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Drinks in Freethinkerland

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Created
03.06.2017
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Melkanea

Poll: Name your Poison!

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Freethinkerland
03.06.2017 08:59:30
Melkanea

Im opening the June Beach Contest Bar Stall!
Hi Frethinkerland! and of course all other Lands! Free Drinks for all contestants! Special Prizes for the winners!

Come drink and have the time of your life!
Dont forget to vote on your favorite drinks so i can be able to accommodate your tastes!


03.06.2017 08:59:30
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Freethinkerland
04.06.2017 15:44:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

A martini glass of red port.

04.06.2017 15:44:31
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Freethinkerland
05.06.2017 16:34:03
Melkanea

Ohhh The PrimeB is my first customer! Welcome! Coming right up!
 

05.06.2017 16:34:03
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Freethinkerland
07.06.2017 07:45:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm impressed you found a photo....   Close enough anyhow.....  Cranberry juice, vodka,  and mint on the rock's would have been my second choice......

     In High school I used to make a :Blender Mash Toxic Death (just mixing all one can get the hands on!)

 
A nasty mixture  I would leave in the glove compartment of my car for weeks to 'ferment'.  I didn't drink very much when I was 16,  but it was always fun to have a drink so strong it would kick the cowboy's dick's in the dirt when the occasion arose,  that I wanted to skip school and go into the forest with the boy's I trusted with my life..
       Bacardi 151 Rum was always a main ingredient.  3 shot's and BAM....   The stuff creep's up on you,  then BAM........    " Did I really DO THAT? "  
            My 'car-made' toxic death  was even affectionately known as MoJo......  Grenadine syrup being the only thing that allowed it to be somewhat drinkable.

                Only meant for use, 3 mile's from all sober people, and police.   I never did see how ugly it looked in a glass....
   Taking one sip from an insulated thermos,  of warm 8 mixed hard liquors, was ugly enough.

  Ever seen a girl pee, while being held up by 4 men, in a pissing contest?
  I did.  
          Not my finest moment,  but I won by being aimed  with my arm's and leg's at approximately penis level, of the other standing contestants.. !!!!
   This was no time to squat.   A pissing contest had to be fair, and finding 4 men to hold me up to pee, was very easy.   LOL.  They aimed me like a fire hose  once I got to full 'stream' pressure.   The boy's, had to play fair too.......   "Aim me", damn-it !!!!

  Only in the 1980's could this be even possible..... the cowboy's in my school had Honor.  
          Not a 21 century behavior pattern that is more common in drunk men.  \Rape isn't fun. 
          Don't try pissing like this .......... EVER.
 
My cowboys loved me, and wanted to see what I would do next, to thrill the f'uck ;  Out of them.
CUMBIA RANCHERA  [ <-----  The sound track of this Drink. ]

07.06.2017 07:45:52
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Agnostica
09.06.2017 17:37:56
Beverly12​ (R.I.P.)

Sprite mixed with Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew

09.06.2017 17:37:56
A man of words but not of deeds is a garden with no flowers, only weeds
153
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Posts: 256
Freethinkerland
11.06.2017 16:19:10
Melkanea

Ever seen a girl pee, while being held up by 4 men, in a pissing contest?
  I did.

You crazy girl! OMG! woodland, harley bikes and too close to rednecks comes to mind.

we used to ferment coconut milk in a 2l coke bottle, we burried the bottles in the schools kindergarten where the sun hit all day. one week and that was delicious, just the hit was... i cant even find the word on how it was... picture this, The principal, the admin department and 5 of the higgest ranking teachers wondering why a 16 year old in school uniform was doing in the kindergarten sandbox, lying half dead next to hole, hugging a coconut as his girlfriend.

My reputation was improved though, had a real girlfriend and sex the same weekend! 

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Here you go Beverly12
Sprite mixed with Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew or Opportunity as i like to call it. Enjoy our beach party
 

11.06.2017 16:19:10
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Freethinkerland
17.06.2017 11:13:05
Mikey

vodka are the best

17.06.2017 11:13:05
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Freethinkerland
18.06.2017 14:42:01
Maddie M (R.I.P.)

I'll have a gin and tonic please. 

18.06.2017 14:42:01
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Freethinkerland
23.06.2017 12:05:56
Melkanea

https://www.cocktailcourier.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/The-Proper-Gin-Tonic-500x541-1468618618.j...
Since i havent been tending the stall ill gve out a round of gin tonic!


23.06.2017 12:05:56

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