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What's with bimbos in jail?

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Created
16.12.2017
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Lilleth
Lilleth
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26485
Reputation: 16759
Posts: 48
Atheista
16.12.2017 00:36:51
Lilleth

There's a jail in the city and I've seen people comment about jailing people for cheating. Is this *real*? How can you cheat if you're allowed to be married and have a boyfriend/girlfriend and multiple fuck buddies?

16.12.2017 00:36:51

Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25250007
Reputation: 259883
Posts: 4148
Antitheocra
16.12.2017 21:46:35
Sandi Lut

You can cheat in all sorts of way but I am not going to teach you how to cheat. Also jail is for the few bimbo's who like to harass others

16.12.2017 21:46:35
Happiness is inside yourself

vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116664
Reputation: 38120
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
16.12.2017 22:16:09
vivi bambi

as bimbo there's no sense in classical cheating, nobody will go to jail for this.
to have multiple possibilities to fulfill the needs of a bimbo is a requirement to be successful in bimbo.land. (three f*** buddies and a relationship or marriage)
what's meant with cheating in this world is to win some extra B$, reputation, sex appeal or fights against the rules of fair play.
but this kind of cheating brings other bimbos up against you and can end in jail (for a short period).
a really good cheater will use its skill in real life: get together with a rich guy who worships you, marry him, don't cheat, but be a bitch in a way that leads to divorce, take half the money and be happy.
before doing this the intelligent bimbo makes a master in law, knowing the rules about marriage contracts, because otherwise the possibility is high to get nothing after the divorce.
if you're not intelligent or not good in this way of cheating, write a good script for a comedy about a bimbo who gets a master in law, getting together with a guy and so on and sell it in hollywood.
i will love to see such a movie :D
and you will get rich.


16.12.2017 22:16:09
Fifi12
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15650
Reputation: 7838
Posts: 454
Freethinkerland
15.01.2018 13:17:32
Fifi12

Really? I did not know there was a jail Will have to check it out.

15.01.2018 13:17:32
       
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Lally
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22735
Reputation: 9924
Posts: 211
Atheista
15.01.2018 19:34:53
Lally

A jail. Yet more proof that this game is awesome

15.01.2018 19:34:53
We're filling it with "ich luge" bullets.

What's your damage?
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116664
Reputation: 38120
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
15.01.2018 20:55:59
vivi bambi

yay. orange is the new black, new season: the bimbos are coming ;)


15.01.2018 20:55:59
IslandDream
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13821
Reputation: 4684
Posts: 170
Freethinkerland
15.01.2018 21:23:25
IslandDream

I always noticed that jail,but never thought about why it was there,till I read this post :)

15.01.2018 21:23:25
I never wander far like a little butterfly... and everyone else  I wuv everyone in Bimbolands :) 

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Carmel
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52585
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Secville
24.01.2018 16:09:31
Carmel

Learning a lot about this game...It is AMAZING

24.01.2018 16:09:31
cutiepieforever
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5370
Reputation: 3263
Posts: 8
Reasonopia
03.02.2018 21:58:27
cutiepieforever

Jail??? Wow! I love how there is everything here.XD

03.02.2018 21:58:27

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