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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland 08/01/21

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Bimkko
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Atheista
09.01.2021 11:45:54
Bimkko

That's a relief, but I wish the original post had that stated already.

I think the "role-play" aspect of updates of the website really make the details of said updates hard to understand, if the original post had simply stated something akin to "The Bimbo Police will be renamed Fashion Police" we wouldn't have to enquire about it, and you also wouldn't have to go ask through email for the details.
Communication on this website between the players and the staff is really janky in my opinion and really doesn't help ease the tensions we can observe in this thread. 

I guess it isn't my place to give any preaching on this, but Mariolk did say, if I understood correctly, that discussion was welcome as long as it was done politely and respectifully, so I'll express a concern of mine that relates to this detail of the post: I believe that, was the roleplay toned down in announcements, the response would already be much smoother in tone. It's hard as a simple player to react calmly when all the enquiries on issues we have with the website are answered to in a weird jokey manner, and any actual changes of the website are expressed so vaguely that we can't understand what they mean and need staff to precise the next day what was intended. When presented with a very ridiculously toned original post, the response will probebly be similar in seriousness. Maybe if the roleplay is a core element that Chris deems necessary it would be beneficial that the other admins proofread his posts before they are put to the public, as any other PR is done: one person can hardly see where their intentions are not conveyed properly through text, taking a little time before a post to insure it's clear would definitly save some time cleaning up the messy reaction to it's ambiguity. 

Then again it seems the problem here was mostly not on the post itself, but since this update mainly only seems to highlight this novelty to the game (the change of title name), I think this part at least should have been clearer.

09.01.2021 11:45:54
Zoeeeee<3
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Atheista
09.01.2021 12:35:32
Zoeeeee<3

You’re right, from the year i’ve been on here it seemed often announcements were brought by Miss Bimbo except they were weirdly sexual? despite Chris’ tone in the Hello Bimboland post it was actually a relief to be hearing things from him -not from his bimbo roleplay account,,, even thought sweetasnuts is supposed to ALSO be a roleplay account it was slightly less weird.
But yes, bringing back the roleplay aspect between chris as Miss Bimbo and chris as Sweetasnuts makes it quite hard to figure out the actual point of the announcement

09.01.2021 12:35:32
dont send me loves or friend requests my heart is for brian molko only
Poison Black
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Secville
09.01.2021 16:57:43
Poison Black

Okay, folks. I've done to read everything and I must comment on it. While I can understand why the userbase is upset, I also think that bashing like that is disrespectful to us, mostly because we support your direct to express your feelings and the things you're fighting for. At this point, I already told dozen times that if someone feels that you're mistreated or something like that, you could just contact the Forum Guardian (currently known as Bimbo Police/Fashion Police) - the one you're more close to - and we will do our best to act as mediators. However, just starting bashing at the forums will do no good for anyone involved because:

1) It most likely put us in a place where we either feel obligated to apply sanctions over you (which I must say, we don't like) or be accused of having "double standards" or "nothing do our jobs", in which I would like to point Sweetasnuts last post on the closed BL thread.

2) It adds tons of extra-work to us. Yes, we love this community and were volunteers in order to make it safe and better for everyone. However, since we're open to you all - as much of you claimed - then, you could all just talk to us instead and we will see what we can do in a less exhausting way.

3) Those bashing drives away from the subject of the convo, usually create another situation that must be dealt with, and in the end, make things hard to be actually solved and this whole situation will extend itself even more.

That being said, I would like to ask you all to avoid this behavior in the future. If you don't agree upon a sanction applied either by us or by Team Bimbo, please address to us - and if possible, via DM here at Bimboland - in order to make it official instead. I'm also posting this right there despise already have talking with all of you outside because I would rather make those things official. 

09.01.2021 16:57:43


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
Nichelle
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Atheista
09.01.2021 18:03:52
Nichelle

I thought we were getting fasion police not tone police

09.01.2021 18:03:52
Nichelle
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Atheista
09.01.2021 18:13:44
Nichelle

Miss Bimbo wrote:
B) Liberalism
As you know when I escaped America to create our Bimbo nation I did so to escape conservative attitudes towards Bimbos.
Nowadays it fills me with great sadness to see other great interwebz nations such as Twitterland and Facebookland becoming over run by the dark forces of conservatism (disguised as social liberalism). No longer can anyone speak freely in those once great nations without fear of being banned or canceled. Bimboland has always been a 'free world' where all Ximbos can meet freely and live safe and free and silly.  
Lets remember our values and treasure our Bimbo community.


09.01.2021 18:13:44
LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
09.01.2021 18:24:15
LillyAnn

Nichelle wrote:
I thought we were getting fasion police not tone police
What would be fashion police supposed to do? Who can police fashion? And this is a fashion game after all.

Actually we are not quite sure yet tbh. We assume that Bimbo Police will become Fashion Police. And bimbo police are formerly known as forum guardians ie. forum moderators. Having forum mods makes more sense that having literally fashion police. But who knows... 

09.01.2021 18:24:15

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

railophone
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Freethinkerland
09.01.2021 18:53:52
railophone

Me, walking into this thread, after an extended break from bl


09.01.2021 18:53:52
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
Spiffyfunpants
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Reasonopia
10.01.2021 00:59:23
Spiffyfunpants

Oh

10.01.2021 00:59:23

Melodycadeance
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Freethinkerland
10.01.2021 01:42:21
Melodycadeance

Alright, at this point i'm thinking about creating my own bot network here. I know how its done technically, its a matter of writing three programs, one registering the accounts, another leveling them up to level 7 (say, through some selenium?), and the third one controlling them all for next vote.

Basically ANYONE with any skills in some python and whatnot can ruin the elections here. Perfect democracy huh? I can personally wreck the voting system ANY TIME, and make any candidate i like win despite the existing bot system. Its just a matter of "who has more bots" which also is done automatically.

Miss Bimbo, you are delusional. You are writing a damn book? Really? And being in it is a prize for being elected in unfair voting system? First of all, are you a famous person or what? Who even needs your book about your delusions about being some electronic government? You think this place is an achievement? FFS, its a poorly made game site that can be done infinitely better by almost anyone, and was done infinitely better than you made it by your users, and STILL there is a lot of room for improvement! You are a failure as a ruler AND a failure as a game site programmer. You are just incapable, unless you dont even try. You think we like reading your trump-like speeches filled with pathos and imaginary self-importance? You didnt address ANY real issues, all you do is just stating multiple times that everything is already perfect as it is, and then doing whatever you like instead of what is needed. 




10.01.2021 01:42:21
Zoeeeee<3
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Atheista
10.01.2021 01:51:24
Zoeeeee<3

well hey if you made bots chris would just say they don’t exist *shrugs*

10.01.2021 01:51:24
dont send me loves or friend requests my heart is for brian molko only

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