't improving the game play at all! They are absolutely useless or making things worse. Please put your focus on fixing the problems that affect the game play.

It is very obvious that you have absolutely no idea why players (payers) are on this site.


30.03.2020 08:31:07
fiska0
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Agnostica
30.03.2020 18:02:06
fiska0

Omg, I can't even express how dumb (and messy) these ideas are :D
I am not convinced to spend a f**King cent here as you do not provide any special features for Senators

30.03.2020 18:02:06
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
30.03.2020 21:51:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love watching 'Train-wreaks'...
Can I say ,"  I told you so.......   YET,? "

  Every promise will NOT BE KEPT.
        In fact this current announcement was everything I warned the owner, about doing.....
   It seems so odd to me, he is so self destructive where Bimboland's is concerned.
   There is not much anyone can do, when the President of Bimboland's is purely INSANE.

30.03.2020 21:51:18
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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
30.03.2020 22:28:28
Alexstrasza

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I love watching 'Train-wreaks'...
Can I say ,"  I told you so.......   YET,? "

  Every promise will NOT BE KEPT.
        In fact this current announcement was everything I warned the owner, about doing.....
   It seems so odd to me, he is so self destructive where Bimboland's is concerned.
   There is not much anyone can do, when the President of Bimboland's is purely INSANE.
You need eyebrows sweetie.

30.03.2020 22:28:28
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Cliv
Level 55
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Freethinkerland
31.03.2020 00:42:10
Cliv

This is unbelievable. Yet, I'm not surprised...
We couldn't expect less coming from you.

31.03.2020 00:42:10
 Currently working on my Fighter badge  

GuessImBimboNow
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Status: Citizen
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Posts: 5
Atheista
31.03.2020 08:36:53
GuessImBimboNow

The new sexual role update feels like it was made up by a 13 year old weeb on Tumblr.

31.03.2020 08:36:53
uwu
lillyfee
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Freethinkerland
31.03.2020 12:37:07
lillyfee

Mr Trump, Mister Bolsonaro, Kim Jong Ill 
and Victor Orban will laugh about Bimboland..
To sit with these Leaders at one and the same desk
is a dream that belongs to kind of  Disneyland.
Virtual reality is not the top of good fantasies
Real life is much more then a  little bit 
of "Humanistic Turbo Capitalistic Gaming"

31.03.2020 12:37:07
glitchflower
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Atheista
31.03.2020 20:22:50
glitchflower

"3) Each state minister will have the chance to alter their states flags and identities as they see fit "

What does this even mean? People pick their states for a reason and if the identities of the states are subject to change then there's no reason to have state pride or belong to one state altogether. If state identities can change, then changing states should be free too


31.03.2020 20:22:50
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