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Our BIGGEST update this year!

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Lhoavtee
Level 25
Status: Citizen
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Freethinkerland
01.12.2017 08:08:46
Lhoavtee

Is it possible to fuse an old missbimbo account with this new design? I am under the same Facebook and email and do not mind restarting if I could have my old account's clothes and hair.

01.12.2017 08:08:46
Sandi Lut
Level 280
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Antitheocra
01.12.2017 12:33:21
Sandi Lut

The prices for hairstyles are ridiculous. Why is there a difference in prices for the same style? Why are the TEN times as expensive as before? Yeah you can keep them now. But B$2000 for a hairstyle is ridiculous. Especially when you keep in minde that you get B$10,000 for $10,-. That is only 5 hairstyles, but I can buy 10 or even 20 dresses for that money.

01.12.2017 12:33:21
Happiness is inside yourself

Euphemia!
Level 24
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Reasonopia
01.12.2017 20:10:55
Euphemia!


I liked the idea of the hair update until I realised by "a little more expensive" you really meant 10 or 11 x more expensive. 

Would've been a good update if the prices weren't ridiculous. 

01.12.2017 20:10:55
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Mindy
Level 104
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Agnostica
01.12.2017 21:26:30
Mindy

Likely the #1 complaint has been prices
...this is a miss.

Great idea overall, but a horrible miss.

01.12.2017 21:26:30
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
vivi bambi
Level 53
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Reasonopia
01.12.2017 21:35:44
vivi bambi

i don't wanna defend the prices, they seem ridiculous.
but have you ever been at a good hair stylist? and i mean a really good one. what do you pay if you go there once a week to get a perfect style, with extensions and coloured highlights? and i think once is minimum for a bimbo. and now, have fun: what do you pay for a real good wig? minimum remy human hair or better european human hair? styled in the way we are able to use them here right now, to change them every day. and please, don't try to wash them with the shampoo you use every day. bring them as well to your hair stylist, he knows exactly how to take care of them, so that you're able to wear them more than a hundred times. do you have a collection of them at your home?
what do you think you will have to pay in three months, to look like a real bimbo?
we're bimbos, we know what and that we're worth it and we never want to be cheap whores!
no - with a standard job you will not get enough money to buy a new hair style every week, so that's the reason why we play these silly games and that's why we're waiting for a new possibility to get access to this non-relevant element called money. ;) 


01.12.2017 21:35:44
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
01.12.2017 22:09:09
Sandi Lut

You think these are good hairstyles vivi? Really?
Some hairstyles aren't worth B$ 2000. I mean my current hairstyle is just normal and has the price of a red carpet hair style which it certainly isn't.

Yes wigs are really expensive in real life. And I can understand prices like that for a DECENT wig. But come on, most hairstyles aren't that exclusive to be B$2000

But that is just my humble opnion.

01.12.2017 22:09:09
Happiness is inside yourself

vivi bambi
Level 53
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Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
01.12.2017 22:51:45
vivi bambi

ok. for us, bimbos who are playing this game for a long long time (in my case round about three months), we're spoiled by the low costs for new hair and makeup.
now it's more than a bit more b$ for a new style, but i'm able to exchange them.
it's clear that the company have a greedy look into our wallets. they want real $. 
and that's where the new bimbos come into the game!
they have their standard haircut, no makeup. they're fucked by the new prices.
how long will they have to suffer in their slave jobs to get a new style?
car washer gets 10b$ per hour, doctor 20b$ - so they have to work 100 - 200 hours. one month.
with all (fighting and mini games) approximately 10 days to get the money together for a new hairstyle.
with all the other stuff makeup, fringes, tufts you need new minimum one month to buy a style. without dress.
without investing real money it's a time eating game with small steps to get pretty.

you're right, we're threatened with extinction.
every little combat game offers more possibilities to get pretty without any extra costs.
sad
vivi

that's missing in our internet republic: a system of checks and balances.



01.12.2017 22:51:45
Iulja
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Reasonopia
01.12.2017 22:55:27
Iulja

vivi bambi, with everything you wrote - do you think that game will be still atractive for new players, when you have to wait almost a month to get a new hair?

01.12.2017 22:55:27

vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116694
Reputation: 38150
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
01.12.2017 23:22:01
vivi bambi

Iulja wrote:
vivi bambi, with everything you wrote - do you think that game will be still atractive for new players, when you have to wait almost a month to get a new hair?
no, not at all with these old styles. for this we would need far more possibilities to adapt the styles and it should work properly. and that's not the case.
we're in the hands of gods. they're dumb.
a simple solution could be easy.
take a look into the shoe shop.
there you have styles from round about 100/200 b$ up to 2000 b$. that's realistic.
for a high end hairstyle i would pay as well 2000 b$. for a low end 100/200 b$ should do it.
but where are the cheap alternatives?
the wigs under head bands have their flaws and with the standard hair cut in front, you are not able to decide, if the wig will work with your style.
i have one wish: report, report, report, please do report all problems! (with the link at the bottom of the page)
right now i'm tired from a long long working week.
but tomorrow i will have a look and i will report, report, report - hopefully i will not be the only one.

01.12.2017 23:22:01
Mindy
Level 104
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Posts: 1502
Agnostica
01.12.2017 23:40:30
Mindy

vivi bambi wrote:
i don't wanna defend the prices, they seem ridiculous.
but have you ever been at a good hair stylist? and i mean a really good one. what do you pay if you go there once a week to get a perfect style, with extensions and coloured highlights? and i think once is minimum for a bimbo. and now, have fun: what do you pay for a real good wig? minimum remy human hair or better european human hair? styled in the way we are able to use them here right now, to change them every day. and please, don't try to wash them with the shampoo you use every day. bring them as well to your hair stylist, he knows exactly how to take care of them, so that you're able to wear them more than a hundred times. do you have a collection of them at your home?
what do you think you will have to pay in three months, to look like a real bimbo?
we're bimbos, we know what and that we're worth it and we never want to be cheap whores!
no - with a standard job you will not get enough money to buy a new hair style every week, so that's the reason why we play these silly games and that's why we're waiting for a new possibility to get access to this non-relevant element called money. ;) 


Yeah...I have no issues paying my stylist 160 bucks every 5 weeks for a cut and generally get a styling on average about once a week atop of that...that, I know, is on the high end for hair maintenance.  This blows that out of the water.  Put it in perspective...the first achievement badge for changing hair is 100 times...this is ridiculous. The pricing for changing your look was already over the top and probably a massive reason that retaining people is an issue...seeing as it seems to be the #1 complaint already.  This was an F up.  I like the idea and all...the price point is just horrible though.

01.12.2017 23:40:30
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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