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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland 08/01/21

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08.01.2021
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Varinis
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5698
Reputation: 4723
Posts: 43
Agnostica
09.01.2021 05:02:18
Varinis

Mariolka wrote:
Thank you guys a lot for showing me who you really are... Before I was happy to find your wishes and help make them real, it wasn't easy or quick, but made me feel good to know that it makes you happier. Now you show me how you can stab my heart. I feel sorry for you.
Oh my bad I thought you were a Forum Guardian but you're not.  Your a website staff person.
Maybe YOU can tell Chris that he needs to make this site actually appropriate for people aged 16+ and he might listen to you.  If YOU will listen to us lowly fucking users that is.

09.01.2021 05:02:18
Varinis
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5698
Reputation: 4723
Posts: 43
Agnostica
09.01.2021 05:04:32
Varinis

LillyAnn wrote:
Mariolka wrote:
THAT bitch wrote:
chris' behavior is honestly embarrassing 
I assume it is for a lot of you... but what about your behavior? Stop being aggressive and stop swearing this way, it is painful to read such posts all time. 
If you want to argue with Chris it is fine, if you hate him - it is fine for me, but be more tactful please... Other people can read it as well (like me here) and it is hard to find real point of view withing such a mess.

Some of you know me somehow and those of you know I was always on your side, as I respect this community. Can you repay me this way I ask, please?
I have forum-banned for 1 day few of you for swearing on this topic, where you are aggressive, to let you remind about some major rules, internet rules. I hope those people won't feel hurt and will take a rest and calm down...

My honest advise an request is to write tactful and precisely all of point of view, so hopefully site owner will listen to you a little bit at least then.

Be healthy :)

PLEASE EVERYONE!!!

Respect at least what Mariolka said! This leads to nowhere atm. Please behave yourself, you KNOW you are breaking rules right now! You KNOW you are tolerated right now! Next similar post and I am going to start acting according to the forum rules!

THIS IS WARNING FOR ALL OF YOU WHO COMMENTED IN LAST 2 HOURS. CONSIDER THIS OFFICIAL WARNING, NO MATTER YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX.

A few rules are already broken and you already applied in less than an hour for a forum ban and even jail. Why do you enjoy to make it THIS hard for all of us, especially TB and us FGs?
If you're not going to ping everyone that posted in the last 2 hours you may have a lot of pissed off people that didn't read this specific post.  I'm done with this thread and probably this site and this kind of ridiculous lack of professionalism is going to absolutely destroy the website.

09.01.2021 05:04:32
traggot
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 313924
Reputation: 105780
Posts: 1386
Atheista
09.01.2021 05:07:53
traggot

LillyAnn wrote:
A few rules are already broken
can you please give an example of any rules that have been broken? and no, mariolka intentionally misinterpreting statements as an excuse to ban a user for no reason doesnt count

09.01.2021 05:07:53
it/she 20s reanimated tdyke mutt, debate me for free wins and help me reach curious gold.

LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10828546
Reputation: 591144
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
09.01.2021 05:11:06
LillyAnn

Alright, I can get you all pinged first with starting deleting offensive posts, then with banning and finally with jail.

You are getting a way beyond the line a this moment and it doesn't help anyone. This behavior is just destructive.

And yes, Mariolka is admin and yes, he can ban people, even perma ban. He is allowed to do that, much more than volunteers.

Alright, everyone is going to get an official PM. If you don't calm down, it's on you guys. Thank you very much for the cooperation!

09.01.2021 05:11:06

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

traggot
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 313924
Reputation: 105780
Posts: 1386
Atheista
09.01.2021 05:12:33
traggot

damn thats crazy. you still didnt answer the question tho

09.01.2021 05:12:33
it/she 20s reanimated tdyke mutt, debate me for free wins and help me reach curious gold.

LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10828546
Reputation: 591144
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
09.01.2021 05:13:43
LillyAnn

I am not going to argue with you. You know the rules.

09.01.2021 05:13:43

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

bigiron
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880500
Reputation: 162268
Posts: 1342
Atheista
09.01.2021 05:49:45
bigiron

how are u banning people for swearing once in a post? the forum rule states

"Excessive profanity is not allowed. The occasional swear word is permitted, but using swear words in every single sentence or even multiple times in a single sentence can be interpreted as aggressive and make other users uncomfortable, and is thus not permitted."

and even then, why can chris talk about his genitalia on a 16+ site but users who are rightfully angry not swear in a post, not even excessively without being banned? 

09.01.2021 05:49:45

Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
09.01.2021 05:50:07
Lil' George Bubblegum

Y'now what, I was going to delete my above comment but instead I'll use it as an example of good forum guardian behaviour: a message explaining why my comment was edited, as it was filled with swears, the rule it broke and an ask to not do so again.

That's what most forum guardians do. They don't just. Decide on banning people with no previous warning like that. That's the goddamn point of moderating: you ban people who are actively harmful

09.01.2021 05:50:07
Mariolka
Level 45
Status: Secret Code Agent
Sex Appeal: 68998
Reputation: 20085
Posts: 268
Agnostica
09.01.2021 06:12:02
Mariolka

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Y'now what, I was going to delete my above comment but instead I'll use it as an example of good forum guardian behaviour: a message explaining why my comment was edited, as it was filled with swears, the rule it broke and an ask to not do so again.

That's what most forum guardians do. They don't just. Decide on banning people with no previous warning like that. That's the goddamn point of moderating: you ban people who are actively harmful
Here you show us, that you already know you are breaking the rules - normally it is subject for ban, this activity just was harmful. Usually 1-day form ban is for behaviors like this, where premeditation is found... or even permban if toxicity crosses some borders. You should be grateful that you have so forgiving Guardians.

09.01.2021 06:12:02

slutrenaissance
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5749
Reputation: 4385
Posts: 21
Freethinkerland
09.01.2021 06:20:12
slutrenaissance

i need to cleanse my eyes with what i just read wtf

09.01.2021 06:20:12


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