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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland 29/3/2020

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29.03.2020
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Miss Bimbo
Miss Bimbo
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bimbo-city
29.03.2020 12:46:06
Miss Bimbo

Hello fellow bimbo sexy beasts,

This is a quick announcement to elaborate further on the recent changes in Bimboland.

Ultimately it is my goal here to create a unified Bimbo nation. We are being ambitious and trying to do something that has never ever been done before ie create a democratic online nation. Disrupting the world order so to speak. 
Essentially it is our aim to evolve and grow and create a community that is a wonderful functioning healthy government and society.
Nobody has ever attempted anything like this before and so we have no one else we can follow or learn from. We are pioneers. Bimbo pioneers together as one -

I have a dream that Bimboland can become a force for good in the world.
I have a dream that one day we will have a nation of 1 billion Bimbos.
I have a dream that the Prime Bimbo will be dealing with a budget of millions of Dollars every term.
I have a dream that our Prime Bimbo will sit alongside leaders of other great nations and companies. 
 
But that is a long way off and we have a lot of work to do.
Currently we are learning via trial and error. So please be patient. We WILL make mistakes. Its is bimbo nature. 
Like any new nation we face many problems - but together and with patience we will overcome them. Ask not what Bimboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Bimboland. 

The major problem we face right now is 'how to share and devolve power' between the President and the Prime Bimbo.

It is my opinion that a good President is seen but not heard and ultimately must devolve as much power as is possible to the Prime Bimbo and the Bimbo government and citizens.
So from now on the President and Prime Bimbo will communicate weekly by email or chat.
Furthermore the President will ONLY communicate with the Prime Bimbo.
It is, after all, the Prime Bimbos role to represent the everyday bimbo citizen. 

All other communication with the Presidents team should be conducted via the very capable President's Chief Communications officer - Kimsim.

Currently the Bimboland political structure is as follows -

Presidential Staff ( or Team president )
These bimbos are unelected and are chosen based on their skillset by the President

Miss Bimbo - President of the Beautiful republic of Bimboland
Sachem - Presidents Development Chief 
Kimsim - Presidents Communications chief
Sweetasnuts - Presidents personal masseur and tremendously well endowed sex object


Prime Bimbos Staff (or team PB)

Prime Bimbo - the democratically elected head of Bimboland
       Bimbo Patrol - chosen by the Prime Bimbo to enforce law and protect civility

State Ministers - heads of each state
Bimbo Senators
Bimbo Citizens


The President and Prime Bimbo are currently discussing creating these new future governmental positions but ultimately it will be up to the Prime Bimbo to decide on new government ministers eg 

Home Affairs Minister - to be responsible for managing the Bimbo patrol and internal affairs

Foreign Affairs Minister - to be responsible for
a) protecting Bimbos all over the world eg in Facebookland, redditland, tumblrland, instaland etc
b) promoting and representing Bimboland on the international stage and bringing Bimbos home

Prime Bimbos concubine - responsible for making sure the Prime Bimbo is sexually fulfilled at all times

Sexual Affairs Minister - responsible for making sure Bimbo citizens are having wild and safe sexual fun

Fashion and beauty Minister - responsible for making sure Bimboland is maintained as the most beautiful place in the world

Further changes to empower State Ministers and senators are also in the pipeline

1) Each senator and state Minister will be invited to promote themselves, their plans and their future 'bimbo governmental team' on their profile in order to let the Bimbo community what they will bring to Bimboland should they get elected to represent our great nation.

2) Each state minister will have the ability to change the rules of their state forums and to choose their own 'state patrol'

3) Each state minister will have the chance to alter their states flags and identities as they see fit

4) Senators are the heart and soul of Bimboland. They are the bimbos whom provide the revenue that supports the government and as such they are THE most important bimbo citizens. Its only right that their profiles reflect this. 

5) We are considering allowing only senators to vote in state elections. All Bimbo citizens to vote in Prime Bimbo elections but senators only in state elections. This is our way to make sure that the most important revenue paying Bimbos get to shape Bimboland 

As always we look forward to your thoughts and opinions on these issues,

lots of love

Miss Bimbo
Founder and President of the Beautiful republic of Bimboland. And most beautiful woman currently alive on this planet. 


29.03.2020 12:46:06

Bimkko
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Atheista
29.03.2020 12:57:25
Bimkko

"only senators to vote in state elections" aight so this aint a democracy just a government of the rich, got it
i get that you need money to run the site but maybe make it that people who do participate financially get bonuses, not the ones that don't have maluses, the reverse is a great way to make your casual players and poor ones turn away from the site and reduce your traffic

also pleeease keep the roleplay out of important site announcements, this is so uncomfortable to read

29.03.2020 12:57:25
Kami_Rayne
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Freethinkerland
29.03.2020 13:41:18
Kami_Rayne

If senators are "THE most important" because they are "the bimbos whom provide the revenue", why are there ads on every page? 
Look, I understand the intention but balk at the poorly worded execution. 

And if communication is going to be private between you and the PB, at least a monthly update so the rest of us, the unimportant peons of BL, can know what's up would be cool.

29.03.2020 13:41:18
Started from the bottom, now I'm ... oh wait, I'm still at the bottom.
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
29.03.2020 13:49:19
honorscollege

5) We are considering allowing only senators to vote in state elections. All Bimbo citizens to vote in Prime Bimbo elections but senators only in state elections. This is our way to make sure that the most important revenue paying Bimbos get to shape Bimboland
Hm, is this why the word "democratic" was removed from the site title and replaced with "beautiful"? 

Only senators can run for State Minister. This is privilege enough. Besides, what's a small state like Reasonopia supposed to do? We have three senators, two of which are running for SM. 

29.03.2020 13:49:19
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
29.03.2020 14:22:14
Sandi Lut

Geez did you type that with a hard on? You make this seem more like a cheap porn site than a community that loves dressing up. And the changes seem ridiculous. I won't even bother to go into them. Next time you address us maybe wank off first or get laid first so we don't have to be bothered by how horny you are.
This is just sickening!

29.03.2020 14:22:14
Happiness is inside yourself

Ulvhild
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Secville
29.03.2020 14:35:47
Ulvhild

Just as we FGs are trying to make forum rules that everyone agrees upon, and inviting the opinions of all Bimboland players, Miss Bimbo just decides that the forum shouldn't have one set of rules, but 7? One for each state and one for, I assume, the rest? Why? How? That's nothing but impractical and confusing for everyone.

And why on earth would you want only senators to be able to vote in SM elections? You have made a game that people can choose to pay for, but not have to pay for, so unless you change the game completely and make it only possible to play if you pay you can't go ahead and value a few and proceed to ignore the majority of the player base. That's not only unfair, but also downright stupid.

What's the point of a Home Affairs Minister? The jobs you list under this are already handled by the Prime Bimbo, there's no need for another person to do this.

As for the Foreign Affairs Minister, this is just silly. If you want to promote the game you have to pay for it, it's that simple: Pay for advertisements like every other online game (owner) does.

The latter three I will dismiss as bad jokes.

29.03.2020 14:35:47
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Namastis
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Secville
29.03.2020 14:46:56
Namastis

Totally agree with everything what was said. Plus - people clearly said we don't want any sexual role play here, it is fine but in dedicated thread. So why the heck you try to force it so strongly? 
Anyway, I tried to read it three times already and my only one question is - do you even know your own product and understand what your customers want? 

29.03.2020 14:46:56
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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Atheista

this sucks

29.03.2020 15:50:32

Gessyca
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Freethinkerland
29.03.2020 16:15:08
Gessyca

So I don't intend on paying for a senatorship, and a bunch of people have been cancelling their's. How is shutting the majority out a good idea when so many are already frustrated with you?

29.03.2020 16:15:08

manicpixiedreamgrl
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Posts: 12
Atheista
29.03.2020 16:35:33
manicpixiedreamgrl

as someone who "provides the revenue" for bimboland (god, even saying that feels like pure clownery) i don't want special privileges or for other bimbos who don't have the financial resources to be locked out of certain features on the site (i just want 20 outfit slots......). i want my money to go towards site improvements, like improving the bandwidth or paying for additional coders so EVERYONE can have more features.

also, it's been said a million times, but the sexual roleplaying needs to stop. it makes it impossible to take ANYTHING you say seriously.

29.03.2020 16:35:33

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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