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Phuckinbimbo
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26.04.2016 20:18:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Round-a'bouts, bring out the stupid in drivers.
We have only 4 small one's, and they are extremely dangerous only because of pure driver ignorance.  Questions on the test. Mandatory training, to obtain a licence has done nothing to make them safe after 10 years of being in place.  I even have a stupid reason for it. Only people who obey the laws, obtain drivers licences. It is so bad with people who care so little about revoked drivers licence's, they will drive away from court after a conviction for drunk driving. Illegal- Migrant's without any training at least drive slowly and poorly predictable.

Local story of common stupid as reported by me:

  A woman babysitting last night, wanted to meet her boyfriend and get drinks and get high.  Her boyfriend picks her and two children up at 11:30 at night, gets a few beers, and proceeds to park in small strip-mall along the main street in town.  After smoking some pot, the police notice a car parked in the closed mall's parking lot marked No Loitering, and is a total Cop Magnet for teen tickets.  This is a very well-trained couple, totally ready for both parenthood, and driving after a good training session together.

 What did they really think was going to happen? Possession of weed, meth, beer,paraphernalia, child endangerment, intent to sell, and that is just the start of the list of charges for a beer and a snog in a dark parking-lot.
 They might even get some practice being pedestrians for a month or two, too help them grow smarter on the road..  


26.04.2016 20:18:32
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27.04.2016 21:16:24
Trina Jameson

^That's so stupid! It's probably the most stupid thing I've heard lately. Why would anyone to that? How can anyone be that stupid- that's the real question.
And in the end maybe they'll even complain about how they were "framed"

27.04.2016 21:16:24
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

Phuckinbimbo
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28.04.2016 00:32:11
Phuckinbimbo

^ They didn't think they would get caught.

I got something in the mail today inviting me to join a "regional townhall meeting series with all levels of government".
"Don't miss this opportunity to connect with your elected representatives from federal, state and local level."
It has date, time and some of who will be there. It also has a list of one-on-one help that will be available there during this services fair. It has the info to schedule your spot...
but where? Where the phuck is this event that I would be committing to?
Did they pay a proof reader to go over this before they went to a printer to pay to have this printed and before the cost of mass mailings? Maybe they are smart and paying us up as stupid because they really don't really want us there but are fulfilling some kind of legal obligation to say we did it, not our fault if no one was interested or showed. Only time will tell.

28.04.2016 00:32:11
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06.05.2016 21:43:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

American politics is just starting to get historic in the levels of stupidity that will be possible.  Never before has a criminal, socialist, narcissist, and an ethically questionable business man faced off before to be the leader of the free world.  Who will be the lesser of the two evils?  Trump campaign advertisement's are going to be the stuff of legend.  For the first time ever I may be cheering at the righteous indignation all this stupidity will cause.  Political correctness is not the 'Donalds' strongest talent when speaking.  Poor Hillary might actually lose her temper and have a very public temper tantrum in response.  She must know by now he will treat her just as she always wanted. As an equal, not as a protected woman and extremist feminist.  She may find that it is impossible for her to successfully use the victim card in this election.  I look forward to watching the fireworks if she tries.

  Denial has always worked for her in the past. People have become historically stupid, at the highest social levels too. This should entertain the world, watching who will be doling out American cash, bullet's and bull-shit, for the next 4 years.  
  The best part of this real life absurdity for me, is living in a small State, with so few electoral votes it doesn't matter who is elected as the failure.  Everyone will be equally stupid for their vote no matter who they elect. ( or protest non-vote, which is still a vote. )

  A first in History too. !!!!  Corruption as a political platform.
  Both of them owe their fame and power to it and nothing else of substance will they be able to promise anymore to the masses that wont be seen as false hope.  It wont stop the STUPID though.
[Quote LEE STRANAHAN}
The protests that America saw in California on Thursday and Friday should be wake-up call about the real nature and goals of these movements. The facts were all there about the people coming together not merely to protest Donald Trump but to strike out at America itself. Everyone could see the American flags burning, the Mexican flags flying, the violence and the vulgarity all aimed at capitalism, freedom, and white Americans. [/end quote]

"@ArsalaiH: Little boy telling people whats up at CA Trump protest "Make America #Mexico Again" photo: @shadirahimi"

2:07 PM - 29 Apr 2016 [<---- photo link here]

     Let Stupidity be on display.
     Mommy and Daddy must have worked really hard to get to America.....
  Uh...... I mean get welfare,  uhhh   I mean medical care, free housing, drivers licences, immunity for being in the country illegally, free education.____ 
  ( PC invalid and doesn't count ).
   Uhhh,... make that sign, that America should not exist because Mexico offers them so much more.
 Why did that family come to America in the first place?
 To have a baby boy in a hospital instead of a shack with a dirt floor?

 Trump rallies will be priceless.  A Priceless Zoo, even his money can't buy for a TV show and a whole lot of angry voters.  This one's free.
 
"Re-populate Mexico with it's own citizen's again."
 Protest problem solved.
 
 (Free protest signs at the airport with a free 1st class ticket:

 "Mexican's for a Mexico free from the drug cartels."
 " Mexican's for social justice and equality ".
  "Mexican's for economic prosperity without corruption."
" Mexican's March for a Modern Mexico "

    " Kiss me, I'm American Educated. "  Optional tee shirts available by request. Guaranteed to increase your popularity with your own people.
    "Be as brilliant as you can be when you are kidnapped for ransom while making Mexico like America."



06.05.2016 21:43:43
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Phuckinbimbo
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06.05.2016 23:55:18
Phuckinbimbo

^ The choice is very easy in my option. Since it doesn't matter who we vote for, since they're all the same and we get screwed anyway, who would your rather have to see and listen to for the next 4 or 8 years. Personally, I hate Bitchillary. I'm sick and tired of her yelling at us all the time in that nasty voice of hers. She's ugly. End of story. Bernie wags his finger all the time and watching him has the same effect as watching trapeze artists with Ringling Brother's Circus. You never know when they'll fall. Man, sit on the edge of your seat and see if he has a heart attack. At least Trump provides us with entertainment.  

06.05.2016 23:55:18
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08.05.2016 00:31:40
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Phuckinbimbo wrote:
 Personally, I hate Bitchillary. I'm sick and tired of her yelling at us all the time in that nasty voice of hers. She's ugly. End of story.
i can see that! i want a nice looking politican, with a nice voice... what he or she thinks or does... i dont care. but nice looking, that is important!!!!!

08.05.2016 00:31:40

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08.05.2016 00:37:55
maniatica

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:


"@ArsalaiH: Little boy telling people whats up at CA Trump protest "Make America #Mexico Again" photo: @shadirahimi"

2:07 PM - 29 Apr 2016 [<---- photo link here]

     Let Stupidity be on display.
     Mommy and Daddy must have worked really hard to get to America.....
  Uh...... I mean get welfare,  uhhh   I mean medical care, free housing, drivers licences, immunity for being in the country illegally, free education.____ 
  ( PC invalid and doesn't count ).
   Uhhh,... make that sign, that America should not exist because Mexico offers them so much more.
 Why did that family come to America in the first place?

 



you seem to know that boy and his family... when did they come and why? how old was he (the lttlle boy)?
i think you dont know them... and are just being a racist stupid old lady!

08.05.2016 00:37:55

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08.05.2016 04:34:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^
  WOW,  your youthfulness is obvious.   
  Do you have a nationality?
  Americans, usually have birth certificates.

  How is it racist to expect a national to have legal document's to reside in a country?

   OMG,  Would you accept me entering your nation as a criminal and burning your flag?
  Holding a sign saying your nation should be destroyed, and replaced by the AMERICAN government?

  I think you may object too, if you were being invaded by a population fleeing from Mexican government corruption, and not WAR.  America should not be a pawn or a benefactor to a civil war inside a sovereign nation.  This is a legal battle, and not one of racialism.  'Race' is the lazy debtors cause.  This has absolutely nothing to do with racial issues.

      Your nation has just been invaded by people who hate YOU.  What do you do?
  Feed, clothe and arm an invasion force?
   Of course to be politically correct you must surrender.

   What ever !!!!  I wish I could truly express my amusement at the innocence of youthful though patterns.  They are cute, but over the centuries, 'Cute' has always died in child-birth.  Darwin's theories always result. Extinction for the weakest species.  Breeders, really have no impact on the world unless they are educated and able to pass on the knowledge to the next generation without bias. Racism.  Some of my best partners in crime were people of different races than me.  We worked well together, as my current life can speak too.  We had a common goal, and it wasn't HATE.
 I worked with race, using music and dance.  Why did the dark men love watching my pale white body dance on a poll and pay me thousands $$$ every performance?

   Seems to me they didn't hate my 'whiteness' so much to protest my displays on a live stage.  Black men watching a white woman act like a slut could never be upsetting to someone unless they were harboring racism or just disgust for a chosen profession.   Ever wonder what it is like to be a German woman in America?   Who am I?
   German, American, or one pissed off mother who danced naked for all to see, to feed her children?
  Go ahead and Hate me for it. Because I'm German, or American, or White, or old, or rich, or because I whore'd my body out to the highest bidder.
  There is plenty to HATE me for, but I'm not a racist.

   Mexican children should go to school in Mexico.  I'm sticking to that opinion.
  I REALLY wonder why this is such an absurd concept to America and Mexico. Saying that, is considered racist.  How is it, when it is pure common sense and logical for a Mexican child to attend school in Mexico.
 
  It's better to hate me as a Whore.  It is more hateful than being a simple racist.
 Hate is interesting to watch no matter the fence you sit upon.
  Make Mexico, Mexico.  Then they may leave American Alone.  I'm German American, but I left the German part of me behind when I became an American Citizen.  I worked for my nationality.  Did you, when you became an American?  
  Or just hate those who go through the process to do thing's legally..... ?
  I DID MY DUTY, and expect nothing less from all others. !!!!
  If that is Racist, I'll be proud to wear the badge of Sheriff.  I did my best for you, and accept my obvious fail. 

   Who will take my political duty from me?  Who will be honest and fair?
   
Nominate NOW !!!!!!!  Election in 3 weeks.   Spare me from working in your best interest's.
  Vote None.
Oh that's right you failed as a population to elect YOUR OWN State Senators.  Ummm.   BAD NEWS COMING.

 
I warned you.  It has been truly sickening to me to see how activity you all have been adversarial in the forum. 
       I'm stepping back, and letting it go.  Your no longer worth the effort to me.

  How Dare you call me a Racist?
 
Best you could do.....  Those are fighting words my Nigga's will slap your crew, with in word dance and style.  Yes, the crowd screams when I kiss my Darkest KNIGHT.  DJ Pressure Educated a weak minded Bimbo.   I have never been so blessed with fan-'doom.'  Black women primping me.  Blond hair in the hands of my sisters...  OMG     Political TV indoctrination has done NOTHING to show the true life of a real performer.
   I love YOU too....  How to Prove It?
    Ehhh.
   My Name is Micah named after the shortest chapter/book in the Christian Bible.
   That is how I was Born. Quick and to the point:
 Fuck off, I'm proud of what I tried to do for this game and you.

        Challenge me with your best 'Bull-shit' so I can be entertained as a PLAYER, too.   
  I feel no need to be 'nice' now.
   Honesty will be given as needed. I'm now just an exceptionally EVIL PLAYER.
  REMEMBER THAT.  I'm no longer pulling my punches.
     Act Stupid, and  I will reply to it without any concerns, including 'FEELING's"
  Yes,   this is a warning from a PLAYER.

  I'm now officially ANGRY.  I have no tolerance for racists, even when they try revisionism as an excuse.
  A sad fact: Slavery in America was made profitable by tribes in Africa who sold their own people into slavery.   Of course this is Knowledge that is not welcome to hear in a politically correct world devoid of the knowledge of the past. EX-slaves were even given their own nation and land to rule after freedom.
  Liberia.   
  All victims of racism should feel free to live there.  An entire NATIONS land bought and paid for by The USA tax payers for ex- slaves to call home.   Given to and Ruled by the descendant's of 'REAL' slaves descended from actual victims of southern slave STATES.  Yet living there your more likely to get raped  than to enjoy a tourist holiday.   They have in 150 years never formed a nation, that is productive.  Why?
 Corruption and greed at every social level of community.
 A 100% human condition.  Every single person want's what they don't have, and are willing to commit crime to get what they want/need. It is a nation in anarchy, by self-rule.
  Why do I bother writing about HISTORY?   I need to quit this forum.  I'm teaching nothing to texters.

  SAD FACT,  My REPLY was to someone who might be actually over the age of 30.  
   Little children could never think 'Globally' much less understand a concept that doesn't provide them with an instant reward on a cell phone.. 

  I almost want to link this reply to an Pink-House thread about social communities
.
  Yet it might need a new topic.
 Innocent and clueless bags of mostly water with low IQ factors. 
               Uhhh What's a Bimbo?
  It seems to me, that even this question could not be answered by the general population.
  Unwilling, or pure cowardice.   Women need porn stars like me to be the devil .   Hate what you most admire.  I make your man want YOU..
  That's being Bimbo.  A mind paid equally to her performance with her body.
  I know you will never understand my point of view, till you reach my age.  If you can still dance at 46 and have anyone, of any race,  I will give you some credit as earned.  
Till then,  just try to tease the little sperm donors who will ruin your life.  That's what all the girls your age try to do, because that is all they know how to do thanks to a social education of the SEX Industry.  Drugged, Fucked, and tossed.  Few actually survive like I did.  At least being a woman you can call any mistaken sexual encounter as a rape, to make you feel better about a bad choice you made.    Girls and women who have sex before being married are no better than me being a paid nude dancer.  Except the fact I can't get pregnant while dancing in public with totally un-suitable males.  You date them and have sex after I tease them for all the money they have.   Sloppy Second's?   Breeders can only expect disrespect from mates, thanks to people like me.
     Enjoy your Boyfriend while you can.  
  I can already see him as a toy to play with with no effort what so ever on my part. Women comprise 51% of the population. How secure can you really be in a modern relationship?
   Think about that, as your making reasons to 'Hate Me' as an individual white woman.

  Even a practice game of life, Bimbolands, is too challenging for a 21st century child to play.   Hummm.  That's really lame in a humanity who gives infant's cell phones with apps, as substitute parent's to their off-spring.   Society is reaping what it has sown.  Division and distance.  I laughed while talking to my son today.  He was ranting about his wife's cell phone habit's.  I just shrugged my shoulders, and said to him,  it is how you started the relationship.  You now must learn to accept the problem you accepted when you began dating her.
    My Son married a woman's Cell Phone, and vagina.  There is not much else inside my daughter-in -law.  She really even just looks like a toy to me too.  It's pathetic, but she is rather sexy to look at.  My son is miserable with her now after a few years, and she still must use a phone more than her vagina while married.  I find the whole issue rather immature, but it is what it is. 21st century affection, or lack of affection.  It is actually totally stupid to me.  Texting is ruining a marriage based mostly on sex.  I say nothing to my son.  It is his challenge to deal with as a man.  He would do well to destroy all cell phone's but he never would.
   Today I even talked to him about his father and I when we were the same age.  'old fashioned', and not useful advice, in his opinion.  interesting.  I never had to beg for sex.  My son does not really understand the new breed of texting women.  I didn't think I needed to raise a socially ignorant child to use a phone as a way of life.  He chose to marry a woman who is socially retarded with a cell phone. I said nothing as it was his love to find.  Texting is annoying to him, NOW that he has been inside of her( and she was his first). I'm worried for the relationship because there was nothing but texting and sex as a courtship. In just 2 hours with my son he ignored his wife's text's 12 times, and she was actually at work and shouldn't have been texting in the first place.  What was she so worried about a son spending time with his mother while she was at work?  It's nasty to say, but she is actually jealous of me for some strange reason. A famous woman with her husband/ my son, in public disturbs her so badly.  She has seen the public reaction I get sometimes with my sons escorting me.  Why that bothers her, I don't know but I feel she is being very insecure.  If she is not careful that attitude could be very bad for her marriage.  Son's should be allowed to escort their mother to event's as needed, without sexual insecurities in a daughter-in-law.  Did her Phone and past boyfriends teach her this poor social behavior with a cell phone?
         That is how life evolved for a generation.  It's his and your world NOW.

Extended RANT over.
  It was my 'Theme' of the day.  
Shit like this happens when I spend time with my sons.  I stop thinking like a princess, and begin to think like a mother.
 
       My own life is surrounded by STUPID, but at least I challenge it with actual Books written on real paper.    
I still feel connected to real information that way, and can be a better judge of myself..

  I don't take kindly to being called a Stupid Racist Old Lady.
  Someone may want to look into a mirror and see how saying that was as racist as you can possible be. At least entertain us with some reasons why you decided to use 'Hate Speech' directed at an individual player.  BTW  this is illegal in Bimboland's,  but I'm only issuing a warning, this time.

08.05.2016 04:34:06
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09.05.2016 00:43:40
Phuckinbimbo

Mexican's are here to keep wages low, to keep slavery high and to cause internal rift, that then when fully erupts, brings down marshal law. Slavery is higher than ever in the US. Let's start with welfare. That's probably not what you think. 40 hours of job training and job searches every week in addition to working 40 hours a week for free all for the price of less than 100 a week with both cash and food stamps combined, if they are lucky enough to be in a state that offers them. And every for every dime of both you receive they dictate it be spent on those jobs searches and slavery time. Every volunteer and intern amounts to nothing more than slavery. Its a forced requirement for all students in order to graduate from high school. Take a good look around your neighborhood and I bet you'll see plenty of domestic slaves too. Right under your nose. They're often disguised  as the person renting a room, basement or space on the sofa.   

Don't worry about those without birth certificates coming up through the school system. The US government isn't that stupid. The people voting for people like Bitchilary are. They have it covered. They come up through the schools and are educated. They read and speak the language. We are good ~caughs~ caring people taking care of children. Who then are medically able bodies and do not qualify for social security. They do get them in the end. Look at how many Mex-American children buy college loans and when graduating find they still don't have the birth certificate or green  
card to be legally employed.

09.05.2016 00:43:40
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09.05.2016 19:34:39
Trina Jameson

^I agree with everything Phuckinbimbo said.
Of course some Mexicans might take advantage of the system, but that's something that happens no matter what nationality, race or whatever you are. There's always a smart-ass one doing shit. But...what can you do? Just wait to see who these people are and punish them.

09.05.2016 19:34:39
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