Prime Bimbo:
Treasury (B$):

my penis hurts

Level 1
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 0
Reputation: 9
F*** buddies with: momoria
i scratch it everyday since im horny as shit. my kik is bimbo3412 or hit up my friend HistoricalVodka if you want some nudes, hmu. Male 19.
10.08.2017 09:39:28
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7710
Reputation: 4994
In relationship with: thatmadbimbo F*** buddies with: CinnamonAndSunshine , Zoci , Sandi Lut
Pia Margrethe
If it hurts so bad, then we shall have to cut it off!
08.09.2017 17:40:21
What doth it profit a man if he gain the whole world...
and it isn't there?
Level 30
Status: Prime Bimbo
Sex Appeal: 19632
Reputation: 6155
In relationship with: Netrhil F*** buddies with: c.j. tsang , Keevia , Amanda-losia
vivi bambi
very direct. perhaps too rush. we should make a game of it: are there any other proposals to help him?

08.09.2017 19:07:55
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2758
Reputation: 988
In relationship with: kudira F*** buddies with: NamiBimbo , Jeff , Sarah3012
I'm pretty sure rubbing chilli powder on it won't help the problem, but it's worth a try right?
06.11.2017 20:37:56
Your name or face here
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 177
Reputation: 92
Level 5
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97
Reputation: 81
Mz Rebekka
Put some Zippo lighter fluid on it and light it on fire, should help it a lot.

07.12.2017 15:24:49
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2301
Reputation: 926
Married with: Zaerdra
F*** buddies with: shannonf , vivi bambi
i heard ben gay helps
07.12.2017 17:24:45
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
Level 3
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27
Reputation: 33
I could rub on it a bit for you.
10.12.2017 03:20:24
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2301
Reputation: 926
Married with: Zaerdra
F*** buddies with: shannonf , vivi bambi
Merryyy wrote:
I could rub on it a bit for you.
oooh - let me help!
11.12.2017 15:27:57
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 239
Reputation: 241
haha.. maybe you should let some lady take care of it? they surely know how to handle it way better :)

12.01.2018 15:39:01
if you haven't tried.. you don't know how it tastes..

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What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
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When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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