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thatmadbimbo
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2115
Reputation: 1884
Posts: 119
Freethinkerland
20.09.2017 18:12:35
thatmadbimbo

<eye roll>

20.09.2017 18:12:35
You don't need eyes to see... 

You need vision.
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.09.2017 02:59:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

 "Like I needed some powdered, sweet cheeks to tell me not to cry. "
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      " Before or after I decide what to wear."
                Change of season's Photo.   Haha.
 "The chillness of having pale skin is already making me shiver in my mountainous, 'Glass-House''
 Said Me.

  " Something Wicked This Way Come's. " saidRay Bradbury

22.09.2017 02:59:47
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Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880414
Reputation: 129351
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
22.09.2017 19:51:35
Mindy

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
 "Like I needed some powdered, sweet cheeks to tell me not to cry. "
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      " Before or after I decide what to wear."
                Change of season's Photo.   Haha.
 "The chillness of having pale skin is already making me shiver in my mountainous, 'Glass-House''
 Said Me.

  " Something Wicked This Way Come's. " saidRay Bradbury


Emily Rekstis??

22.09.2017 19:51:35
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.09.2017 22:22:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Queen of Mars 

     1 Hour Extended Version)

   Musical Reply:   ^LINK  :P

Speaking is as easy as Breathing !!!
 " Finding intelligent Life is not going to matter much ."
    Single cell organisms at least have a committed propose to LIVE and reproduce. 
            
 "Abortion is AWESOME.  Give Whore's a Birth control choice that can be scheduled between sperm donation's.
  :/   It remove's bad DNA from the History of Earth." 
                                Planned Parent-hood in an intelligent species ?  EARTH
   "Give me your Babies to EDUCATE........ "
           I love Screaming, about the Absurd............  ADHD is the Perfect EXCUSE.  Don't judge ME....   HAHA.
 Pro- Choice and DEATH to all sub-underclass-standard HUMAN's

 Protect Saturn from single cell organism's and crash a space-ship, to prevent human contamination.........     
                                ehh , " Oh Shit !!!! "
           I went off on a trajectory into the universe.   ((( My Bad ))) ..........
             \\\\ My opinion and imagination as a wicked 'Death Eater of Black holes'   ///
  It is what it is.......   piff.
  
  " Human's just need shoe's. "  said ME

    [  Quote:  Channie's Life --->

22.09.2017 22:22:32
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.10.2017 21:40:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Melkanea
Melkanea  Said [quote] 
Congrats Prime Bimbo Aesthetic! 

You will go into BimboLands history as the Bimbo who knocked down HLB!
The Female Prime Brutality and her GlobbFish, upholding a never ending rain of terror at whiplash length, forcing hundreds of innocent Bimbos into suicide!

I need to write tabloid headlines, i want to be responsible for the War of Worlds nr 2. Serious for a sec.

We will all miss you as our Prime, HLB!  as you said the silent Bimbos had their stability, you managed to keep BL together during a crisis. You set the standard on how future Primes will be demanded to be. I can see the discussion: [No we cant solve it like that... ...HLB would have...[/endquote]

      Such heart warming, 'insanity' in perfect clarity of truth is the hallmark of a Bimbo.

          The collaboration of writing style might even be banned on 4 continent's.
     [continuation of 
War of Worlds nr 2 ]

Capt. Phalli U.S. said," If it's infectious nature of the mental Power's of the Prime Bimbo is not Identified, the only cure is the secretion's of the mammary gland's of the prehistoric mammalian Globbie Fish, only found in the Founder's Inn and Pub working as a 'bar-keep'. "
" Secure a sample and make sure it is 20 year's old. forward it to Area 51 C/O the Illuminati.  "

The Queen of Mars by Dracowhip
  Post dedicated to Mel with Whiplash ,   Haha

05.10.2017 21:40:32
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Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22479
Reputation: 13088
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
07.10.2017 18:24:15
Melkanea

marvin the marsian! my favorite alien of them all. blow up earth for o particular reason

07.10.2017 18:24:15
KelliD
Level 16
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2972
Reputation: 2026
Posts: 3
Atheista
08.11.2017 11:43:13
KelliD

A girl I know, came to visit and had two new puppies with her. Someone asked if he could pet them. She said "Sure, who can hold these dogs so he can pet my puppies" as she pushed her chest out.

08.11.2017 11:43:13
Afroditte
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20474
Reputation: 11002
Posts: 192
Agnostica
15.11.2017 21:57:45
Afroditte

Nice

15.11.2017 21:57:45
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Pet Vicky
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10033668
Reputation: 306222
Posts: 3290
Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 19:45:28
Pet Vicky

KelliD wrote:
A girl I know, came to visit and had two new puppies with her. Someone asked if he could pet them. She said "Sure, who can hold these dogs so he can pet my puppies" as she pushed her chest out.
That's one way to introduce yourself to the lads!

29.11.2017 19:45:28

Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22479
Reputation: 13088
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
02.12.2017 20:22:15
Melkanea

KelliD wrote:
A girl I know, came to visit and had two new puppies with her. Someone asked if he could pet them. She said "Sure, who can hold these dogs so he can pet my puppies" as she pushed her chest out.
Could have been worse. She could have said full out grown dogs.
like 60kg hounds XD


02.12.2017 20:22:15

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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