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Introducing my Masseur

Miss Bimbo
Level 1
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 1127
Reputation: 821
In relationship with: NikkiBimbo
Miss Bimbo
Hello Bimboland!

How are y'all?

So I want to introduce an important person in my life. He lives on Booby island near Boob palace and he is my Presidential masseur.
His name is Sweetasnuts and he is a very handsome himbo.
Rumour has it that he has the biggest penis in all of Bimboland.
I wouldn't know - not because I haven't seen his penis but because I haven't seen all the penises in Bimboland. Yet. 

Anyway you will see him around so say hello -

Also a reminder that the next State elections are on the 1st of April. ALL existing senators in that state are immediately up for election. So if you wish to become a state minster you MUST become a senator first. 

State Minsters have the power to change the stats and info of their state. In future we will allow the state minister to upload the state flag and create rules for their own states bimbos. They will also be able to put anyone in jail from their state.
Furthermore we have crated state town halls. In these halls only people from those states can post ie if you are from Agnostica you can only post in Agnostica

You will also see the map has been updated to show you my Booby island. I love my home and hop you will all visit some time!

Long live the bimbo!

25.02.2016 16:34:34
Level 21
Status: President's Masseur
Sex Appeal: 6908
Reputation: 509
In relationship with: PrincessEstell F*** buddies with: HeavenLeighBimbo , Queen0051
Thanks Miss Bimbo! 

I always enjoy massaging you and doing my part for Bimboland.
Same time same place tomorrow?

01.03.2016 20:34:57
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3
Reputation: 84
05.05.2016 13:53:56

Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5622
Reputation: 6362
In relationship with: nia78 F*** buddies with: Lilithsylwia , Aprilxox
SweetasNuts wrote:

doing my part for Bimboland.

what is that??

08.05.2016 00:23:16

Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1810
Reputation: 1077
F*** buddies with: Tigreeye , sakura 44
Trina Jameson
^hahah I was wondering the same
08.05.2016 13:41:15
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 519
Reputation: 239
F*** buddies with: steffie NL
Jeet Birdi
15.05.2016 07:41:46
I am Me :D
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32733
Reputation: 3967
Married with: kathiegym
F*** buddies with: ricki13 , Cadet , Daddy Alice
26.07.2016 19:25:40
    Level 1
    Status: Citizen
    Sex Appeal: 164
    Reputation: 112
    Hahaha ;)
    28.07.2016 02:48:44
    Level 1
    Status: Citizen
    Sex Appeal: 152
    Reputation: 496
    Married with: Blue Iris
    F*** buddies with: Idranktheseawaterr , DoubleKK , bimbometer
    British Ambi
    kml very interesting
    16.11.2016 16:20:06
    Level 18
    Status: Citizen
    Sex Appeal: 4163
    Reputation: 1393
    In relationship with: gutcave F*** buddies with: Sofia Francois , Lia Fox
    i will never forget that one comment from SweetasNuts, who else knows it? Post it below
    03.06.2017 08:43:52

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    What is its mission?
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    How can I become a bimbo citizen?
    In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

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    Who is the Prime Bimbo?
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    I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
    Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

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    How often do elections take place?
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