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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland 29/3/2020

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Telaphone
Telaphone
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 310695
Reputation: 56236
Posts: 423
Agnostica
Telaphone
29.03.2020 17:31:33
Telaphone
MLK would be proud of you aping his speech and totally inspiring no one.

29.03.2020 17:31:33
torrenoia
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39683
Posts: 1162
Atheista
torrenoia
29.03.2020 18:04:48
torrenoia
and did our prime bimbo approve of or suggest these changes? 

29.03.2020 18:04:48
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Xtina_723
Xtina_723
Level 148
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2578804
Reputation: 109136
Posts: 1773
Agnostica
Xtina_723
29.03.2020 18:17:51
Xtina_723
The sexual content in this announcement is so disgusting and unnecessary. And concubines? Really? You're not even just horny on main. You're horny on an account that is supposed to be professionally representing a website. You should be embarassed of your behavior. We did not consent to some dude projecting weird sexual fantasties into this site's political system.

Only Senators voting will make future elections an absolute shitshow. There's smaller states have very few Senators. How can voting results be trusted to represent anything when 5/6 Senators vote for themselves, for example. One or two votes from close friends could sway the whole election, and then Citizens have to put up with them for months.

Every single time y'all fix anything you find ways to mess 5 more things up. Change that. Now.

29.03.2020 18:17:51
♡ She/they. ♡
lovethii
lovethii
Level 37
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 38543
Reputation: 14922
Posts: 31
Agnostica
lovethii
29.03.2020 18:45:37
lovethii

Prime Bimbos concubine - responsible for making sure the Prime Bimbo is sexually fulfilled at all times

Sexual Affairs Minister - responsible for making sure Bimbo citizens are having wild and safe sexual fun
Omg and you are the original founder of Bimboland ? I love being here, and when i read this, i'm just scared about the future of this game. I don't want Bimboland to be a depraved playground. :/
Please don't do that.
I'm not here for sexual stuff AT ALL. I'm here for beautiful outfits, for creativity, to see people creating worlds with their bimbos, i'm not here because i'm horny, so please stop.

29.03.2020 18:45:37
It's not a dress-up game, it's an Art place
AlienPrinceFromVenus
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
AlienPrinceFromVenus
29.03.2020 19:12:49
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Did you know, that a bunch of celebrities made a video compilation of them singing John Lennon's Imagine. That was supposed to make us feel better about covid-19 apparently. And did you know, that those celebrities had net worths of millions? And did you know, that medical facilities all over the world are running out of supplies? And did you know, that wealth hoarders are absolute scum, and we are lucky that there are at least some people, like Rihanna, with means and money willing to stop whining about how alone they feel in their million dollar mansion and who put their money where their mouth is. Into helping everyone.

Do you see the point yet? No? Ok, let me spell it out for you. I get it, you like money. Fine. You're free to make your pay to play dress up game, whatever. But there are better things for me to put my money into right now, than a game that claims to be "democratic" but really wants to be a plutocracy. (It means a government ruled by the wealthy few, babe.)

~Cheers <3

29.03.2020 19:12:49
They/Them 
railophone
railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71395
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
railophone
29.03.2020 19:30:03
railophone
Chris, please stop being a child and grow the fuck up. You have repeatedly ignored our wishes, and when we thought you might have changed even just a little, you come to us with this shit. 

People who put revenue or money over the well-being of their consumer base may make initial profit, but those profits will dwindle. No one wants to pay to be treated like like trash. We respect companies that put the well-being of their employees and happiness of their customers first. And ultimately, those are the companies that we want to see thrive. 

Don’t be the person that drives Bimboland into the ground. You have seen the amount of people who canceled their subscriptions the last time you pulled some stupid nonsense. You’re just doing the same shit and inciting the same anger you did last time, but this time the cherry on top was appropriating MLK’s speech to do it. 

Disgusting. 


Edit: Please remove my curse words if it’s deemed excessive, FGs. I will understand. Thanks for your work. 



29.03.2020 19:30:03
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
cyberbully
cyberbully
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42311
Reputation: 24213
Posts: 108
Atheista
cyberbully
29.03.2020 22:17:33
cyberbully
chris go to horny jail

29.03.2020 22:17:33

Juggalo Rights
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13653
Posts: 276
Atheista
Juggalo Rights
29.03.2020 22:27:06
Juggalo Rights
chris you were on a really good track with positive changes. there are people on this site willing to give you money. but people wanting to pay for a subscription should come from enjoyment of the game, NOT some kind of pay to play bullshit.

you can't go from your fantasy democracy civil rights roleplay directly to talking about enacting what is essentially a poll tax.

29.03.2020 22:27:06
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cheval de pussy
cheval de pussy
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4530
Reputation: 3520
Posts: 16
Reasonopia
cheval de pussy
29.03.2020 23:50:45
cheval de pussy
This is a disgrace, to put it quite simply. I don't know what makes you think the citizens of Bimboland want any part in "concubines" or anything of the sort. The only sexual content I've ever really seen on here from users is either joking between friends or the sexy outfits create, which, at the end of the day, are judged based on creativity and fashion sense, not how horny they make people (because honestly, who's looking at the bimbo avatars and getting their rocks off?) To be quite honest, this sites userbase seems to be less sexual and more mature than the site's design itself. This is appalling.

29.03.2020 23:50:45
Cum_Dumpster
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154492
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
Cum_Dumpster
30.03.2020 01:14:58
Cum_Dumpster
I have no words for this nonsense, so here's another meme to describe my feelings instead:


30.03.2020 01:14:58
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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