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Favorite singers?

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15.02.2018
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whails
whails
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Freethinkerland
15.02.2018 03:54:53
whails

I'm in love with Jorja Smith, Kali Uchis and Mahlia at the moment! Who're your favourite singers? I'd love to know!

15.02.2018 03:54:53
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
15.02.2018 06:28:08
HeavenLeighBimbo

Currently,  I'm exploring New Music....   Common American Artist's, BORE me to DEATH.......
    So I'm currently listening to artists from, Columbia.
   Even my Mexican Friend's are Mocking me for listening to 'country-folk-music'.
   It is just an Obsession of mine to learn a New style of DANCE.   A Bird?    OK   I can do that.  Haha.
That is Just ME........   Why be COMMON?
     Dance with the UNEXPECTED !!!!   I have to do Something Different FOR Myself !!!!!!!

  I was a special dancer for DJ Pressure ATL...  An American RAP artist.....   Every song he ever made is currently in my possession, in a 'Mastered Form'    I've watched him MIX music, on a computer, just FOR ME to DANCE too,  but it just isn't the same as REAL musician's with instrument's.
   Thousand's of remixes made exclusively for my dance routine's as a 'stripper'  are Nice,  but is it MUSIC when EDITED on a computer to be perfect?    To me it is just a 64 beat's per minute,  and might as well be tone deaf.

      So I feel like I'm exploring Music for the first time in my life. 
                                 Sometime's going back to the 'primitive' music feel's VERY good to my body.
   But This is a Link to a Rap' song that also inspires ME........  Back That ASS UP  <---------
         If you have ever been on 'Stage' for a performance like THAT,   YOU HAVE SEEN MUSIC.
    Now  I want to FEEL the Music.........   Being Different and out of my comfort-Zone............

        When I enter a Mexican Club, people are STUNNED into SILENCE.   Then the band begin's to play......
  and a circle form's around me, and open's the floor  to someone they NEVER EXPECTED to see. 
         The Show, is JUST for THEM..........       I practice so much, to a genera of music I can barely even understand.
   When they see a very tall blond woman begin to dance to 'their' music,  it bring's the 'house-down'...... 
  Mob's form and I'm molested  on the dance floor by every 'tiny' cowboy wearing a HAT..

       I only do this LIVE,   so I have No NAMES........   Nor do I care about who is famous or not.
                 It is a crowd,  that I don't mind being touched, by.
    Cowboy's know how to touch me properly...........  and dancing for them, is just my way of saying HELLO.
  Mexican Men Treat me with such a respect, that is very hard to describe.  
                              They blush and get Shy, if I even smile in their direction.....   When dancing........    BAM.   
  I'm 'lightly', sexually molested.......   Everyone  just want's to brush up against my ass or try and grab a strand of my hair.... 
                                It really is "That Insane", for me to go into a 'Live Club'.
   [so] Why should I bother with Famous People making Music streamed on the internet ?
  Fame is just a product of well made marketing, by people with the GREED of Money...   It is an occupation,  not a passion for REAL Music.   However Children Never Know that they are not experiencing, music to the fullest potential, while listening to a 'Downloaded song, on a sub-standard music device, called a Smart-phone.    AM RADIO in 1940 had better quality than what most of you consider to be MUSIC on your Smart Phone's.

   My favorite artist's are one's you find PLAYING STREET-MUSIC in the Subway.
  They have No Name's. I've even SAT my ass down on a sidewalk,  just to listen to a black man play a 5 gallon plastic bucket.
   That man Earned a fortune, the moment people saw me sitting at his FEET.
                                          WTF.......   (Why is she sitting next to a dirty nigg'a\) #!?$"
                                           Flat on MY ASS on the sidewalk, next to HIM. I watched the CASH FLOW.............   and I loved every second of that  !!!!!!!   His Beat's, just needed a Pretty Blond to Listen to HIM.    I listened to him IMPROVE his STYLE in less than 15 minute's, of sitting down NEXT to HIM.  He began to play with his Heart, and he 'Flourished' a bucket between his LEGS.  Playing to his heart's content and trying new 'rhythms'.    I just encouraged Him, by taking an interest in his SKILLS.
                            He EARNED the Money....   I was Just Eye-Candy on Las Vegas Boulevard. .

   I have a special place in my heart for REAL Percussionist's. [drummer's].  <---- a link to You tube and a DRUMMER of serious VALUE.
Girls ARE POWERFUL in talent, if they choose to live in the Real WORLD.
Music doesn't 'empower you'   You 'empire' the  Music that feel's good to YOU.
   At least I hope you can use your body for free- EXPRESSION of SELF with any sort of Music playing in the back-ground.

15.02.2018 06:28:08
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
15.02.2018 09:14:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

After all of THAT ^
  The Song that make's me CRY.......   Is    :
                In my daughter's Eyes..... by Martina McBride

  That song totally send's me into TEARS, Every time.......
       Never underestimate the Power of Music and a MOTHER.
  My stories may not be typical or common, but it is my life....... and Music HAS played a HUGE part in Making ME into WHO I AM.
   

15.02.2018 09:14:27
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Bru96
Level 14
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Posts: 78
Reasonopia
17.02.2018 00:44:54
Bru96

Daft Punk

17.02.2018 00:44:54
DeeDee88
Level 84
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Posts: 1208
Freethinkerland
18.02.2018 00:20:18
DeeDee88

Adrian Hates...and some others :)

18.02.2018 00:20:18
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but i'm not sure about the universe yet."
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
20.02.2018 18:52:04
Sandi Lut

Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald, Tori Amos, Trent Reznor

20.02.2018 18:52:04
Happiness is inside yourself

Miss Mindhunter
Level 47
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Reasonopia
22.02.2018 18:28:33
Miss Mindhunter

Till Lindeman from Rammstein <3 This is one of this unmistakeable voices. 

22.02.2018 18:28:33
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lillyfee
Level 160
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Freethinkerland
12.04.2018 10:54:11
lillyfee

Miss Zooey

https://youtu.be/yNc70zgDvXE

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12.04.2018 10:54:11
hurcur
Level 10
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 17
Reasonopia
12.04.2018 15:29:09
hurcur

Belle & Sebastian. Amazing Scottish band. Please go and listen!

12.04.2018 15:29:09
fuckdonaldtrump
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Atheista
03.08.2018 00:38:51
fuckdonaldtrump

taylor swift and Gang of Youths are my favourite musicians

03.08.2018 00:38:51

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