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64
Created
04.02.2018
Author
vivi bambi
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116664
Reputation: 38120
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
15.04.2018 18:58:45
vivi bambi

hello my dear bimbos and himbos...
great hopes, nice start, big trouble.
nobody of the developing team is reacting on my messages any more.
they're just working in their own darkroom... or whatever they're doing there.
as men they've a lack of feeling what a woman needs - and i don't want to begin with what bimbos or himbos need.
there's a big misunderstanding: they think they're the creators to be loved for their creations.
actually they're a big disappointment, nor they support fair playing bimbos, neither they try to work together with the prime when it comes to the point to help her (in this case: me) to reign as bimbos and himbos expect it from their elected leader.
the best example is the glitched clothes:
1) they opened a topic to report unfitting clothes and items with the promise to repair them.
2) when they saw, that it will become a lot of work to do, they looked for a simple solution. in this case their statement is: please sell the clothes (or items). we will delete it in the shops, so that nobody can buy it any more.
this is... one of the most hated words: cheating!
they do this kind of finding an easy way to avoid work (which means trouble for them) in other cases with same enthusiasm.
that are their best skills: ignoring information, doing nothing, getting snippy, telling that they don't have time, because... they've a big new project in the final phase... or whatever.
they're not working for us. they try to let us feel, that they would. but this is a lie.
sorry to tell you, but there's no sense any more for me being prime, because it was not my goal to get this badge, i wanted to help to make bimbo.land a bit better.
it's finished.
i will play the game, that's all.
as long the game is not completely destroyed by their... interventions... i will be a bimbo, like all of you. (and i'm not forgetting the himbos, who have to suffer more than bimbos.)

pink greetings, vivi

15.04.2018 18:58:45
Tworek
Level 86
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 497222
Reputation: 123323
Posts: 1431
Secville
15.04.2018 19:05:28
Tworek

Shame.... :( You can not win one with the wind.

15.04.2018 19:05:28
Iulja
Level 113
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1136890
Reputation: 198407
Posts: 2932
Reasonopia
15.04.2018 19:13:15
Iulja

vivi, what you're writing is so sad... and it's even more sad, because it is so true...

15.04.2018 19:13:15

thulatalula
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28410
Reputation: 9985
Posts: 200
Antitheocra
15.04.2018 21:14:57
thulatalula

You were an amazing Prime Bimbo, Vivi! It's not your fault that the site is run by such greedy, lazy people. 

I'll be happy to still see you around as a Bimbo- and we'll all keep shouting back about everything that's wrong with this site! 

15.04.2018 21:14:57
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880414
Reputation: 129351
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
15.04.2018 21:37:06
Mindy

Can't really blame you.  

15.04.2018 21:37:06
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
orientina
Level 81
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 420449
Reputation: 115349
Posts: 424
Atheista
15.04.2018 22:44:35
orientina

You don't need to be their customer service rep anymore.

15.04.2018 22:44:35
オリエンティーナ☆
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
15.04.2018 23:14:09
Pia Margrethe

Dear Vivi -

I don't know what to say. You were like a breath of fresh air for everyone in Bimboland. You never ranted; you explained as clearly and concisely and openly as one could hope; and, in the end, you were frustrated by the position. So, dear heart, RIP Vivi Prime and long live Vivi the Bimbo. Goddess, first in my personal pantheon of bimbos. Someone I feel genuinely connected to with your patience and many kindnesses.

Yesterday, a prominent attorney for LGBTQ rights self-immolated in America in protest against a rigged system. And today, a great advocate for our point of view has resigned as Prime Bimbo. It's all very sad.

15.04.2018 23:14:09
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
brad pitt
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 104664
Reputation: 49737
Posts: 196
Antitheocra
16.04.2018 00:02:25
brad pitt

this is sad. even if you don't care put the power in the hands of someone that does so we can continue on playing the game we love without something always being wrong

16.04.2018 00:02:25
 
Gigi Collins
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19000
Reputation: 11743
Posts: 449
Agnostica
16.04.2018 01:01:55
Gigi Collins

This news has taken me by surprise. Since you were nominated until you were chosen as Prime Bimbo, I have always supported you and will continue to support you and much more with this important decision.
My dear Vivi Bambi. The really valuable thing is that you always took the time to send a message to attend to our concerns, to each of the Bimbos and Himbos, without leaving aside your obligations and above all you have been an active Bimbo, who believes in a better world for Bimboland .
For this reason, my total support, respect and admiration.

16.04.2018 01:01:55
The best couple I've had is the couple I have not met. 
Carmel
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52585
Reputation: 26615
Posts: 211
Secville
16.04.2018 02:21:08
Carmel

While I support you and your decision this is heartbreaking. It is sad when you put your trust and time in people who could careless about you and your vision. It happens in the real world the time but should not spill over into bimboland. Maybe we can petition for control over the game an program what we want when we want and how we want. I help my husband run a transportation company and I am a strong believer in paying people what they are worth. When you are doing your job and I do t have to check on you I will give a bonus on the other hand if you are running late and Have to call and checkup on you and track you then you won't be around too long.

16.04.2018 02:21:08

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