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Attributes


 
Sex Appeal
128468
Reputation
53130
Fitness
663.00
Vanity
801.00
Superficiality
721.00
Energy
100%
Self-indulgence
0%

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Won 0
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This month's rank 705
Won 5
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Reputation Reputable 222 -
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Details & Stats


 
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Occupation
Pimp
Forum posts
150
Comments
904

Debates


Ongoing
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Won
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All
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Won
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All
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About me


 
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disclaimer~
dont interact if ur very nsfw (kink acc/porn gifs etc) i hate pussy i hate dick i hate sex and cock i'm just a wee infant of 447 months i was practically born yesterday 

cw for drugs and body horror on my page cuz duh!!!

read my tips for new players in the abt my acc section!!
 
about me~
any pronouns (they/she/he) <3 (my gender is unemployed)

i'm usually a girl but i also wanna be a wizard so bad with a wizard beard and an orb (any kind) 

i am bishreksual, i liek women and men who look like they have been hit by a car. my most shameful attractions are to Fiona from shrek and V from V for Vendetta as well as your mom

i was born in the year of our Lord two thousand and two and i have not known peace since, i am convinced i was born in the wrong generation and should have been a cave woman who died at 45,000 BC at the age of 27 after mistakenly ingesting poisonous berries after a particularly long and strenuous winter, like a cave woman my two main hobbies are walking around and praying to the sun goddess, as well as playing bimboland.

 i believe i should have been a cavewoman because i dont understand how to make a new file on the computer and didn’t know what a bluetooth was until i was 18, but i love to run around in circles doing nothing and will do pushups on the floor like a sim at 1 am if i have too much energy, plus i love rocks. it would be so cool being a cavewoman because i could be the 3rd or 4th prettiest bitch in the village and get a dowry of 100 rocks to marry a man but he would be mysteriously ran over by a mammoth in the night

my villain origin story is when my mom accidentally sent me to clown camp instead of cooking camp, now i’m doomed to an eternity of being a court jester, whore bells jingling as he’s assaulted by tomatoes, instead of someone who can turn those tomatoes into a delicious stew

im a cancer sun (+ stellium) aqua moon (+ stellium), & gemini rising. gemini in mercury is my ruling sign, my venus is in leo, and my cancer is in mars, prompting me to have a love for titties and problems with my mother. saggitarriusuueuses will be blocked on sight. i will not be taking questions but send me ur chart if you wanna be torn to pieces and cooked in a mediocre stew (i still can’t cook) 

i am a liberal arts major (disprivilege) and i have a pinky toenail and am gluten tolerant (privilege) i get bitches (privilege) but they hate to hear my autism ranting about cartoons ( disprivilege) but they still wanna hit (privilige) but i can't spell for shit (disprivelige)

my toxic traits are i talk like a redditor when im high, i play bimboland every day, i drink coffee even though im allergic, i used to throw knives at my wall for fun, and i dont have any face piercings because i cant commit (air dominant babee!) i used to eat raw lemons and onions for fun and drink salt water now i have illness.

you can usually find me at my university library doing fuckall and pretending to study, laying on my floor and pretending to be a bug (im literally gregor samsa), meditating, or petting stray cats with 1000 diseases, making me so resilient and strong, preparing me for any alien virus to come

i like to listen to zheani, 4ria, banshee, lebanon hanover, the cure, siouxsie and the banshees, type o negative, lycia, megan thee stallion, ghostemane, poppy, mitski, kerli, health,and mimi barks. i hate to listen to men when they talk

i have a playlist of my fave songs you can find on spotify by looking up 'perci's playlist' yayy listen to my music if you have emotional problems

i like fable 2, esoteric knowledge, frogs, llamas, viva pinata (ima dastardos stan) antiques, eyeliner, fairies, knitting, crystals, weed, summoning demons (Ave Duke Dantalion<3), i have 200 rocks and 30 porcelain dolls, don't ask me which ones are haunted i dont know and i dont want to

i hate bald people, gay people, being trapped in samsara, tomatoes, sassy men, hangnails, God, lice, and horses !!!!



about my acc~
tips for new players:

don’t get the boob jobs- all your clothes for normal sized bimbos will disappear, and you can get skins in the shop that looks exactly the same for a fraction of the cost. same w/ skintones, you can get new skins in the shop for much cheaper than using the salon.

the economy is in shambles, don’t think if you grind your stats you’ll be able to afford the outfits you want, the job:money ratio is completely disproportionate. the best way to make money is dueling or winning contests.

read the terms and services so many of yall dont do this this site does not play around u NEED to follow the rules this is not a lawless land like tumblr or colorado

ok on to the less important stuff this is how i personally make my outfits for bimbos that r new or just want tips
 
i like to make my outfits around 1 statement piece (read: ugly or quirky) and then work w that. or i match 2 pieces together bcos 1 piece reminded me of another from autism brain pattern recognition and go from there orrrr i just make it around a theme. whatgever
i use color theory in my outfits including shrimp colors that ive unlocked by doing acid
while im a maximalist its generally good to have a focal point in your outfit where your eye is drawn which you can do by having the most striking shape there or a point where all the colors meet or something, on a similar topic sillhouettes are important,  your outfit should be recognizable if it were just an outline
also if youre playign this game youre probably deeply unhappy so the secret to being happy is connecting with your inner child <3 . and drugs but only weed and the psychedelic ones

my goal on bimboland is to make outfits that are simultaneously very bad and very good, if your opinion doesnt change multiple times while looking at my outfit i made it wrong. i want you to see it and say wow thats amazing, and be like, wait, it's actually kind of bad, then realize that's what makes it good but it's still bad. my goal is also to suck as many cocks as possible

feel free to ask me what an item in my outfit is, ik how hard it is to find good items here and i spend way too much time browsing in the shop despite not being able to buy anything
sorry if i stalk your profile i just browse profiles a lot so if i look at yours multiple times it was not on purpose i just likely forgot i already looked at yours i have bad memory from adhd squirrel brain 

i usually vote for who has the less votes so more people can get tokens unless your fit is wack or the debates are clogged like a taco bell toilet

feel free to message me but i may take 2-5 business days to reply because i'm incredibly introverted as well as perpetually high and chronically ill

all of my outfits are inspired by my twisted visions but also pastel goth as well as several other goth subcultures like gothic lolita, cyber-goth, & nu-goth. i also derive inspiration from e-girl && scene fashion. i really admire the grunge fairy twilight y2k fashion but can't pull it off without looking like a homeless man at costco. my breakdown of my outfits goes thus far:

categorized:
futuristic: eldritch being
retro: 70s hippie (accuracy=iffy to nonexistent)
fantasy: fairy or elf i guess
travel: alien tourist visiting earth
spooky: i call her the maneater... haha ;)
ceremony: ballroom dance i feel like this is obvious please stop voting against me
career: catgirl maid, she doesnt clean anything she just knocks people's water off the table but she gets paid anyway
popculture: my take on abbey bominable<3

uncategorized:
3-eyed girl: slavic witch
mauve hat: the castle's wizard and your astrology teacher (she's a leo!)
girl with deer and cat: deergirl in a magic forest (otgw vibes ig?)
blue/purple bloody girl: DONT LOOK UNDER HER MASK DON LOOK UNDER HER MASK DONT LOOK
big white hat girl: tea party except there were no tea pots in the shop so whstever
attumn earrings: idk but this is rly close to me irl tbh with longer hair and no elf ears
pixel hair: horror rpg girl


i also derive inspiration from mori kei, cottagecore && hippie fashion, romantic gothic, bubble goth, and kinderwhore fashion. <3

scrapped outfits (i have more but im lazy):



if you read my entire bio comment penis, comment bepis if you want to suck my cock or get mcdonalds with me
 








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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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